Chapter 65: The Most Miserable Player in History

"Are you a carpenter? Such a simple set of lyrics actually made me think of sawing wood..."

"Were you singing just now? If I didn't open my eyes, I would have thought a duck had arrived!"

"Even a pig's grunting sounds better than your singing!"

Seeing his master standing at the shop entrance early in the morning roasting people, and then giving him a wink after roasting each one, Deng Li Buduo finally understood why he was told to be brave and step forward to intervene when encountering injustice on the road.

This guy was doing it on purpose!

What "Five Bears of the Hei Clan" triggered Lin Bai's joy in roasting people?

Bullshit!

Lin Bai had already made up his mind to do this before the Five Bears of the Hei Clan even arrived.

He was simply enjoying the process, and might even be using the opportunity to knock him down a peg...

I don't know which idiot came up with such a deranged AI; their brain must have a massive hole in it!

But for the sake of the Dragon Subduing Palm, Flight Technique, Palm Thunder, and other Skills that far exceeded the novice village.

Deng Li Buduo had to force a smile, go over to the customers one by one to apologize, and soothe their emotions: "Don't be angry, my master is in a bad mood today. It's all my fault; I made my master angry this morning. If you have any fire, take it out on me..."

"... If you really can't vent your anger, just slap me twice. The teacher is supreme; it is only right for a Disciple to suffer on behalf of their master."

"How about this, I'll take the liberty of giving you a cold dish on the house. You are a magnanimous person, so please don't hold a grudge against my master, okay?"

"I'll bow to you, I'll apologize to you..."

Only by enduring the bitterest of the bitter can one become a person above others.

For the sake of the Skills, it's not shameful!

Even though he said that.

But after Deng Li Buduo said nice things, put on a smiling face, and even paid money to smooth things over with the customers, Lin Bai would still give him a jab from time to time:

"Pah, your apology had no sincerity at all. Do you even know how to be a Disciple?"

"If you're going to give something, give a main course. Giving a cold dish is so stingy, you have no manliness."

This made him feel like he was suffering double the torment.

Whenever he showed even a hint of dissatisfaction.

Lin Bai would just say: "Damn it, you dare to glare at your master?"

Then.

A Palm Thunder would be flung his way.

Although it didn't deduct much HP.

But he felt so stifled inside!

To play a game to the point he had reached, there was truly no one else like him!

This bastard was doing it on purpose!

He just felt that because he had scolded him back then, he wanted to find an opportunity to cripple his Martial Art...

Deng Li Buduo could actually endure all of the above; after all, he knew what kind of person Lin Bai was!

What he couldn't stand was that idiot Lin Jia Xiaoniangzi, who kept livestreaming on the side.

Is this even a livestream?

This is messing with his mentality!

Her behavior is even more detestable than those paparazzi...

Truly, the game is so big, there are all kinds of people...

Whenever Deng Li Buduo was provoked by Lin Bai to the point of anger, wanting to delete his account, change characters, and train hard to come back and kill Lin Bai, Lin Bai would say again: "If you can't even take this little bit of anger, and you still want to learn more profound Martial Art, you are simply daydreaming."

One sentence pulled him right back.

That's right!

He had already paid so much, would deleting the account and starting over be worth it?

If he did that, his progress would be even slower than the second batch of players.

Besides, once an account is created, you cannot change the novice village. In the current Jiamu City, all players are living very difficult lives. After he survives the novice period and returns after learning from a higher-level city, what if Lin Bai has already been slaughtered by someone else?

An NPC only has one life.

If that really happened, Lin Bai would become his lifelong shame, and he would never be able to wash it away!

The sunk cost is too high!

Only by enduring the bitterest of the bitter can one become a person above others!

I will endure!

Must say.

Life will always find a way. When his emotions were suppressed to the limit by Lin Bai, Deng Li Buduo gritted his teeth and simply started a livestream himself.

You stream, I stream too. What's the point of a bystander's perspective? If you want to watch, watch the main perspective...

As long as I dare to roast myself, no one can roast me!

"Brother Deng," "Isn't Brother Deng a masochist?", "Who else is going to apprentice under Lin Bai?", "I crown my Brother Deng as the number one masochist, no one dares to claim second," "Who wants to go find Shopkeeper Lin for a perm?"

Amidst the screen full of "encouragement," Deng Li Buduo's soul received the ultimate comfort. In half a day, he gained 300,000 followers, and after deducting the company's share, he earned 20,000 yuan...

What is called an unexpected joy?

This is it.

So fragrant!

At this moment.

The resentment in the heart of Deng Li Buduo vanished, and he found a new, broad road.

Being abused by Lin Bai, making money.

In the future, when he counter-kills Lin Bai, he will also wash his reputation clean in one wave.

This is simply a perfect marketing campaign, a win-win path...

Master, please whip me to your heart's content!

【Pleasure from Lin Jia Xiaoniangzi: +1+1】

【Resentment from Deng Li Buduo: +1+1】

【Pleasure from Deng Li Buduo: +1+1+1】

When Lin Bai mocks people, he can clearly perceive the surrounding emotions; there is no need to mention the emotions from the natives.

What he finds strange is the shift in Deng Li Buduo's emotions; in the morning, this guy was still full of complaints, but by the afternoon, he was accepting it as a sweet treat.

No matter how excessive his behavior and language are, what Deng Li Buduo radiates is entirely Positive Emotion.

This isn't normal, is it?

Stockholm?

Or has he been driven crazy by him?

It wasn't until Lin Jia Xiaoniangzi, because her customer base was snatched, argued with Deng Li Buduo in a fit of rage, that Lin Bai's doubts were resolved.

It turns out this guy has been livestreaming the process of being abused as well.

True misery-selling!

Turning from Negative Emotion to Positive Emotion, this guy has tasted the sweetness!

Lin Bai was originally worried that he had tormented his own disciple too harshly, leading to the disciple deleting his account and restarting, refusing to play with him anymore.

After all, since few people came in the afternoon, he dumped all his firepower on Deng Li Buduo in order to grind tasks...

"Cruel words hurt like a cold in the sixth month"—that is no joke.

Although the disciple's Virtue Value was deducted, there is a ten percent feedback every day; even a mosquito's leg is meat!

This time, he can set his heart at ease; his disciple suffered grievances here, but found rewards elsewhere, so he has the motivation to continue!

Now that his own popularity is too high, it is not certain he can find another disciple among the players who is willing to be tormented by him and still diligently practice Internal Energy like Deng Li Buduo.

Nightfall Advent.

Not long after the Song Jinnan family came out.

A notification of task success finally arrived in Lin Bai's mind.

And he possessed the opportunity to set the second incantation for Palm Thunder.

This time.

Lin Bai learned his lesson, kept his mouth tightly shut, and no longer spoke rashly.

Scanning Lin Jia Xiaoniangzi and Deng Li Buduo, Lin Bai used several Bowing Body Single Shadow techniques in succession and disappeared into the vast night.

The Palm Thunder Skill is voice-activated; no matter who masters the incantation, they can draw upon magic power from him.

This is a double-edged sword; if not handled well, he might even pit himself.

Therefore, the incantation setting must be cautious.

After all, he has almost no privacy now.

Most players play the game while livestreaming, and with a group of people staring at him, it is too easy to discover the secret of the incantation; his current Internal Energy is not yet deep enough, and once the incantation leaks, it is highly likely he will be played to death by the players.

That "fuck" didn't matter, as the magic power called upon was negligible, but Palm Thunder can't fail to even kill a mosquito, right?

Therefore.

The second incantation must be set to something long, at least with a certain amount of power, the kind that can kill people; otherwise, what was he working so hard for?

The most critical point is that even if the players know the incantation, they must not be able to recite it easily, even if it is difficult for himself, it doesn't matter.

He has already been considering this incantation for a day.

Shaking off the tag-alongs, Lin Bai found a secluded spot and recited the incantation he had pondered for a day in one breath: "Mountain Before Has a Cui Cutui, Mountain Behind Has a Cui Tuicu. The two came before the mountain to compare legs; I don't know if Cui Cutui's leg is thicker than Cui Tuicu's, or if Cui Tuicu's leg is thicker than Cui Cutui's?"

(End of this chapter)