Chapter 369: Hurry up and run for your lives!

Liu Ming hurriedly took over from Liu Guang at this moment, saying, "Then if I go to the Wu family, will that old immortal in the Wu family also want to acknowledge me as his father?"

Liu Guang snapped his fingers: "Hey, don't say that, I think it's very likely!"

Liu Ming hurriedly said: "Oh, Dad, this won't do! If that old immortal calls both of us father, wouldn't we be a generation apart?"

Liu Guang pondered for a moment, nodded, and said: "That makes sense, then I'll let him acknowledge me as a godfather, that should be fine, right?"

Liu Ming chuckled: "I think that works!"

Liu Guang said at this time: "Actually, these Wu family members all have some special hobbies. It's not just Wu Qi who likes to eat shit, or the old master of the Wu family who likes to acknowledge godfathers; even Wu Donghai himself has special hobbies!"

"Really?" Liu Ming asked curiously: "What hobbies does Wu Donghai have? Could it be that he also likes to eat that stuff?"

"That's not it." Liu Guang waved his hand and said mysteriously: "I heard that when Wu Donghai was young, he had a very strong cuckold fetish."

Liu Ming asked curiously: "Dad, what does a cuckold fetish mean?"

Liu Guang said: "Hey, it just means he likes being cuckolded, and the more he's cuckolded, the more he enjoys it!"

Liu Ming exclaimed: "My god... is it that amazing?"

"Of course!" Liu Guang gave a stiff, dry laugh and said: "It is said that when Wu Donghai was young, he had a particularly grand dream."

Liu Ming hurriedly asked: "What dream?"

Liu Guang said: "The dream of wearing ten thousand green hats; he felt his life wouldn't be complete if he were even one short!"

Liu Ming counted on his fingers and said: "Dad, there are 365 days in a year. If he wears one green hat a day, Wu Donghai would have to wear them for thirty years! The key is, his wife can't be idle all day long, right?"

Liu Guang laughed: "Look, you don't understand this, do you? Who said he only wears one a day? Sometimes he wears several in a day, or even wears several at once!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Ming immediately gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: "No wonder people say the Wu family is awesome! Truly impressive!"

As he spoke, Liu Ming asked again: "By the way, Dad, does that Wu Xin have any special hobbies?"

"Him?" Liu Guang laughed and said: "Of the Wu family, this little bastard is the most impressive!"

Liu Ming asked curiously: "How so?"

Liu Guang said mysteriously: "Actually, this little bastard is a homosexual!"

"Ah?" Liu Ming exclaimed: "Wu Xin is a homosexual?!"

"Yes!" Liu Guang blurted out: "He's not just a homosexual, he's the type who gets screwed by men! Let me tell you, don't look at how arrogant he acts outside all day long; actually, once the door is closed, he immediately turns into a perverted sissy! It's said he likes to get together with strong, sturdy men, and he does it with several at once, he's quite something!"

As he spoke, he added: "Do you know? Beside Wu Donghai and his son Wu Xin, there is a bodyguard named Zhang Zizhou. This person is powerful! Back then, he was a super expert who killed without blinking, and later he brought his own brothers to serve as bodyguards beside the Wu father and son. But this person is also a homosexual, and he happens to be the type Wu Xin likes, so Wu Xin and these five bodyguards are together all day long, singing and feasting every night, having a great time!"

"My god!" Liu Ming exclaimed: "So the Wu family members all play so excitingly! I really was ignorant!"

Liu Guang laughed: "Let's put it this way, in this Wu family, every single one of them is a pervert among perverts, a scoundrel among scoundrels, a beast among beasts!"

Having said this, Liu Guang paused slightly, then gathered the courage to say: "But to tell you the truth, Wu Donghai's wife is still quite good-looking. Back in the day, she was also a famous beauty in the Su-Hang region!"

Liu Ming hurriedly asked: "Is it that one who likes to cuckold Wu Donghai, and is even prepared to wear ten thousand of them?"

"Yes, yes, yes, that's her!" Liu Guang said with a look of longing: "I really dream of having a go with her! Let me also give Wu Donghai a green hat!"

Liu Ming hurriedly said: "Dad, I heard she doesn't turn anyone away. How about you take me along?"

Liu Guang laughed: "Sure, shall we go now? It's not even nine o'clock at night yet. We'll drive, go a bit faster, and we can reach Su-Hang after twelve. It'll be just right for Wu Donghai's wife to serve us both well!"

"Got it!" Liu Ming also hurriedly laughed: "Then let's hurry up and set off!"

At this moment, Ye Chen pressed the stop recording button, nodded with satisfaction, and said: "Not bad, not bad. It seems you two have quite a talent for crosstalk. Alright, hurry up and run for your lives!"

Liu Guang asked with a mournful face: "Master Ye, are you going to release this video?"

"Yes." Ye Chen nodded and said: "I'll upload it to the short video platform immediately. Once this crosstalk of yours hits the short video platform, I reckon it'll go viral across the whole internet immediately!"

Liu Guang was trembling with fear and said: "Master Ye, can you release it to the short video platform a little later? If you release it now, the Wu family will soon come to hunt us down..."

Ye Chen kicked Zhang Zizhou, who was lying there like a dead dog, and said to Liu Guang: "Look at your cowardly appearance. What are you afraid of? The Wu family only brought these few bodyguards, and now they're all lying here. What do you have to be afraid of? Are you afraid that Wu Donghai and Wu Xin will come to hunt you two down personally? Looking at their physiques, I don't think they're necessarily better than you two. If the four of you fight, they'll definitely be the ones to suffer."

Liu Guang thought about it, and it seemed that was indeed the case.

The Wu family currently has no one to use in Jin Ling, and it would take time to transfer people from Su-Hang. By then, he and his son would have long since disappeared.

Liu Ming said to Liu Guang from the side: "Dad, let's hurry back and pack our things, then drive to Jingcheng overnight. We'll buy the earliest flight to Malaysia tomorrow. That way, the Wu family definitely won't be able to catch us!"

Liu Guang sighed and said: "This video of ours has offended the entire Wu family to death. I'm afraid that in their anger, they'll disregard everything and hunt us down globally..."

Liu Ming shuddered and said with some worry: "Dad, the Wu family shouldn't be that ruthless, right?"

"Not ruthless?" Liu Guang sighed: "You don't know, Wu Donghai loves his wife the most... We insulted his wife like this, I'm afraid..."

Ye Chen couldn't be bothered to listen to their nonsense here and said indifferently: "I'm about to upload the video. If you two want to run, run quickly. If you run fast, you might still survive. If you run slowly and end up as corpses on the street, don't blame me for not giving you a chance to survive!"

Liu Guang came back to his senses and hurriedly said: "Master Ye, we'll leave now! We'll leave now!"

After saying this, he pulled Liu Ming and blurted out: "Let's go, let's go home and pack, then go to Jingcheng overnight!"

Liu Ming was also afraid of being hunted down by the Wu family and hurriedly nodded repeatedly.

Immediately after, the father and son fled quickly in a nervous and disheveled state.

Hong Wu looked at their retreating figures and asked Ye Chen respectfully: "Master Ye, are we just letting them go like this?"

Ye Chen nodded and said: "Don't worry, they've insulted the Wu family so much, the Wu family will definitely hunt them down with all their might. They might not live very long, and even if they do live long, they'll spend their whole lives in fear."

As he spoke, Ye Chen laughed: "And they'll never have the guts to return to the country for the rest of their lives, drifting outside forever. They might not even dare to return to the country for burial after they die, otherwise, the Wu family descendants will definitely dig up their ashes and scatter them!"