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Chapter 80: Puling Star Person

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"Why is it him?!"

Looking at the face he had seen at the Twenty-Four Solar Terms Valley, the pink jelly was shocked, and a stormy sea surged in its heart.

When acting alone, it hated being discovered by ignorant children the most, but compared to this mysterious person in front of it, it would rather be picked up by a brat that even dogs would hate!

"Don't mind me, don't mind me..."

The pink jelly muttered incessantly in its heart, while contracting with all its might, trying to disguise itself as a dead object.

Perhaps its disguise really worked. Lin Yu, who had picked it up, just shook it with his hand. Feeling the bouncy texture, he couldn't help but say happily: "Good luck. To be able to pick up a Flesh Lingzhi in a dump like this..."

Hearing this, the pink jelly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking Lin Yu hadn't discovered it.

But immediately after, Lin Yu's next sentence made its heart, which had just settled, hang in the air again.

"As the saying goes, if heaven gives and you don't take, you will suffer the consequences. Since you and I are fated, today's dinner will be you!"

As he spoke, Lin Yu snapped his fingers, and scorching flames instantly ignited between his fingers.

The scorching high temperature hit, and the pink jelly's hair stood on end, unable to help but curse in its heart.

"You're the Flesh Lingzhi, your whole family is Flesh Lingzhi!"

"Want to eat me, huh? Let's see if you can even take a bite!"

Thinking of this, the pink jelly transformed again, while faintly emitting the scent of a photinia flower.

Smelling this scent, Lin Yu's eyelids jumped. He flipped the pink jelly over and sure enough, saw a slit.

After a long silence, Lin Yu extinguished the flames and sighed: "Fine, you win. When it comes to being shameless, I am indeed no match for you, even being able to disguise yourself as a Fiji cup..."

As he spoke, he threw the jelly in his hand to the ground and glanced at the jelly, which remained silent, saying: "Stop pretending. You're that guy who was hiding inside Wang Zhenqiu's body at the time, right?"

"..."

The pink jelly was silent for a moment, then finally jumped up from the ground, grew hands, feet, and facial features, and looked at Lin Yu with a feigned air of profundity: "Since you've discovered me, then this old man will—ouch!"

The pink jelly clutched its head and screamed: "You junior, why do you hit people at every turn?"

Junior?

Lin Yu squatted down and looked at it with a smile: "Pretending to be an expert in front of this monarch, you're still lacking a bit of heat!"

"Last time at the Twenty-Four Solar Terms Valley, you hid inside Wang Zhenqiu's body, and it was indeed difficult for me to take action. Now that you've fallen into my hands, it's time to honestly answer a few questions, right?"

"—Speak, what exactly are you?"

In his previous life, Lin Yu had only watched "The Outcast" and didn't know much about the prequel "Great Love." At most, through spoilers from comments and bullet screens, he vaguely knew that Wang Zhenqiu had been transferred from the department responsible for third-kind contacts.

Third-kind contact... Aliens!

Lin Yu looked at the pink jelly in front of him with curiosity.

The jelly swallowed a mouthful of saliva, hesitated for a moment, and coughed: "Let it be known to you, this old man is before the immortal ascended—"

Before the words fell, Lin Yu punched it on the head, his forehead covered in black lines: "Don't think this monarch doesn't know you're an alien. Answer the questions honestly, don't spout nonsense here!"

The jelly re-formed and glared at him: "This old man is a noble Puling Star Person. You humble... Earthling, how dare you be so rude to this old man!"

"Puling Star Person?"

Lin Yu's eyes lit up, and he grabbed the jelly to continue questioning.

The jelly originally didn't want to reveal too much information, but this mysterious guy in front of it was truly too terrifying.

Logically speaking, with their Puling Star Person body structure, they should not fear any physical attacks, but for some reason, this guy's fist could make it feel a pain originating from the soul.

"Could it be a method similar to the bastard's massage?"

The jelly thought with depression while being forced by Lin Yu to loosen its tongue.

From its mouth, Lin Yu learned that there were indeed many aliens living in this world who looked similar to humans.

For example, the Kitty Star People with cat ears, the Qingyuan Star People who looked similar to humans but had extremely long lifespans, and the Dracula Star People who were the source of vampire legends, etc...

As for the Puling Star People, the jelly revealed the most detail. They were an alien life form shaped like jelly or pork belly, possessing the ability to change forms and parasitize the host's throat to control them.

Hearing this, Lin Yu couldn't help but frown, seemingly a bit disappointed.

All kinds of aliens sounded very interesting, but from the jelly's description, these aliens only possessed many special abilities; other than that, they were no different from Earthlings.

Lin Yu frowned: "What is the technological level of these aliens?"

The jelly said honestly: "Some are high, some are low!"

Lin Yu asked: "How high can the highest go?"

"Two-dimensional foil?"

"Light particle strike?"

The jelly said blankly: "What are those?"

Lin Yu's mouth twitched, and he changed the way he asked: "You and Wang Zhenqiu shouldn't have dealt with few aliens. How strong can the strongest be?"

Hearing this, the jelly became interested and said proudly: "Have you heard of the Non-Contention Samadhi? That's a famous cosmic circus in the galaxy. This old man once had a great battle with their leader. That battle lasted for seven days and seven nights, fighting until the sky was dark and the sun and moon were..."

"Stop, no need to say more!"

Lin Yu interrupted its words with a headache, sighing in his heart: "Fine, another world where technology is all pointed at interstellar navigation, and when fighting, they just take light swords and hack at each other on spaceships."

Thinking of this, Lin Yu shook his head and lost interest in these so-called advanced alien civilizations.

Of course, it wasn't completely without interest. At the very least, the interstellar navigation technology they possessed was still quite attractive...

Just then, Lin Yu felt a movement in his heart, sensing that the battlefield below had changed.

Xiao Xiao, who was hiding in the woods, suddenly appeared, trying to sneak attack Zhang Chulan with his Snorting Qi.

At this critical moment, the Lu family siblings, who were also hiding in the forest, appeared and intercepted Xiao Xiao for Zhang Chulan.

Lu Linglong was a disciple of the Quanzhen Dragon Gate Sect, focusing on the dual cultivation of nature and life, while Lu Lin had inherited the Reverse Life Stage 3 from his great-grandfather Lu Jin and had now reached the second stage.

With the help of these two strong reinforcements, the pressure on Zhang Chulan and the others was greatly reduced.

The two sides thus entered the second round.

"Looking at this situation, Qu Tong's people are going to fight for their lives. It's about time for me to make an appearance..."

While thinking this, Lin Yu stood up and glanced at the jelly under his feet: "If you want to tell Wang Zhenqiu about today's events, I won't stop you. However, if a second person other than Wang Zhenqiu finds out, you know the consequences."

This disaster was finally passed!

The jelly breathed a long sigh of relief in its heart and hurriedly said: "This old man understands!"

Lin Yu nodded, then stepped forward, and his whole body disappeared instantly.

Seeing this scene, the jelly was shocked again and hurriedly turned to look at the battlefield below.

In the mountain forest, Chai Yan desperately held back Feng Baobao and Lu Lin, while the purple-haired youth and Xiao Xiao, while entangled with Zhang Master Lingyu and Lu Linglong, were desperately rushing toward Zhang Chulan's side.

Finally, under their desperate fighting style, Xiao Xiao seized the opportunity and used Snorting Qi on Zhang Chulan again.

"Ha!"

With a loud shout, the airflow targeting the soul whistled out and slammed into Zhang Chulan in front.

Zhang Chulan's heart sank, realizing he might not be able to avoid it, and he actually paused his feet and turned to meet it.

Just then, a tall figure appeared in front of him instantly, taking the whistling Snorting Qi head-on.

"Whoosh—"

The airflow impacted on the figure that had suddenly appeared, instantly collapsing and whistling away in all directions.

And the youth who had taken the Snorting Qi head-on acted as if nothing had happened, casually raising his hand to dust off his clothes, glancing at Zhang Chulan, who had a look of astonishment:

"What are you looking at? It's only been a few days, and you don't recognize me anymore?"

"... Lin Dage?"

Zhang Chulan looked at him with astonishment.

Lin Yu smiled and whispered: "Taking the Snorting Qi targeting the soul head-on, are you trying to let that brat inside you take over your body?"

"I advise you not to do this, especially in front of these two juniors from the Lu family..."

Hearing Lin Yu's words, Zhang Chulan was stunned for a moment.

But soon, he came back to his senses, enduring the doubt and shock: "Lin Dage, why are you here?"

Lin Yu smiled and said: "Why can't I be here?"

Zhang Chulan laughed dryly: "You misunderstood, I didn't mean that..."

"Don't be nervous, Little Zhang..."

Lin Yu turned his head and looked forward with a light smile: "I'm not here to see you today."

Following Lin Yu's gaze, Zhang Chulan saw Zhang Master Lingyu, who also had a look of astonishment, and Lu Linglong, who had just rushed over and pinned Xiao Xiao to the ground from behind...

(End of chapter)

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