Chapter 3048: Old lady, I'll fight you to the death!
When Little Wu mentioned Professor Han's invitation, Xiao Changkun only felt a buzz in his brain, and it instantly exploded.
Already having a guilty conscience, he hurriedly said to Little Wu on the phone, "Good, good, good, that... what, I know. Nothing else, I'm hanging up, hang up first!"
Having said that, he hurriedly pressed the hang-up button.
Ma Lan on the side asked curiously, "Professor Han, what Professor Han?"
If Xiao Changkun had a relatively good psychological quality, and said naturally that it was just a colleague from the Senior University, this matter would probably have passed.
But Xiao Changkun happened to be the kind of person with extremely poor psychological quality, and was panicked when facing a battle, and chaotic when panicked.
Ma Lan just asked casually, but cold sweat had already flowed down his forehead.
Thus, while nervously peeking at Ma Lan, he opened his mouth uncontrollably and stuttered, "No... no one..."
Ma Lan realized something was wrong, frowned and said, "I asked you what Professor Han, what do you mean by no one? Who is Professor Han? What invitation? Invite you to do what?"
As she spoke, Ma Lan saw that cold sweat had already flowed down between Xiao Changkun's temples, so she immediately pursued, "Xiao Changkun, what are you nervous about? What are you hiding from me?"
Xiao Changkun was extremely panicked in his heart, but could only bite the bullet and explain, "I really have nothing to hide from you... what would I hide from you..."
Ma Lan stared at Xiao Changkun without blinking, and Xiao Changkun didn't dare to look at her, so he could only pretend to look intently ahead.
Ma Lan said at this time, "Xiao Changkun, you can't hide things on your face! You must be up to something behind my back!"
Having said that, she immediately wanted to open the armrest box to see what was going on.
Xiao Changkun didn't dare to let her see it. Although he hadn't opened the invitation to look at it himself, there must be the names of the bride and groom on the invitation. If Ma Lan saw the three words "Han Meiqing", this matter would completely explode!
Thus, he could only risk it all, using his elbow to press the armrest box tightly, saying nothing to let Ma Lan open it.
But the more he was like this, the more suspicious Ma Lan felt in her heart, and the more she wanted to find out.
Thus, she gritted her teeth and roared at Xiao Changkun, "I warn you, Xiao Changkun, if you are sensible, take your arm away immediately and let me see what's going on! Otherwise, I'm not finished with you today!"
Xiao Changkun was anxious and afraid. While continuing to press tightly, he resisted stubbornly, "Oh my, it's really nothing, just an invitation from a colleague who is getting married. What's there to see about a crappy invitation..."
Ma Lan said sternly, "Just a crappy invitation, why can't I see it?! I insist on seeing it today. Take your hand away, hurry up!"
Xiao Changkun shook his head repeatedly, "Don't look, it's really just a wedding invitation..."
Seeing him stubbornly refusing to let go, Ma Lan, in a fit of anger, suddenly lay on his right arm and bit him hard.
Xiao Changkun let out an "ouch", subconsciously pulling his hand back violently, and his left hand shook along with it. The car also drew an S-shape on the highway.
Xiao Changkun was so scared that he hurriedly straightened the direction and let the vehicle continue to drive in the original lane, cursing without thinking, "Are you sick?! Don't you know this is on the highway?! Don't you want your life?!"
Ma Lan didn't pay attention to him, but took advantage of this moment to directly open the armrest box and pull out a bright red invitation.
While opening the invitation, she muttered in her mouth, "It really is a wedding invitation... Damn, Xiao Changkun, you are truly fucking boring. Someone sent you an invitation, what's there to hide? Could I suspect you have an affair with someone's wife?! Look at your nervous bird-like appearance!"
Having said that, she flipped open the invitation.
Ma Lan also had life experience. Looking at an invitation, she looked at the signature first. Anyway, the main text of the invitation was nothing more than the old set of polite words, and then the time and place of the wedding were written. She didn't care about these, only caring about that Professor Han, and why it made Xiao Changkun so nervous.
So, the invitation had been open for no more than a second when Ma Lan saw two names: one was He Yuanjiang, and the other was Han Meiqing!
Han Meiqing?!
Seeing these three words, Ma Lan felt as if three knives were gouging into her eyes.
And Xiao Changkun also had fat guts. He knew that the situation was imminent, so holding onto the last glimmer of hope, within a second or two of Ma Lan opening the invitation, he reached out like a snake biting someone and snatched the invitation from Ma Lan's hand. Immediately after, he directly lowered the car window on the driver's side and threw the invitation out of the window.
Xiao Changkun thought he was clever, thinking that in such a short time, Ma Lan had a high probability of not even seeing the signature at the end.
Now the invitation was thrown out of the window by himself, so it was considered dead without proof.
At this very moment, Ma Lan came back to her senses from the sudden situation. She shook her head and smiled, "Oh my, Xiao Changkun, you are truly interesting. It's just an invitation. Someone invited you to drink wedding wine, isn't this very normal? What's there to hide from me?"
Xiao Changkun thought Ma Lan hadn't seen the signature, so he hurriedly said, "Oh my, I'll tell you the truth. I have a bad relationship with the person getting married, so I didn't want to go at all."
As he spoke, Xiao Changkun added, "I didn't want to accept this invitation in the first place. It was Little Wu in our association who took the liberty to bring it to me, and he took the liberty to put it in my car. No, I was thinking that if I just pretended not to know about this, wouldn't that be it? So keeping the invitation is useless, might as well throw it away."
"Oh..." Ma Lan nodded in sudden realization and said, "So it's an invitation from someone you don't know well. Then you say this matter is strange. You don't know them well, why did they send you an invitation?"
Xiao Changkun slapped his thigh, "Oh! You say why they send invitations? Of course, they want to collect gift money, right?"
Ma Lan nodded, "Then this person is truly shameless enough. You are already at this age and they still send you an invitation. Do you think there's still a chance to return your gift money in the future?"
After speaking, Ma Lan sighed to herself, "Oh my, maybe there really is a chance. Didn't you always want to divorce me? After divorcing me, if you find another one, can't you hold a wedding too?"
Xiao Changkun waved his hand awkwardly, "Alright wife, stop teasing me. I said divorce before, but wasn't that just angry words? Didn't you also not agree! We've been together for thirty years, can we really divorce?"
Xiao Changkun didn't know that Ma Lan was deliberately setting a trap for him. He had indeed hoped to divorce Ma Lan before, but Ma Lan was indeed fierce, always hanging words like "dying together" on her lips.
At that time, when Han Meiqing was waiting for him, he didn't have the courage to make a clean break with Ma Lan. Now that Han Meiqing was about to marry someone else, he had even less need to insist on divorcing Ma Lan.
Divorcing now, wouldn't it be losing the wife and losing the army?
Moreover, with Ma Lan's consistent domineering and shrewish nature, once they really divorced, he would definitely have to pack his bags and get out. By then, wouldn't he not even have a place to stay?
If she, Ma Lan, held a grudge against him and went to the Calligraphy and Painting Association to make a scene, he would be completely finished.
Therefore, in this situation, it was absolutely impossible to mention divorce again. Even if Ma Lan agreed, he couldn't agree.
Ma Lan couldn't help but sneer at this time, "Oh my, Xiao Changkun, you don't intend to divorce me again?"
Xiao Changkun hurriedly echoed, "Old husband and wife, what kind of decent person would make a fuss about divorce at this age? If this gets out, won't people laugh at us?"
Ma Lan mocked, "Oh my, then I'm puzzled. That Han Meiqing is at such an age, divorced and remarried, isn't she afraid of people laughing at her?"
Xiao Changkun said subconsciously, "Oh, Meiqing is widowed..."
Just after saying it, Xiao Changkun's face turned pale instantly. The heart he had just put down was lifted up again instantly, and he asked tremblingly, "Ol... wife, you... why did you think of mentioning her?"
Ma Lan stopped pretending and cursed angrily, "Xiao Changkun, you are fucking capable. It's already this time, and you are still playing dumb with me. Are you treating me, Ma Lan, like a monkey? That invitation clearly had her name on it just now, you thought I didn't see it?!"
Xiao Changkun's heart sank to the bottom of the valley instantly. He trembled and said, "Ol... wife, you... you listen to my explanation... I didn't want to lie to you about this, just... just didn't want you to know and affect your mood..."
Ma Lan turned to the side, slapped Xiao Changkun on the face, and cursed angrily, "Xiao Changkun, what kind of fart are you releasing here?! Still saying you didn't want me to know and affect my mood, do you think I will believe you?!"
Having said that, she asked angrily, "You say! When did Han Meiqing return?! When did you two hook up again?!"
Xiao Changkun was slapped, and his heart was both angry and afraid. His daughter and son-in-law were not in the car, and there was no one to persuade them. Moreover, he didn't dare to fight back against Ma Lan. Once he took action, Ma Lan would definitely fight him to the death. By then, whatever she had would be thrown at him, not to mention he was still driving on the highway...
Helplessly, Xiao Changkun covered his face aggrievedly and said, "Wife, you also saw it just now. She sent me a wedding invitation. She has a boyfriend, oh no, a fiancé, and she's getting married next week. I and she are definitely clean, otherwise why would she send me an invitation... I also know her fiancé, he's a professor at our Jin Ling Finance University..."
"Clean?" Ma Lan asked sternly, "You fucking slept with her countless times thirty years ago, you shameless bastard, you even fooled around with her in the small woods on the lover's slope at school. Do you think I don't know? You two have so many sordid pasts, and you tell me you two are clean? Who the fuck believes you?"
Xiao Changkun felt uncomfortable and asked stutteringly, "You... who did you hear that from... it's not true..."
Ma Lan slapped him again and roared hysterically, "Still want to lie to me? This is what Han Meiqing told me herself, you still want to deny it?!"
Xiao Changkun couldn't care about the pain and said nervously, "This... how is this possible... how could she tell you these things..."
Ma Lan snorted coldly, "Don't forget, I was Han Meiqing's good friend in the same dormitory back then! That kind of silly white sweet, she can't hide things on her face at all! After finishing that thing with you and returning to the dormitory, her face could be red for a whole night! I found an opportunity and got it all out of her in a few words! The reason I haven't mentioned it for so many years is that she went to the US anyway, and I didn't need to mention your sordid affairs to make you reminisce endlessly!"
Having said that, Ma Lan clenched her fists, trembling with anger, and said tremblingly, "From this matter, I can tell! You bastard haven't told me the truth! You say! How did you two hook up! When did you hook up?! When did that slut Han Meiqing return?! Did you two hook up as soon as she returned?!"
Xiao Changkun knew he was in the wrong and didn't dare to answer Ma Lan's questioning, just subconsciously letting his body lean to the left as much as possible to avoid being hit again.
As soon as Ma Lan saw he didn't speak, she knew there was definitely a ghost in his heart, so she went crazy, unfastened her seatbelt, threw herself onto Xiao Changkun, and used both hands like a crazy wild cat, desperately greeting Xiao Changkun's face, saying hatefully in her mouth, "Wang Ba, you dare to give me a green hat, old lady will fight you to the death!" ===== CHAPTER 3049 =====
As soon as Ma Lan saw him stop talking, she knew with ten thousand percent certainty that he was hiding something. She went crazy, unbuckled her seatbelt, and lunged directly at Xiao Changkun. Her two hands, like a crazed wild cat, desperately went for Xiao Changkun's face as she spat out hatefully, "You bastard, you dare to cheat on me? I'll fight you to the death!"
End of Chapter
