Chapter 276: The Daily Life of Returning Again

A week has passed since the Chicago Avengers incident, and the heat of the political scandal that shocked the United States has generally subsided.Go down
Some people even say that Robert is the reincarnation of Hitler and plans to occupy the United States to start World War III.
The most amazing thing for Ron is that there are not a few people who believe this statement. Ron has to lament once again that happy education is harmful.
Don't believe it. Although the United States is recognized as the world's largest technological power, the ignorance of ordinary people will still surprise you. Many people even believe in the flat earth theory to this day and continue to try to prove it from various weird angles. .
In Sheldon's words, it's childish and ridiculous.
"Howard, do you want to check the equatorial mount on the laser again? We need to lock it to the Sea of ​​Tranquility."
"no problem."
"Sea of ​​Tranquility? Is there any place with this name?" Ron complained while eating snacks for no apparent reason. Tonight, some otakus planned to shoot lasers at the moon. Ron was bored and followed them to watch the fun.
"That's the name of a place on the surface of the moon. When Apollo landed on the moon, that's where it landed." Astrophysicist Rajesh answered.
However, his eyes did not look at Ron. Instead, he leaned on the telescope and stared at the apartment building opposite.
"Hi, Rajesh, I have told you a long time ago that if you want a woman, you can disclose your identity as a rich man in India, and there will be countless chicks lining up to date you, instead of like now , repeatedly jumped on the charge of voyeurism."
"I didn't!" Rajesh's face turned red: "I was just watching someone else's TV. "The Good Wife" is currently playing~ This is the show I have been following recently."
Ron rolled his eyes: "Well, maybe it's not a woman you need, Rajesh. I have a cousin named Michelle.
"Party? I like parties the most~" Rajesh agreed excitedly, but he immediately realized something was wrong: "Wait, what did you just say?
Rajesh shrugged and decided not to argue with Ron.
"Hey, do you know anyone else who wants to see this experiment?" Leonard didn't wait for anyone else to answer, and gave his own answer: "Penny."
"How did I not know she liked exploring the moon? Although I'm sure the reflector Armstrong left on the moon did fit Penny's sparkling aesthetic standards."
"Sheldon, not just Penny, almost all women have a special preference for shiny things." Ron corrected: "This characteristic was even written by a Chinese netizen in a paper called "Women and Birds" "16 Things in Common", if you are interested, you can take a look, it will definitely be helpful for picking up girls."
"Really?" Rajesh's eyes widened. If you don't count one-night stands and the like, he is the only one among the four who has not tasted the taste of love.
Even Sheldon has been courted by women attracted to his good looks, which he inherited from the Cooper family.
"Of course it's true. The author of that paper is a Chinese named Lu Xiaobu. It is said that he takes a different woman back to spend the night every week. But the paper was written in Chinese. Maybe..."
"I'll pay someone to translate it into English soon!" Rajesh shouted excitedly.
"Don't forget to pass me a copy when the time comes." Leonard didn't have that much spare money to spend on this, so he decisively chose to be a hand-in-hand party.
Ron wondered: "Why don't you call Petunia up?"
"I don't know, we've been acting a little weird since last time."
"She dumped you?"
"She didn't dump me!" When Leonard heard this, he immediately jumped up like a cat whose tail was stepped on: "We are just in different positions in this relationship."
"Well, you just got dumped, bro."
On the third day after Ron left, Leonard broke up with Penny. The reason why Leonard still hasn't figured out yet, but Ron knows one thing, that is, no matter what, the two of them will eventually get together. Together.
Ron suggested: "You should ask Petunia to come with you. It might be a good opportunity to repair the relationship."
"What a great idea, I'll go right away!" Leonard ran downstairs before Ron could finish speaking.
But what Ron didn't expect was that not long after, Leonard not only brought Penny up, but also bought one extra and got one free, and also brought along a man who was almost as tall as Ron.
Ron covered his face in embarrassment and forgot about this part, Penny's new boyfriend Zach.
Or it would be more appropriate to call me a friend.
Ron was too lazy to talk to Zach, but Zach came up to Sheldon and asked questions like he had found a new toy. In order to save the situation, Leonard could only awkwardly and politely introduce the experiment to them.
Of course, the main person to be introduced is Zach, and Penny comes here every day to eat with him. It is normal for scientific knowledge to overwhelm an ordinary person.
But what Leonard didn't expect was that when he introduced that the experiment would send laser light and return it to the receiver, Zach asked the classic stupid question.
"I still have a question, how are you sure it won't explode?"
"Explosion? What explosion? You mean laser?" Leonard was stunned.
"No, it's the moon."
"Sheldon, you're so worried." Ron quickly pulled Sheldon aside in order to prevent Sheldon from making any more shocking remarks.
Fortunately, this embarrassing scene did not last long. The laser experiment was quickly completed. Penny quickly took Zach away. Zach's performance made her a little unable to hold her head up, especially when facing Leonard.

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As soon as he returned to the apartment, Sheldon said good night and went back to the bedroom to sleep. Without a specific timetable, Sheldon's biological clock was even more accurate than an atomic clock. After a while, Sheldon's voice came from the bedroom. snore.
"Leonard, the only way for you to accept Penny's new love is for you to also find a new girlfriend." Rajesh was sorting out the experimental equipment while making his unreliable suggestions.
Howard, who is extremely interested in this topic, also expressed his thoughts: "He is right. If you are willing, I can introduce you to my newly found dating website."
But Leonard was not interested in this: "No, thank you."
"Are you sure? They said they can match anyone."
"Did they hook you up?"
"There are so many, there were eight last month," Howard said proudly: "If you count the girls who ran away as soon as they saw me, there are a total of twelve!"
Ron looked suspicious: "If I remember correctly, Howard, you seem to have a girlfriend, right? What happened to you and Bernadette? Were you dumped too?"
Ron found that when he went on a long mission, he seemed to miss a lot of things.
"How is that possible?!" Howard yelled with no money, "It's just... you know, after all, a man like me, as strong as the wind, will never give up the entire forest for a woman."
"Well, you're just dumped," Ron concluded.
"Hey, we're talking about Reiner's problem now, okay? Ron. You know so many women, haven't you ever thought about introducing some girlfriends to your friends?"
Howard quickly changed the subject, and in an instant, three pairs of eyes as hungry as wolves were fixed on Ron at the same time.
Ron spread his hands: "Please, I don't have any female friends that I plan to stop making recently. Or if you are not afraid of breaking the law, you can ask my niece Alex. They are nerds. There must be many like him. A good girl."
Although the United States' anti-drug laws are no different than a piece of toilet paper, it still does a very good job in protecting children.
Howard and Rajesh, two idiots, shuddered at the same time and gave up this tempting idea, while Leonard himself had no expectations from the beginning.
"I haven't planned to find a new girlfriend yet. You two should just keep it to yourself and have fun. Or if you're really bored, you can find some other fun. I'm going to bed. Good night, everyone."
Leonard left sadly. Zach had hit him hard tonight. If nothing else happens, when he gets up tomorrow morning, his pillow will probably be wet.
"Do you know what is the most fun?" The Indian looked mysterious: "What do you think about us using that website to find a girlfriend for Sheldon?"
"Forget it?" Howard looked at Ron's face carefully. Fortunately, he didn't find anything unusual and he breathed a sigh of relief.
However, Rajesh was still on the verge of committing suicide and frantically testing: "Think about it, we can use this as an experiment, like finding a wife for the lonely Frankenstein?"
Howard used his eyes frantically to signal Rajesh to look at Ron, but the Indian talked more and more enthusiastically, without receiving any signal from Howard.
"Frankenstein didn't find a wife, but used the organs of corpses to create a wife." Ron finally spoke: "But I am quite interested in your idea. You can try it. If it succeeds, then it will definitely It's a miracle from God."
Imagine a staid scientist like Sheldon who has no interest in being with a young girl looks like a comedy.
Wait, Ron suddenly became alert. Could this be an opportunity for Sheldon and Amy to get to know each other?
Ron asked carefully: "What are you going to do?"
"First, use Sheldon's personal information to register an account on a dating website, if you agree."
"Of course." Ron nodded.
"Then we will answer the questions on these dating websites according to Sheldon's usual language habits..."
Halfway through the conversation, the Indian began to tailor a blind date plan for Sheldon with Ron's acquiescence. After watching it for a while and finding it boring, Ronze returned to his room and fell asleep.
But tonight is destined to be an unquiet night.
In the middle of his sleep, Ron was awakened by the sound of horseback riding coming from the apartment across the corridor. The female chess player's scream was so high-pitched that it could be heard almost in the entire apartment building. It was so loud that Ron lost all sleep.
Ron looked at the time and saw that it was just under one o'clock in the evening. Based on past experience, the sound would continue for about two hours.
It's not that Leonard's physical strength is very good, but that the female rider Penny is very experienced. Even if it is more than an hour of intermission, she will fill the gap with self-entertainment.
Ron simply put his clothes back on and planned to go out for a walk.
At this time, the nightlife in Los Angeles had just begun, and the Williamsburg restaurant where the two sisters worked was still open during business hours.
Since returning to Los Angeles, I haven't met two beautiful girls because they are too busy.
After the explosive business incident caused by the death of a rock star, the small cake shop's business is finally back on track.
Although the income is not as high as the explosive growth in those days, because there are several bars on this street, there are drug addicts everywhere. After getting high, hungry addicts are everywhere looking for food.
Marijuana is almost as standard as alcohol in Los Angeles nightclubs, and smoking itAfter marijuana, in addition to the sequelae of trance like other drugs, there is also a very interesting feature, that is, it makes people feel abnormally hungry, and this hunger is different from what alcohol provides. Those little snacks can't satisfy you.
It was only when Ron came to the door of Max's cake shop that he discovered that the shop was located next to hers and was a little different from the last time he came here.
"Long time no see, my beautiful girl," Ron didn't even bother to cover up when Caroline was not around, and hugged Max's waist from behind: "Where did you get such a beautiful coffee machine?"
"Oleg got it for us, hey! Ron, be careful, Caroline may come back at any time." Max said cautiously, but turned his head honestly. In the morning, Ron's lips were fierce. Kissed.
The lips parted for a long time: "Where did Caroline go? Why isn't she in the store?"
"He went to find someone to buy a cake. There is a croissant donut that is very popular recently. Have you heard of it?"