[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-the-daily-life-of-an-american-tv-series-agent":3,"chapter-the-daily-life-of-an-american-tv-series-agent-the-winery-340":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","The Daily Life of an American TV Series Agent,",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1753710,2242,"Chapter 348: The Winery","the-winery-340",340,"Sure enough, the cowboy immediately changed the subject: \"Save this for lying to three-year-olds! Now get down on your knees and tell me who you are working for!\"\n Merlin let go of the hand blocking the barrel and was about to explain, but as the wine flowed out, the cowboy looked even angrier. The chewing gum he spit out from his mouth like an arrow just stuck to the hole in the barrel: \"This But it's a 1963 vintage! If it was a business matter just now, now it's a personal grudge!\"\n Before Ron could move, Eggsy and Merlin looked at each other and immediately attacked the cowboy with their fists raised from left to right.\n However, it turns out that the British guy's fighting skills are still a bit poor. As soon as Merlin's fist reached the cowboy's face, he stepped aside and hit Merlin with the butt of his gun on the back, while Eggsy over there The fist had just arrived at this moment.\n The reason why he moved one step slower than Merlin was because the boy took out his gun in a very clumsy manner, but it was still of no use. The shotgun that he had just beaten Merlin moved up, just blocking the hand that held the gun. , then the cowboy used the gun as a stick, released it from Eggsy's hand, and the pistol fell to the ground. The cowboy gave Eggsy another hard swing and threw Eggsy's whole body onto the barrel. One arm was firmly pressed against Eggsy's back, and the other A hand on Eggsy'sAfter pressing the watch back and forth a few times, he pushed his hand back.\n \"Hi!\" With a sound, Eggsy was stunned to the ground, and Ron showed a playful smile. The cowboy could actually use the special equipment of the Kings Agent. It seemed that they were really a family.\n However, such a group of British agents have been lurking in the United States for such a long time without being discovered by any intelligence agency. It seems that the US intelligence agencies are really a bunch of idiots.\n Of course, this does not include Ron. Compared to ordinary agents who go around asking for information all day long, Ron is more like a task terminator. Moreover, his main energy is used to collect taxes, and mistakes in intelligence really cannot be counted. His pot.\n \"Bah bang bang~\" Ron raised his hands and applauded: \"Beautiful fighting skills, there are some shadows of Chinese martial arts in it. Where did you learn it?\"\n \"This is none of your business! Sissy!\" The cowboy kicked Eggsy aside with his feet, and looked back and forth at Ron with his aggressive eyes: \"Now that your two minions have been taken care of, what are you going to do? Texans, are you going to kneel down and surrender as I say?\"\n \"I choose the third answer, which is for you to kneel down obediently and listen to me.\" Before Ron could finish his words, he had already rushed towards the cowboy. His swift movements showed that he was by no means an easy person. The cowboy immediately He turned the gun that had not been used twice and pointed it at Ron.\n But just as he turned the muzzle of the gun, Ron appeared in front of him in an instant, as if he had a motor on his feet, pulling the barrel of the gun upwards.\n \"Bang!\" The bullet shot towards the ceiling. The two of them looked at each other and pulled the gun to their side almost at the same time.\n The only difference is that the cowboy used brute force to pull back, and after Ron pulled with brute force, the strength of his hand suddenly changed, and he followed the cowboy's force and stabbed him hard in the chest.\n \"Ah!\" the cowboy screamed in pain. The combined strength of the two people almost broke his ribs. But just as he screamed, Ron had already taken advantage of the successful blow and took a step forward. Push your knees up.\n The cowboy fell to the ground with a hiss and fainted from the pain.\n \"Tch, there isn't anyone who can hit him~\" Ron patted the non-existent dust on his body and shouted into the empty wine cellar: \"Have you seen enough? If you haven't seen enough, should you send another stupid boy out? Want me to have fun? No, I'm going to hit ten this time!\"\n Unfortunately, there was no response from the empty wine cellar.\n Ron curled his lips. He didn't believe there wasn't a camera here. Merlin's radar image made it very clear that there was a huge building underground in this room, so the entrance must be somewhere in this wine cellar, as important as it is. There is no reason why there is not a single camera in this place.\n In fact, he seriously suspected that the little cowboy who had just fainted came over after looking at the surveillance camera, but there was no problem in keeping silent. Ron had many options.\n \"Do you know how to test a bottle of good wine?\" Ron said loudly to himself as he dragged the cowboy to the hole where the wine had been poured out, letting the precious wine spill on him.\n He believed that the people hiding behind the surveillance cameras must have heard: \"In the Age of Discovery, pirates would pour a little bit of wine on gunpowder to test the strength of a bottle of wine. If the gunpowder could still be ignited, it would mean it was A nice bottle of wine.\"\n With that said, Ron took out a bullet and twisted it hard, and the bullet was unscrewed by him. With a smirk on his face, Ron sprinkled the gunpowder in the bullet on the cowboy's face that was soaked in wine.\n \"I bet when I burn this guy's face, his screams will be really exciting~\"\n There was a crisp \"ding~\" sound, Ron's lighter flicked, and a bunch of flames burst out on his fire.\n \"Stop!\" A nice female voice said, and a black woman wearing a butler's uniform and black-rimmed glasses came out from behind the big wine barrel: \"Okay, you win, how can you let him go?\"\n \"No, no, no, I think you made a mistake, ma'am.\" Seeing someone finally come out, Ron extinguished the flames with satisfaction: \"I never had any intention of hurting anyone from the beginning. It's yours.\" This companion identified us as intruders as soon as he came up and shouted at us to kill us. In fact, my other two companions are in the same group as you, and they are both members of the Kings Agent, but they are from the British headquarters. \"\n \"Really?\" the black housekeeper bit her lip: \"Okay, I admit that we are ace agents from the UK, but what evidence do you have to prove that you are too?\"\n \"No, you are wrong again,\" Ron shook his finger: \"As I said just now, the two unconscious people on the ground are your people, and I am just a good Samaritan from Texas who helped them get home. \"\n \"Okay, kind Texas guy, what evidence do you have?\" The housekeeper clenched her fist. If she could, she really wanted to punch Ron in the face, but reason told her that this was impossible.\n Even out of a woman's keen sixth sense, she felt that she had no chance of winning even with a gun. The companion lying on the ground was proof that the guy was much more powerful than her, so she simply came out empty-handed.\n Ron poured some more wine into his mouth with his hand, and narrowed his eyes in enjoyment: \"My followers will tell you the evidence, but before they tell you, your mother never taught you that you should invite the guests in first. At home? Get me a glass if you can, it would be a waste to drink such a fine wine with your hands.\"\n \"You come with me.\" The housekeeper thought for a while and finally agreed.\n\nThe Daily Life of an American TV Series Agent, The Daily Life of an American TV Series Agent No. 3Chapter 49 Tax Collection_Tiantian Book Bar\n\nWith an absolute force like Ron as a deterrent, the head of the US branch of Kingsman suddenly turned into a middle-aged uncle who was easy to talk to, especially when they were opening their own safe, according to two British gentlemen. After being verified, Ron was even warmly entertained.\n \"Hello, I'm Champagne, but everyone who knows me calls me Champion.\" The middle-aged uncle extended his hand to Ron kindly.\n Ron grinned and held the middle-aged man's hand: \"Hello, my name is Ron, but everyone who knows me calls me a vampire. By the way, does your winery pay taxes properly?\"\n \"What?\" The middle-aged uncle looked confused.\n \"Did I say that your winery has paid enough taxes?\" Ron repeated the words loudly: \"Really, if your ears don't work, find a doctor to treat them, or find someone with good ears. , I don't know which genius' idea it was to use disabled people to do reception work.\"\n The person in charge of Ace Agent, who had trouble hearing, was automatically classified as a disabled person by Ron. He almost couldn't breathe and collapsed. Fortunately, he was relatively strong because he often rode horses, and he was able to withstand Ron's mental damage.\n \"Just like your clothing business in the UK, if you don't do something about taxation, where do you think we will get the money to build such a good base?\" The middle-aged uncle winked at Ron humorously: \"We have already We have been operating independently for a long time, but this is the first time we have received rescue from the headquarters. Why don't we talk about the purpose of your trip and why are you here?\"\n As everyone knows, what he just said played into Ron's hands, and Ron suddenly laughed happily: \"Really? You haven't paid your taxes properly?\"\n \"This has nothing to do with our topic today,\" the middle-aged uncle frowned. He felt something was wrong, but he couldn't figure out what was wrong:\n \"I'm sorry for having you wronged just now. As your American cousin, all the resources of the United Distillery are at your disposal. Now tell me, what help do you need from me?\"\n \"Why don't you pay the tax first?\" Ron put on his business-like fake smile again: \"It's best if you can show me your account books again. Believe me, no matter it is legal or illegal income, as long as the tax is paid , the Federal Tax Office will be your strongest support.\n By the way, my name is Ron Lee Cooper, and I am a senior agent affiliated with the IRS. The two guys who came with me, Galahad and Merlin, are your companions, but thank you anyway. To be honest, if it weren't for you, I don't know how long it would take for me to find evidence of your tax evasion. Thank you. \"\n The middle-aged uncle's expression suddenly became as uncomfortable as swallowing 10,000 flies. Not only did he treat an outsider as one of his own, he also casually informed his company of tax evasion. What kind of behavior is this?\n Recently, Gin has been complaining to himself that there are undercovers within the organization, and he is the biggest undercover?\n \"Ahem... Put the tax issue aside for now. I will arrange for someone to deal with you later.\" Uncle Champagne glared at the housekeeper who brought Ron with him. Her eyes seemed to be blaming him for why he didn't do it beforehand. Make your identity clear.\n However, the housekeeper was also very unjust, because Ron never said a word from the beginning to the end that he and the two British gentlemen were not together. Although it seemed that his temperament did not match, the housekeeper thought that he was just a little different, just like being raped. Like the winery agent who was knocked unconscious, he always seemed out of place compared to the others.\n If the other winery agents looked like capable western cowboys, then the guy who was just knocked down by Ron looked like a male stripper at an adult show, the kind that would win the championship.\n \"Dong dong dong~\" There was a knock on the door, and the housekeeper opened the door. The real ace agent Eggsy walked in and politely drank champagne and bowed to thank you: \"Thank you for saving Agent Galahad...\"\n \"Wait a minute, you said his name was Galahad before.\" Xiang Bin turned his questioning eyes to Ron.\n \"No, he is talking about the amnesiac Butterfly Man. This boy is his apprentice. The two of them share a code name.\"\n Ron explained for Eggsy that the reason he came up first just now was because Eggsy and Merlin went to visit him. Agent Galahad who was sent down by the American branch was the one who had met Ron before. That guy.\n Speaking of which, this guy is really lucky. After he jumped into the river to avoid being chased, he was rescued by people from the American branch. It's just that his head may have hit a stone on the river bed when he jumped into the river, and he lost his life. All the memories he had before, now he only regarded himself as an entomologist studying butterflies.\n \"You go on.\"\n Eggsy straightened his tie and continued seriously: \"Galahad said in the past that if you investigate the cause of the matter, you must focus on the overall situation. If someone wants to eliminate the Kingsman, then they must be planning a bigger conspiracy. \"\n Ron curled his lips secretly, \"Does it still take so much trouble to deal with you guys?\" One Winter Soldier wiped out all of you. Of course, considering that he was on someone else's territory, he didn't say much.\n \"Then what did you find?\" Uncle Champagne asked.\n \"We believe that the other party should be a drug monopoly. During the investigation, the term golden circle appeared many times.\"\n \"We will investigate. Is there anything else?\" Uncle Champagne glanced at Ron secretly and replied perfunctorily. He was currently muttering in his mind about how he should face the scrutiny of the US Taxation Bureau.\n \"Of course, we have an unsuccessful trainee who is now theirs, named Charlie, especiallyDon't be shameless. \"\n Eggsy secretly glanced at Ron's face and replied that this was information he had not told Ron, and it was a small thought on his part. However, Ron's face had no expression, and he finally felt relieved.\n Ron's expression remained normal: \"This is a good entry point. Do you have any clues about him?\"\n \"I know he has an ex-girlfriend and tracked her down through Twitter, I think he's still in touch with Cha Nian and he's planning to go to Glastonbury Festival.\"\n Eggsy took out his phone, and on the screen was Charlie's girlfriend's Twitter feed.\n \"Agent Tequila, take out your dancing shoes, you have a new mission.\" Uncle Champagne ordered, and then Ron realized that the codename of the agent he had just knocked out turned out to be Tequila.\n Probably because he was beaten to the ground by Ron just now, he didn't say a word to Ron during the whole process of leading Ron.\n \"Yes, sir.\" Tequila drank all the whiskey in the glass and was about to get up when she was suddenly stopped by Ron.\n \"Wait a minute, what's that on your neck and face?\"\n Tequila picked up the cup and saw through the reflection on the surface of the cup that there were winding blue stripes on her face and neck along the blood vessels, like little snakes crawling on them. Same on body.\n \"No, it's nothing. There's nothing wrong except being a little tired.\"\n \"Is that a blue rash? I think you need to take a good rest, dry ginger water, and take him to the infirmary for a checkup.\" Uncle Champagne had just finished speaking when Ron immediately interrupted.\n \"Wait a minute, Tequila, right?\" Ron stood up and walked to him to observe carefully: \"Have you done anything special recently? For example, you have encountered something similar to big drugs?\"\n \"I...\" Tequila's expression became strange.\n \"Don't be nervous, I'm just asking casually, because I happened to have seen similar symptoms to you in other places,\" Ron waved his hand: \"Those people who are like you, without exception, have been exposed to people from ' The Golden Circle' is a mysterious organization's drug, but because there are currently too few samples, it is not yet known what the specific use of this disease is.\n But I think that the conspiracy of this organization can be roughly guessed. I think they must be an anti-drug organization, planning to poison the drugs, and then let people all over the world detoxify.\n Well, although they are an unorthodox terrorist organization, Mo Ming thinks they have some positive energy~ I started to appreciate them. \"\n Uncle Champagne's casual expression turned serious again: \"Ron, can you go take a look with our agents? I think we need to pay more attention to this matter.\"\n \"It's enough for Galahad and your agents to go with you for this small errand. I have to go back to Los Angeles first, where there are more important things to do.\"\n \"Does Los Angeles also have important information about the Golden Circle? Do you need me to send you someone to help?\" Uncle Champagne asked solemnly.\n \"No, thank you, unless you can send me a top game master. Yesterday Blizzard just released the second expansion pack of World of Warcraft, Wrath of the Lich King. I want to go back and play games with my friends. I heard There is also a new profession called the Death Knight...\"\n At the same time, just as the agents at the winery were in disbelief at Ron's addiction, the same symptoms as the Tequila agents began to spread to almost all drug users.\n On the third day after Eggsy and the others set out, something even more serious than Tequila appeared. Suddenly, large-scale medical resource shortages began to occur in most places around the world, but the government was unable to do anything about it. , until a videotape was hacked into the TV station and played on all channels.\n \"Hello everyone, my name is Bobby Adams, and now I want to talk to you in front of the TV about the largest hostage-taking incident in human history.\"\n On the TV, a woman in a yellow dress talked to the camera: \"A few weeks ago, a specially designed virus was released all over the world through my various products, including marijuana, cocaine, heroin, opium, ecstasy, and methamphetamine.\" .\n Some of you have already been infected with the virus, and next, you will experience the following symptoms. \"\n The woman reached back, revealing four glass windows with curtains: \"After a short incubation period, the patient will have the first symptom: a blue rash.\"\n The curtains opened, revealing a man with the same rash as the original Tequila agent.\n \"Then, the second stage begins, which I call madness, when the virus has invaded the brain and causes great suffering for the patient and those around them.\"\n The second window opened, and the person inside looked like a lunatic except for the rash, moving his hands and feet around as if dancing.\n \"The third stage is paralysis. The muscles of the whole body enter a high-level epileptic state. Once the muscles of the throat are also infected, the patient will become unable to breathe and die in a very tragic state within twelve hours.\"\n While he was talking, the third window opened, and a large amount of blood flowed from the man's eyes and nose at the same time. Although the man was still standing, everyone knew that he would not live long.\n At this time, the camera was pulled back, showing a big close-up of the woman's proud smile: \"But, I have good news to tell you, that is, all of this is actually avoidable, and I have an antidote here.\"\n The woman took out a bottle of yellow reagent and showed it to the camera, while the fourth window behind her had been opened. The staff poured the antidote into the mouth of the old man who was standing frozen in the window. After a violent shaking, the old man resumed action. !Even the blue rash on his face began to disappear little by little.\n \"Look, my antidote can cure diseases. As long as I give an order, they can be shipped to all over the world immediately, as long as they meet my following two conditions:\n First, stop all crackdowns on drugs, legalize all illegal drugs, create a new market, and standardize all drugs. Yes, not only regulate, but also tax, just like the alcohol industry.\n Second, give me and my men complete immunity. As long as you agree to my conditions, I will definitely help your country become more prosperous and stimulate our increasingly depressed economy.\n Moreover, because of the legalization of drugs, law enforcement costs can also be greatly reduced...\"\n There was no emotion or anger on Francis' face. He turned off the TV with a snap and sat on his office chair: \"This is the main reason why I called you here. Ron, what do you think?\"\n Opposite him, Ron, who was rushed out of his home, scratched his head helplessly: \"After collecting taxes for such a long time, all the capitalists I met tried their best to avoid taxes. I still want to pay taxes proactively like this. First time meeting you, Mr. President.\"\n Ron shook his head and said regretfully: \"But it's a pity that she is a drug dealer. I guess her proposal will be opposed by the House of Representatives and the Senate. You know, they are the territory of the Republican Party. In the eyes of those conservatives, Here, they wish all the drug addicts in the world would die together.\n In this way, the world can return to the time when everyone held hands and sang gospel songs together, and everyone was happy. \"\n \"Of course I know that the House and Senate will not pass her proposal. The question is, what do you think?\" Francis stared at Ron, and a huge momentum belonging to the president pressed against him.\n But Ron spread his hands as if Si Hao didn't feel anything. \"You know me. I'm a Texan and a born member of the Republican Party.\"\n \"Then what?\" Francis' expression remained unchanged and he nodded to indicate for him to continue, because based on his understanding of Ron, he knew that there must be more to say later.\n Sure enough, Ron spread his hands and continued: \"At the same time, I am an agent with a flexible moral bottom line, Mr. President.\"",3857,"2026-06-06T17:41:05.915Z",1,null,"86a241a1ec369f9d53bc90a3cf5fcd86006b8737a4a00301cff870525d7ed540","fierce-battle-in-the-laboratory-341","hello-i-am-gin-339",409,"\u002Fcovers\u002F2744d9e2-255e-4853-bafb-59a1dcb29203-1780767663601.jpg"]