Chapter 362: Master and Disciple

"Li En Sudar, let me tell you something."

Suddenly, the deity initiated contact with Li En, which was quite rare for this emotionally detached god.

Li En instantly grew tense, even though he was still in the midst of battle. Was there some urgent matter that required immediate handling? Was an invincible opponent already close at hand?

"The final exams are coming up soon, and your grades have dropped again. If this continues, you'll likely be held back a grade. Even though we are relatives, I won't give you a passing score."

Li En froze. Was something wrong with this worldview?

Although each word and character seemed roughly true and correct, put together, they seemed completely off.

Exams? Failing?! Where the hell has this sent me?

"Your synchronization rate and satisfaction level have already slid to the edge of triggering a disengagement of the fusion state. If they really plummet to the bottom, your position as Shadow Pope is definitely not going to be saved."

Li En was completely numb. You complain that I failed the exam, but you haven't even issued the test paper.

You won't say clearly what you want, you won't let me see your memories and dreams to deepen my understanding, and I can't even guess where to start guessing, so how am I supposed to 'please' the god?

But the response to him was a burst of cheerful music from a zither.

I am a god, so naturally it is up to you, this believer, to figure out my intentions. Distance brings faith and respect; I cannot break the rules.

Hmm, absolutely not because I want to take this opportunity to mess with Li En Sudar and get revenge for being tricked back then.

"Heh, that's not my problem."

Fistreion smiled very happily, just like a rotten teacher who pretended nothing happened the day before, watched the students play wildly, and then suddenly conducted a surprise exam the next day.

Li En wanted to curse, but considering this 'homeroom teacher' was too laid-back, he might dare to curse, and the teacher would dare to run away early.

"... Fistreion, give me a hint."

"I am the Lord of Drama and Mirth; do I need to say what I like?"

Li En sighed. If I could handle drama and literature, would I need to ask you?

But seeing that the inheritance might end in these two days, Li En feared he would have to grit his teeth and raise his satisfaction and synchronization rates.

"This is your business; I actually don't care much."

After speaking, the Heart's Sound fell completely silent. This deity with a twisted sense of humor was waiting to see Li En's joke. Li En gritted his teeth and came up with a bad idea; perhaps squeezing out a joke could please the deity?

"No, he must be leaving room. If he really gave me no chance at all, he would lose his style. Him jumping out to remind me means there is potential fun around that can be dug up."

Li En vaguely sensed that this seemingly normal deity was probably not a decent person either.

"But the problem is, in the Ancient Beast Demon Realm, fighting a horde of dinosaurs, is there any fun? Should I express feelings through scenery and write a poem like 'Brontosaurus, why is your neck so long' or 'Tyrannosaurus, why are your teeth so long'?"

"Uh, if you really write it, I'll give you satisfaction." The Lord deity became very active.

"Don't pull that. If I write it poorly later, you'll deduct it double from me. Do you think I'm an idiot?"

There had been a painful experience before; Li En tried writing doggerel to please this deity, but the result was a harsh evaluation followed by the satisfaction level dropping rapidly.

After repeated attempts, Li En determined the best way to get along was to absolutely never deceive or try to fool.

For a deity, garbage Offering is obviously a form of disrespect, and dedicating literary works to the God of Literature without allowing Li En to plagiarize basically blocks this path. Perhaps Fistreion just wanted to see Li En rack his brains, only to be criticized as worthless.