Chapter 369: Hurry up and run for your lives!

Liu Ming hurriedly took over from Liu Guang, saying, "Then if I go to the Wu family, will that old immortal of the Wu family want to adopt me as his son too?"

Liu Guang snapped his fingers: "Hey, don't even say that, I think it's very likely!"

Liu Ming hurriedly said: "Oh, Dad, that won't do! If that old immortal calls both of us 'Dad,' wouldn't that make us a generation apart?"

Liu Guang pondered for a moment, nodded, and said: "That makes sense. Then I'll just have him adopt me as his godfather. That should be fine, right?"

Liu Ming chuckled: "I think that works!"

Liu Guang then said: "Actually, these Wu family members all have some peculiar habits. It's not just Wu Qi liking to eat shit or the old master liking to adopt godfathers; even Wu Donghai himself has peculiar habits!"

"Really?" Liu Ming asked curiously: "What kind of habit does Wu Donghai have? Could it be that he also likes to eat that stuff?"

"That's not it." Liu Guang waved his hand and said mysteriously: "I heard that when Wu Donghai was young, he had a very strong cuckold fetish."

Liu Ming asked curiously: "Dad, what does a cuckold fetish mean?"

Liu Guang said: "Hey, it just means he likes being cheated on! And the more he's cheated on, the more he enjoys it!"

Liu Ming exclaimed: "My god... is it that amazing?"

"Of course!" Liu Guang gave a stiff, dry laugh and said: "It's said that when Wu Donghai was young, he had a particularly grand dream."

Liu Ming hurriedly asked: "What dream?"

Liu Guang said: "The dream of being cheated on ten thousand times. If he's even one short, he feels his life isn't complete!"

Liu Ming counted on his fingers and said: "Dad, there are 365 days in a year. If he gets cheated on once a day, it would take Wu Donghai thirty years! The key is, his wife can't be idle all day long, right!"

Liu Guang laughed: "Look, you don't understand this. Who says he only gets cheated on once a day? Sometimes he gets cheated on several times a day, or even several times at once!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Ming immediately gave a thumbs up and exclaimed: "No wonder the Wu family is so awesome! Truly impressive!"

As he spoke, Liu Ming asked again: "By the way, Dad, does that Wu Xin have any peculiar habits?"

"Him?" Liu Guang laughed and said: "Of the Wu family, this little bastard is the most impressive!"

Liu Ming asked curiously: "How so?"

Liu Guang said mysteriously: "Actually, this little bastard is a homosexual!"

"Ah?" Liu Ming exclaimed: "Wu Xin is a homosexual?!"

"Yes!" Liu Guang blurted out: "Not only is he a homosexual, but he's the one who gets screwed by men! Let me tell you, don't look at how arrogant he acts outside all day; behind closed doors, he immediately turns into a perverted sissy! It's said he loves to get together with strong, muscular men, and several at a time too. He's quite something!"

As he spoke, he added: "Do you know? Beside Wu Donghai and his son Wu Xin, there is a bodyguard named Zhang Zizou. This man is powerful! Back in the day, he was a super expert who killed without blinking. Later, he brought his own brothers to work as bodyguards for the Wu father and son. But this man is also a homosexual, and he happens to be exactly the type Wu Xin likes, so Wu Xin and these five bodyguards are together all day long, singing and feasting every night. How happy they are!"

"My god!" Liu Ming exclaimed: "So the Wu family plays so excitingly! I really am ignorant!"

Liu Guang laughed: "Let's put it this way: in the Wu family, every single one of them is a pervert among perverts, a scoundrel among scoundrels, a beast among beasts!"

Having said this, Liu Guang paused slightly, then gathered his courage and said: "But to tell you the truth, Wu Donghai's wife is still quite good-looking. Back in the day, she was a famous beauty in the Suzhou-Hangzhou region!"

Liu Ming hurriedly asked: "The one who likes to cheat on Wu Donghai, the one who even plans to reach ten thousand times?"

"Yes, yes, yes, that's her!" Liu Guang said with a longing look: "I really dream of having a go with her! Let me give Wu Donghai a green hat too!"

Liu Ming hurriedly said: "Dad, I heard she never turns anyone away. Why don't you take me along?"

Liu Guang laughed: "Sure, shall we go now? It's not even nine o'clock at night. We'll drive, go a bit faster, and we can reach Suzhou-Hangzhou after twelve. It'll be just right for Wu Donghai's wife to serve us both!"

"Got it!" Liu Ming also hurriedly laughed: "Then let's set off immediately!"

At this moment, Ye Chen pressed the stop recording button, nodded with satisfaction, and said: "Not bad, not bad. It seems you two have quite a talent for crosstalk. Alright, hurry up and run for your lives!"

Liu Guang asked with a mournful face: "Master Ye, are you going to release this video?"

"Yes." Ye Chen nodded and said: "I'll upload it to the short video platform right away. Once this crosstalk of yours hits the short video platform, it will probably go viral across the entire internet!"

Liu Guang trembled with fear and said: "Master Ye, can you wait a little longer before uploading it to the short video platform? If you upload it now, the Wu family will soon come to hunt us down..."

Ye Chen kicked Zhang Zizou, who was lying there like a dead dog, and said to Liu Guang: "Look at how cowardly you are. What are you afraid of? The Wu family only brought these few bodyguards, and now they're all lying here. What do you have to fear? Are you afraid that Wu Donghai and Wu Xin will come to hunt you two down personally? Looking at their physiques, they might not be as good as you two. If the four of you fight, they'll definitely be the ones to suffer."

Liu Guang thought about it, and it seemed that was indeed the case.

The Wu family currently has no one to use in Jin Ling, and it will take time to transfer people from Suzhou-Hangzhou. By then, he and his son will have long since disappeared.

Liu Ming said to Liu Guang on the side: "Dad, let's hurry back, pack our things, and then drive overnight to Jingcheng. Tomorrow, we'll buy the earliest flight to Malaysia. That way, the Wu family definitely won't be able to catch us!"

Liu Guang sighed and said: "This video of ours has offended the entire Wu family to death. I'm afraid that in their anger, they'll disregard everything and hunt us down globally..."

Liu Ming shivered and said with some worry: "Dad, the Wu family shouldn't be that ruthless, right?"

"Not ruthless?" Liu Guang sighed: "You don't know, Wu Donghai loves his wife the most... We insulted his wife like this, I'm afraid..."

Ye Chen couldn't be bothered to listen to their nonsense and said indifferently: "I'm about to upload the video. If you two want to run, run quickly. If you run fast, you might still survive. If you run slowly and end up as corpses on the street, don't blame me for not giving you a chance to live!"

Liu Guang came to his senses and hurriedly said: "Master Ye, we're leaving now! Leaving right now!"

After saying that, he pulled Liu Ming and blurted out: "Let's go, go home, pack up, and head to Jingcheng overnight!"

Liu Ming was also afraid of being hunted by the Wu family and hurriedly nodded repeatedly.

Immediately after, the father and son fled quickly in a nervous and disheveled state.

Hong Wu looked at their retreating backs and asked Ye Chen respectfully: "Master Ye, are we just letting them go like this?"

Ye Chen nodded and said: "Don't worry. They've insulted the Wu family so much that the Wu family will definitely do everything in their power to hunt them down. They might not live long, and even if they do, they'll spend their whole lives in fear."

As he spoke, Ye Chen laughed: "Besides, they will never have the guts to return to the country for the rest of their lives. They'll drift abroad forever, and they might not even dare to return to the country for burial after they die. Otherwise, the descendants of the Wu family will definitely dig up their ashes and scatter them!"