Chapter 207: Who Says the Hundred Flowers Valley's Techniques Are Chicken Ribs?
"What does it look like after it undergoes Form Manifestation? Is it a beautiful type?" 【Xia Shanhu】 automatically ignored the words that would have torn him into shreds.
A player's life is the least valuable thing; if one can trade their life for a pet that is good for combat and pleasing to the eye, it is worth it no matter how many times they die.
"A dark-skinned, burly man two meters tall." Ge Feiyun replied with black lines on her forehead. She thought for a moment and added, "Sturdy build, ferocious appearance, wide mouth and square ears, green face and fangs, palm-wide chest hair..."
The players' discussion about whether a bear-ear girl or a wolf-ear girl was cuter came to an abrupt halt.
"A two-meter-tall black, burly man!" 【Xia Shanhu】 looked at the Demon Bear, the enthusiasm in his eyes receding at a speed visible to the naked eye, turning instead into regret. He sighed, "You Demon Bear, you don't know what 'trend' means at all. Why did you manifest such a form blindly! Demons like you who don't study human psychology are destined to be abandoned by the era... What a pity, such a pity!"
Pity your mother!
If you have the ability, release the restriction on me; believe it or not, by tomorrow you will turn into a pile of fresh bear dung!
The Demon Bear glared at 【Xia Shanhu】, a roar reflexively escaping its throat. It was clearly angry to the extreme; a bear-ear girl was simply the ultimate insult to it...
"Shopkeeper Lin, can a demon manifest its form a second time?" 【Xia Shanhu】 had a flash of inspiration and thought of another possibility. "For example, beat it back to its original form, then feed it a Transformation Pill to let it manifest its form again..."
"..." Ge Feiyun, Xin Shang, and the others looked at the Heavenly Descended with strange expressions, seemingly unable to understand why these fellows were so obsessed with beast-ear girls.
Possessing such excellent aptitude, yet spending their thoughts on these useless matters—wouldn't it be better to spend more time practicing their cultivation?
"What a vicious mind. This old bear will never manifest as a beast-ear girl even if I die..." The Demon Bear struggled with all its might, roaring in anger, "You stupid human, don't give me a chance, otherwise, I will definitely treat you as a female bear and mount you for three days and three nights..."
"Don't you find them foul-smelling?" Lin Bai looked at the players strangely, as if he had seen a new way to manipulate them. With a Transformation Pill dangling in front of them, it was enough to make them work diligently at anything!
So this was the ultimate function of the Pet System...
You must know, he had just been planning to take the essence from a few demons to grind tasks for the Chef God System.
Bear paws, wolf hearts, and the like should count as rare ingredients, right!
Shining food doesn't sound very useful, but what if something good drops later!
"The foul smell is because they don't like to be clean. If they take more baths and brush their teeth diligently, there won't be any smell," 【Xia Shanhu】 said.
"Theoretically feasible," Lin Bai said. "However, Form Manifestation follows their own will. If you want it to become the image you have in mind, you must first get it to approve of you."
"Almost forgot that point." The Demon Bear sneered, "Give up that thought. Even if my cultivation realm drops and I undergo a second Form Manifestation, I won't turn into any beast-ear girl."
"That's right, that's right." The Wolf Demon, Pig Demon, and a few other simpletons echoed one after another, as if they were the ones who had won.
"That's true too!" 【Xia Shanhu】's mood sank again, but he still wouldn't give up. "Shopkeeper Lin, if I can persuade them, can you bestow a Transformation Pill upon us?"
"It still depends on your Contribution Points." Lin Bai glanced at him and said, "Transformation Pills are precious; I won't give them to you for nothing."
"As long as there's a chance, that's enough." 【Xia Shanhu】 said excitedly, "Shopkeeper Lin, if there are any tasks, just order us to do them. I don't ask for anything else, just one Transformation Pill."
"No problem." Lin Bai nodded with a smile. "Then these few, I'll leave them to you to domesticate!"
"You got it!" 【Xia Shanhu】 agreed readily.
Even if Lin Bai hadn't said it, they would have intercepted this chore; otherwise, if they got the Transformation Pill in the future and these guys didn't cooperate, it would all be in vain!
The Demon Bear and the other demons seemed to see their tragic fate in the future; they were agitated and began cursing the players one by one.
Lin Bai glanced at the few demons and said, "I suggest you establish a Pet Domestication Group, specifically responsible for the domestication of Demon Beasts and the guidance of their thoughts."
"We will," 【Xia Shanhu】 said, looking at the Demon Bear and rubbing his hands with a chuckle.
Xin Shang and the others had strange expressions, suddenly realizing why the Heavenly Descended could be subdued by Lin Bai—the thinking of these fellows was fundamentally on the same path.
Moreover, compared to the Heavenly Descended, what Lin Bai did was even more excessive.
"Shopkeeper Lin, then we'll take them away!" 【Xia Shanhu】 reached out to touch the Demon Bear's head. The Demon Bear opened its mouth to bite his hand, but he dodged it nimbly. "Baby, you'd better be obedient, otherwise, if you fall into Shopkeeper Lin's hands, your end will be even more miserable..."
"..." Lin Bai had black lines on his forehead. So your way of domesticating Demon Beasts is to use me as the villain? He snorted in annoyance and cooperated, "That's right, I was originally planning to use them as ingredients. By the way, Sect Leader Xin, since we're idle anyway, please trouble you all to go into the wilderness and find some uncultivated wild beasts. I'll make a good meal for everyone. I won't hide it from you all, I also practice the Way of Cooking. Whoever is willing to learn from me, I can teach you. The people view food as their heaven; when the Way of Cooking is mastered, one can cook all things..."
The Demon Bear was stunned.
Xin Shang and the others were going crazy, staring at Lin Bai with their mouths agape. Are you serious?
So everything you do is practicing the Law of Cultivation!
Although he was unwilling in his heart, Xin Shang still took on the chore. There were plenty of Disciples in his sect; catching some wild beasts didn't require him to do it personally.
He wanted to see if there really was such a thing as the Way of Cooking?
Cook all things?
Bah!
If this broken law is mastered, can it turn the opponent into a dish during battle?
"Xia Shanhu, can't the Hundred Flowers Valley's techniques shape the body? You can try to persuade the Demon Bear to switch to practicing the Hundred Flowers Valley's techniques; perhaps it can also turn into the shape you desire." After instructing Xin Shang, Lin Bai kindly gave a suggestion to the few players who were teasing the demons.
"Brilliant!" 【Xia Shanhu】's eyes lit up instantly, and he immediately turned to Jiang Yuru. "Senior Jiang, the Justice Alliance is one family. If I can persuade them, I'll have to trouble you to teach it the Hundred Flowers Valley's cultivation method..."
F***!
Jiang Yuru's face turned dark, feeling she had suffered a great insult. The Hundred Flowers Valley's techniques had always been their pride; how dared he use them to domesticate beasts?
"Teaching the technique is no problem." Jiang Yuru said with a dark face and a cold voice, "But the Hundred Flowers Valley's techniques allow for one body-shaping at the Golden Core cultivation level, and one at the Spirit Transformation level. Furthermore, one must be in human form to practice. These great demons are already at the Golden Core level; it will take hundreds of years to reach Spirit Transformation. Can you wait that long?"
"Let's try it!" 【Xia Shanhu】 laughed, "Aren't we going to attack the Medicine King Valley? At worst, we'll use pills to pile up their cultivation."
Pills?
Hearing these two words, the Demon Bear and the other demons looked at each other and simultaneously fell silent.
Having cultivated for thousands of years, they naturally knew the miraculous nature of human pills.
Their cultivation relied on absorbing the essence of the sun and moon, or by chance, finding a rare treasure. Compared to humans, their speed was unknown how many times slower, which was why they were suppressed by humans everywhere.
If they could have pills to improve their cultivation, pretending to agree seemed not bad. At worst, when shaping their bodies, they could still follow their own will.
Once they reached the Transformation Realm, couldn't they handle these few perverts?
A demon of the same realm has combat power that is unknown how many grades higher than a human's...
"Body-shaping is not Form Manifestation; it can only influence the figure and appearance to a small degree. Wanting to become a beast-ear image like Xiaobai is probably not possible." Jiang Yuru tried to dispel the Heavenly Descended's idea of letting the demons practice the Hundred Flowers Valley's techniques. It wasn't that she was worried about the techniques leaking; it was truly that she couldn't accept letting a group of demons shape their bodies just to satisfy the perverse tastes of the Heavenly Descended.
"No matter, let's try it! If the Transformation Pill makes them look bad, we can still modify it with body-shaping!" 【Xia Shanhu】 was exceptionally persistent.
Originally, he felt that the Hundred Flowers Valley's techniques had no appeal to players; after all, players could customize their faces, so he didn't know what the point of the officials designing such a sect was.
Now, he finally knew; there were no useless Skills, and the officials had considered things much more comprehensively than they had.
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