Chapter 593: The Devil Ma Lan!
Seeing Ma Lan hobbling into the courtyard with a cane and carrying a massive shoulder bag that was bulging at the seams,
Ye Chen felt that his mother-in-law was definitely up to no good again.
Xiao Xiao Xiao Churan looked at her and asked in surprise, "Mom, where did you run off to so early in the morning? I haven't seen you all day."
Ma Lan laughed and said, "I went to the wholesale market and bought a few things!"
Xiao Xiao Xiao Churan scolded, "Mom, your leg hasn't healed yet, why are you running around with a cane?"
"It's fine, it's fine." Ma Lan waved her hand dismissively and said, "Don't look at me like that; it's not very convenient with the cane, but I'm very used to it now. Besides, my leg doesn't hurt; the cane just makes me a bit tired, it's nothing."
Xiao Xiao Xiao Churan asked again, "Mom, what did you buy in such a big bag? Are you tired? Let me carry it for you!"
Ma Lan smiled, "Not tired, not tired at all. It's all just hats inside, not heavy at all."
"Hats?" Xiao Xiao Xiao Churan was even more confused. "Mom, why did you buy so many hats? This bulging bag must have over a dozen in it, right?"
With a wicked grin, Ma Lan unzipped the backpack.
Xiao Xiao Xiao Churan and Ye Chen both leaned in to look, only to find that the backpack was filled with an intensely vibrant green color.
Ma Lan reached in and pulled out several hats of various styles; without exception, every single one was a genuine, bright green.
Xiao Xiao Xiao Churan asked, dumbfounded, "Mom... why did you buy so many green hats... who would wear this kind of hat..."
Ma Lan laughed, "I bought 20 green hats of all different styles, not to wear, but to hang on the balcony!"
"You saw the video of your grandmother's family at the hospital, didn't you? That damned Xiao Xiao Xiao Changqian actually got cheated on by Qian Qian Qian Hongyan. Such a hilarious thing, how could I let him off the hook?"
"It just so happens that their house can see my bedroom balcony. In a while, I'll hang all these hats on the side of the balcony facing their house. I'll make Xiao Xiao Xiao Changqian look at these twenty green hats every single day and drive him crazy!"
Xiao Xiao Xiao Churan said, between laughter and tears, "Mom, why do you have to be so difficult with Uncle? He's already miserable enough as it is."
"Miserable my foot!" Ma Lan said angrily, "You don't know how arrogant he used to be, or how badly he treated our family. Now that I've finally got something on him, I'm going to mock him to death!"
Ye Chen shook his head helplessly.
If nothing else, Ma Lan's ability to torment people was truly rare in this world.
Xiao Xiao Xiao Changqian was already miserable enough; if he could see 20 green hats hanging on the balcony next door every day, his mood would surely be extremely painful.
This kind of tormenting method was probably something only Ma Lan could come up with.
Xiao Xiao Xiao Churan felt this wasn't appropriate and wanted to persuade Ma Lan, but Ma Lan didn't listen to a word and hobbled into the villa with her cane.
After returning to her room, the first thing Ma Lan did was go out to the balcony and hang the 20 various green hats, one after another, on the side facing the Xiao family villa.
The 20 green hats fluttering in the wind—the sight was truly a unique kind of satisfaction.
Ever since he was discharged from the hospital, Xiao Xiao Xiao Changqian had been living separately from Qian Qian Qian Hongyan.
The reason for the separation was, of course, that he no longer had any feelings for Qian Qian Qian Hongyan in his heart.
Moreover, he felt from the bottom of his heart that this woman, Qian Qian Qian Hongyan, was too dirty.
If it weren't for Wu Wu Wu Donghai's requirement, he would have divorced Qian Qian Qian Hongyan long ago; even if he didn't go through the divorce procedures, he would have kicked her out of the house.
But now that Wu Wu Wu Donghai had already stood up for Qian Qian Qian Hongyan, Xiao Xiao Xiao Changqian naturally didn't dare to defy his wishes.
But if they couldn't divorce, they could at least live separately, right?
So he drove Qian Qian Qian Hongyan to a bedroom on the first floor.
Qian Qian Qian Hongyan didn't really care about this; although she was a bit angry at Xiao Xiao Xiao Changqian's heartlessness, deep down, she also felt some guilt.
After all, she had given him such a massive "green hat" (cuckolded him), and the child in her womb hadn't been aborted at the hospital yet; he must be very annoyed whenever he saw her.
At this very moment, Xiao Xiao Xiao Changqian had just opened his eyes.
Ever since he left the hospital, he had been suffering from some aftereffects, mainly weakness and lethargy.
He hadn't really slept enough yet, but in his dream, he kept feeling an intense, sharp itch in his crotch, so he woke up while scratching.
The sensation of the itch was very peculiar; at first, it was just itchy, then he couldn't control it, and scratching it once made it even itchier. If he scratched it hard a couple more times, it became extremely itchy.
So he scratched himself until he was itching to the extreme.
He couldn't help but wonder, what was wrong with him?
He had always been very attentive to personal hygiene; logically, there shouldn't be any lesions!
While he was lost in thought, he jumped out of bed.
Feeling dizzy and lightheaded, he walked onto the balcony while scratching, Song Wanting to breathe some fresh air.
That was the good thing about living in a villa; privacy was well-protected, neighbors were far away, and there were no high-rises, so even if he walked onto the balcony in just his underwear, he didn't have to worry about being seen.
He arrived on the balcony and stretched, then felt that unbearable, strange itch intensify even more.
He scratched hard a few times, but it didn't get any better. Feeling agitated, he was just about to go to the bathroom to see what was going on when he turned around and caught a glimpse of a pile of green things fluttering in the wind on the edge of Ye Chen's balcony opposite him.
He hurriedly fixed his eyes on them, and upon seeing them, he was almost angered to death.
Although it was a bit far, he could clearly see that the 20 or so things fluttering in the wind on Ye Chen's balcony were green hats of different styles and shapes!
20 green hats—what the hell was this supposed to mean?!
And they were facing his direction; wasn't it obvious that this was meant for him to see?
Wasn't this clearly mocking him for being cuckolded by Qian Qian Qian Hongyan?
Damn it, this is absolutely outrageous!
Xiao Xiao Xiao Changqian was so angry he was gasping for air, his fists clenched so tightly that his nails were almost digging into his flesh.
He didn't even need to think to know that the person capable of such a devilish act must be Ma Lan; there couldn't be a second person.
In that instant, he really wanted to grab Ma Lan by her hair and slap her ugly face dozens of times!
Thinking of this, he immediately turned back into the room, put on his pants and a jacket, and rushed out of the building.
Old Mrs. Xiao was sitting on a grand master chair in the courtyard, basking in the sun.
While basking in the sun, she was marveling at the wealthy life of living in Tomson First Grade.
Except for the family living next door, which was quite annoying, everything else was perfect to the extreme.
This made the old lady feel very comfortable.
Seeing that it was almost time to cook, the old lady even wanted to go steal some vegetables from Ye Chen's garden again.
But after thinking about it carefully, Ye Chen's family was rotten to the core; it was better not to eat their vegetables, otherwise, who knew what kind of tricks they had used, or if they had even sprayed pesticides.
Last time, using daffodils to impersonate chives had landed the whole family in the hospital; the feeling of the five of them having diarrhea and soiling their pants in the house, and finally being taken away by an ambulance, was something she would never forget.
Just as she was feeling content, she saw her eldest son, Xiao Xiao Xiao Changqian, walking out in a huff, and hurriedly asked him, "Xiao Xiao Changqian, where are you going?"
Xiao Xiao Xiao Changqian said with a dark face, "I'm going to find that dog-day shrew, Ma Lan!" ===== CHAPTER 594 =====
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