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Chapter 7

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"It's very reasonable to beautify one's own things in order to sell them."

"Besides, I didn't lie."

When Li Yu comforted himself like this, he had already been led into the inner room by that ripe Hong Gu.

After sweeping his eyes around, he immediately saw that besides a large amount of rouge, powder, and medicinal creams, there were many women's intimate clothing, and the styles were quite avant-garde.

Clearly, this was also the changing room for the female employees of the rouge shop.

To avoid offending and ruining the business, Li Yu hurriedly restrained his gaze, revealed a look of ignorance and seriousness, and looked directly at Hong Gu.

This beautiful woman was also looking at him. On the surface, she was a mature big sister, teasing Li Yu with affectionate eyes.

It seemed that as long as he was active, he could enjoy the benefits and achieve good things next.

The place where the two were was also quite suitable.

But Li Yu didn't think so. At this moment, he was certain that some of his background had been seen through, so he was tense all over, and alarm bells were ringing in his heart, and the forbidden egg in his belly was stirring.

When the atmosphere was stiff, Hong Gu suddenly smiled charmingly, stepped back, and hooked her fingers:

"Take it out, little brother."

"Although Sun Sanniang often sold some strange materials that could beautify to me, she never brought me the kind of pet you mentioned in the past."

"Could it be that she thought the price of my shop was too low?"

Hearing these words, Li Yu breathed a sigh of relief.

He knew very well that the two sides were not on the same level at all.

If a conflict really occurred, it was almost certain death.

Unless he completely abandoned his sanity and let the forbidden egg possess him, from then on, both the original body and Li Yu would disappear, and only a cruel, violent, and cannibalistic Child of the Forbidden God would exist. If that were the case, what was the difference from being dead?

Thinking through this, Li Yu didn't hesitate and became even more calm and composed.

He reached into his arms and took out the first yellow talisman wooden box. While opening it, he honestly confessed:

"It's not that she didn't want to, but that this pet only comes into being when she dies."

"It's a bit ugly, but it indeed has the effect of swallowing filthy excess flesh and blood, and it is indeed a living pet that can be raised."

"Now it is still in its infancy. As long as it is fed more, it should soon grow eyes, a nose, and other facial features."

"As for the cultivation that Manager Hong mentioned outside, it is a solitary creature and I'm afraid it cannot reproduce."

When Li Yu's voice fell, the wooden box opened halfway.

Accompanied by sharp and disgusting hissing, the upper half of the blood intestine, which had sharp teeth and a mouth, rushed out, wanting to twist and gnaw on Li Yu's hand.

But it was pressed down by his thumb and couldn't move.

This scene, the appearance of this so-called pet, and his rhetoric, were truly bizarre and creepy.

Even Hong Gu herself, who was a proper Sequence 8 evil cultivator, couldn't help but be stunned.

After a long while, she seemed to have realized something:

"You mean... this ugly thing is the non-ordinary pet you mentioned?"

"And it is actually transformed from your mother's intestines?"

It was not difficult to hear that Hong Gu, who considered herself well-informed, was also quite surprised at this moment.

Her gaze towards Li Yu had less teasing and more wariness.

A seemingly honest and sloppy teenager!

His words and actions were truly bizarre.

And Li Yu, who heard this, nodded in acknowledgment, then shook his head again, and then, as if he didn't have any defenses at all, directly told some of the family secrets of the Jiao couple.

"It is indeed transformed from Sun Sanniang's intestines, and it is the essence of the strange forbidden meat she has eaten over the years."

"But Sun Sanniang is actually not my real mother, but a foster mother."

"The two of them went wrong in their cultivation and are now both dead."

"I closed all of Jiao's business, and I came here only for this last deal. If Manager Hong is unwilling to buy, I will go to the neighboring Hehe Workshop. I heard that there is a powerhouse there who is also collecting such strange items to excrete and remove excess blood essence from the body."

"This blood intestine has more advantages than other dead things. It can be transplanted and become another organ in the cultivator's body."

This string of words, mixed with seemingly redundant information, made Hong Gu's face move slightly.

She was a businesswoman!

She had no friendship with Sun Sanniang, so what did her life or death have to do with her?

As long as she knew that this ugly thing was a good item and could be bought for great use, that was enough.

"Name your price!"

When these three words entered his ears, the sloppy teenager Li Yu immediately revealed a brilliant smile on his face.

Before long, the curtain of the inner room of the Neon Rouge Shop was lifted, and the beautiful woman and the sloppy teenager walked out with flushed smiles on their faces.

Clearly, both were very satisfied with the transaction.

If one only looked at this scene!

Who could have imagined that the content of the transaction was actually the beautiful woman buying the intestines of the teenager's foster mother?

After coming out, Li Yu maintained the persona he had deliberately created, saying "Manager Hong, no need to send me off" in a simple and stiff way, and then left the rouge shop on his own.

On the surface, there was no extra expression on his face, but his heart was full of joy.

One thousand taels!

This was the price for selling that blood intestine.

According to the market price of non-ordinary items recorded in the account book, it was not high, but not low either.

Li Yu was very content because the selling process had no accidents or conflicts.

With this one thousand taels, at least he could solve his problems of eating and preparing spiritual food private banquets, and temporarily he shouldn't need to sell the highly toxic brain matter, filthy vegetable knife, and human skin scroll.

Carrying a large amount of money, Li Yu stood on the street.

He looked up at the scorching sun, estimating it should be around the Si hour.

This Tianji Workshop Main Street, with its strong commercial atmosphere, was also starting to enter the lively stage.

All kinds of shouting sounds drilled into his ears:

"Come, come, freshly baked meat buns, there's no filling you can't think of, only fillings my house can't make."

"Those who want to buy pets, come quickly. Whether it's the three-eyed fine dog from the Ten Thousand Ghosts Frozen Plain, the merman from the Terror River Valley, or the beauty snake from the Black Forest, the Tianji Pet Shop has everything, and will never let customers down."

"Ten thousand qi turns into smoke, life is like a dream, Tianji Smoke Qi Hall, grand opening celebration."

"Want to get rich overnight? Want to win back your losses? Come to the Tianji Workshop Casino. Here, we have all the gambling methods in the world, and we accept all mortgages: family property, treasures, wives, daughters, slaves, bodies, souls... nothing is taboo. You can lose many times, but as long as you win once, the return is infinite."

"Soft-bodied maids, various prosthetics, and we have newly added three 'Soul-Entrancing Dream' machines, which can customize the experience of all beautiful dreams in the world. As long as you dare to think, we dare to give. Tianji Soul-Entrancing Grand Club, eight hundred taels of silver, you can get a VIP card. Don't miss it when you pass by."

The last advertisement from a certain club almost made Li Yu break his defense. What does it mean?

The money he worked hard to sell a rare strange item could only buy a so-called VIP card?

"This distorted price!"

"That Dream machine, wouldn't it be the real fantasy somatosensory cabin that only existed in novels and movies in his past life?"

Even though Li Yu came from a society where materials exploded, he had to admit at this moment.

Here, the temptation was huge.

He had only stood on the street for a while, and his mind was already filled with various advertisements, each trying to hook the desires in his body.

He originally wanted to leave quickly, but it just so happened.

The "Forbidden Egg," which had only been quiet for two hours, finally digested the "breakfast" in his belly completely and began to rebel again.

Accompanied by a burst of growling, Li Yu immediately developed a horrifying appetite.

In his mouth, saliva surged wildly.

His eyes turned green, and the two evil eyes on his forehead had signs of opening again. He felt he could gnaw a cow to death alive.

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"It's endless!"

Li Yu cursed in his heart, wishing he could cut open his stomach and drag the forbidden egg out and chop it up.

Unfortunately, he couldn't. This evil thing was closely combined with his body into a human meat elixir, and ordinary means couldn't separate it at all.

The most fatal thing was that the initiative wasn't in his hands.

If it wasn't for the fact that the forbidden egg's instinct was to possess Li Yu and achieve the Child of the Forbidden God, it could break out of his belly at any time, leave behind a corpse, and go find the next host.

So even if Li Yu was unconvinced, he could only deal with it carefully at the current stage and couldn't make any mistakes.

Feeling the terrifying hunger surging out, he immediately began to scan the shops on the street that could provide food.

Fortunately, he now carried "huge wealth," and even if the account book recorded the table of dishes provided by the Garuda Restaurant opened by the old demon Zhu Can, which made the couple's hearts ache, he could order it casually.

Of course, he wouldn't really go, because according to the records, that old demon Zhu Can was a high-sequence powerhouse on the Forbidden God path. One could imagine what kind of dishes his restaurant would make.

Very quickly, he found many targets.

Excluding those that required waiting, there were bun shops, various specialty snack stalls, and a canned food shop.

That's right, in this Wanfu City, food like canned food had already been developed.

Although they were all flesh and blood of animals he had never heard of in his past life, it still made him feel very close.

Needless to say, this was another change brought by the 【Tiangong Sect】.

And so, for the next whole morning, Li Yu spent half the time experiencing and half the time soothing the forbidden egg.

He spent a full twenty taels of silver, opened his belly, and ate for two or three hours.

In this process!

Not only was the forbidden egg satisfied, but Li Yu himself was also very happy.

On the second day of transmigration, he finally ate normal food.

No longer those troublesome things like dirty cured meat, stale rice, and old pickles.

After consuming, Li Yu, who felt that he should be safe for the next day and night, bought a large pile of ready-to-eat canned food and hurried home.

Although he still had many things to do to gain a foothold, he had to do them one by one and couldn't be anxious.

Following the path he came, leaving the main street, and bypassing several old streets.

When Li Yu's eyes vaguely saw his own courtyard, he also saw that the old street, which originally had many neighbors and was quite lively, seemed even livelier at this moment.

It seemed that all the neighbors had come out and surrounded the street corner.

There, there was a strange human figure and a strange mechanical object that was constantly spraying steam.

After he got closer, he saw clearly that this object seemed to be pieced together from a carriage, a mechanical cabinet, a shelf, a copper stove, etc., and it stored all kinds of strange and fresh things, a living mobile grocery store.

Among them, there were only two things Li Yu recognized.

Electric eel lamp, and a small, exquisite version of the bronze chicken.

And standing in front of this grocery store was a young man, wearing a long gown, with a vest full of pockets on his upper body, and clothes embroidered with all kinds of patterns similar to the Eight Trigrams.

This person always maintained a smiling face and wore a single-frame glasses connected to a gold chain, enthusiastically promoting all kinds of goods he brought this time to the neighbors around him.

"Neighbors!"

"You are lucky this time. Meng has brought quite a few new products from my Tiangong Sect."

"Every one of them is unlisted, and you absolutely can't find them outside."

"For example, this 【Black Thunder Wing】, built-in with a Tiangong Thunder Core, as long as it is installed on the back, even ordinary people can taste the joy of flying, and in the process, it can also produce the sound of wind and thunder. It is truly majestic. Which neighbor wants to buy it? One hundred taels of silver to take home."

"And this 【Hundred-Change Boiler】. With it, the family no longer needs any kitchen utensils or stoves, nor does it need any culinary skills. Just put all kinds of ingredients into it, and it will randomly produce all kinds of delicious dishes. Such a convenient good thing only costs two hundred taels of silver."

"By the way, this is the latest body-tempering strange item 【Fu-Deterrence Oil Paste】. The people above told me that this thing possesses the power of Fu-Deterrence. As long as it is applied to a certain part of the body, it can make that part permanently expand and grow larger. It can be used anywhere, regardless of gender. Three hundred taels of silver, no deception for children or old people."

"However, the most heavyweight one is this 【Skull-Exploding Gun】. It is a real murder weapon. As long as its muzzle is aimed at the prey's head and it accumulates qi for ten breaths, it can blow the head off... As everyone knows, Wanfu City is not peaceful in any district, especially our South District, which can be said to be full of talented people, and most needs such good things to protect oneself. Five hundred taels of silver, and you can buy it."

Li Yu was originally eager to return home, but he stopped because of these unbelievable Tiangong wonders and the passionate introduction.

He suddenly understood a little why Jiao Qing bought that troublesome 【Bronze Reporting-Dawn Chicken】.

The Tiangong Sect's salesmen were indeed eloquent.

Although judging from Sun Sanniang's account book records, Tiangong Sect products were not all that perfect.

Even in the couple's speculation, the Tiangong Sect's salesmen who walked the streets and alleys of the entire Wanfu City and the four major districts almost all carried products that were mostly unlisted defective products.

Taking them out to sell, I'm afraid they had the intention of treating the residents in the city as experimental subjects and suckers.

Of course!

Even so, the ordinary people and Transcendents in Wanfu City found it hard to resist the endless stream of Tiangong wonders.

While tearing down the stage, everyone wanted to buy them at a low price.

Just like at this moment, every time the salesman finished introducing a product, the neighbors would criticize it one after another:

"What Black Thunder Wing, it must be a one-time evil thing. If you really carry it to the sky, I'm afraid you'll never come down. One tael of silver, not a penny more."

"Hundred-Change Boiler, isn't it just a mixer? The dishes I make with my feet are better than what it makes. Two taels of silver, I'll buy it back to dismantle and play with."

"This labor-saving paste must have a huge price, otherwise there wouldn't be such a cheap thing in the world. Three taels of silver, the old woman will buy it."

"Need to aim and accumulate qi for ten breaths to blow someone's head off? Is there any more chicken-rib thing in the world? Five taels of silver, I can buy it."

(End of chapter)

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