Chapter 566: Yue Guanshan

My name is Yue Guanshan.

Right now I'm very panicked. A group of players whose bodies are emitting spiritual fluctuations, obviously of the Second Realm of Lingtai Mental State, are sitting near me. Should I run? Will they sneak attack me?

Waiting online, very urgent!

Although, during the Hell Great Escape, there is an agreement banning Infighting above the 10th floor.

But, this kind of agreement, under the lack of binding from Common Sense and rules, ghosts know if anyone will abide by it. Moreover, with so many players, there's no guarantee that there won't be one or two players whose Heart Cultivation went wrong, leading to them going crazy...

I have to make plans in advance.

Quietly moving towards the stairwell.

Don't shoot.

However, whether it's the stairs leading upstairs or downstairs, this is a question.

Sure enough, just as I expected, fate guided me to run downstairs.

Up ahead there were five people blocking the way, and each of them was tall and burly...

I looked at myself again, squeezed my own biceps. Forget it, I'm a kind-hearted person, afraid of beating them to death. I'd better...

I slowly got up, performed a 360-degree Thomas flair on the spot and catapulted myself up, stepping over the heads of the five people in front.

Hehe, they were stepped over by me, they won't grow taller in the future. Next time I meet them again, they definitely won't be taller. When the time comes...

I'll step over them once more!

Landing steadily, I slowly closed my eyes to enjoy the applause that was about to erupt.

Clap clap clap clap.

As expected, warm applause quickly rang out on the 11th floor. They were cheering for me.

"666!"

"This set of movements is quite standard, but if I must give a score, I can give him at most 84 points, after all, there's a 16."

"The five people who were stepped over: Is there no one to speak up for us?"

"Damn it, if I were a woman, I would definitely have his monkeys."

I waved my hand to let them quiet down.

I raised my middle finger towards the Youth who wanted to have my monkeys. Fuck, what's going on with this shill? How could he say out loud...

Such shameful words!

Please, a human and a human can only give birth to a human. How could they give birth to a monkey?

He can even make a mistake reciting a line. This extra is unprofessional ah.

I must deduct his wages!

Hmm? Murderous intent!

I turned my head and looked at the five people who were stepped over by me just now. Although they were looking at me with calm faces, I could feel that they really wanted to kill me.

According to my years of experience, if I went down to the 10th floor at this time, they would chase after me.

Therefore, I needed to be calm.

Thus, I stood with my hands behind my back, putting on the appearance of a master. I looked at the five people, stared at them with my 24k titanium alloy dog eyes, and extremely arrogantly raised my eyebrows, saying: "Not convinced?"

As expected, hearing this, the five people withdrew their gazes and ignored me.

Pretending!

Hehe, with this bit of acting skills, you still want to deceive your Lord Yue? Keep dreaming.

I leaned forward and said arrogantly: "Looking at the five of you like a bunch of noob dogs, don't say I didn't give you a chance. Real men come down to the 10th floor with me. I can beat the shit out of you!"

"No way, no way, you don't even dare to do this?"

Seeing they didn't answer, I finally felt a bit at ease in my heart, but it still wasn't enough...

I still needed to continue pretending to be a master. I needed to pretend with characteristics, pretend with style, pretend with...

A different kind of badassery.

Thus, I sat in front of them, tidied up my clothes, and first bowed to them: "We should all be civilized people, speaking should naturally have magnanimity."

"What is your mom's honorable surname?"

"Speaking of which, I've also been in Hell for a very long time."

"Perhaps, I'm about the same age as your dad, and I might even know your mom. I remember when I was alive, there indeed was a woman who loved me very much. If I'm not guessing wrong, she even got pregnant with my child. It's very possible that he would be as big as you are now."

"How about it, want to call me father for me to hear?"

Fuck me, this stinking mouth of mine can never change this stinking bad habit of taking advantage of people. As soon as I speak, I ramble all over the place. No wonder I went to Hell after I died. I'm really a fucking beast.

I feel a bit of lingering fear, what should I do?

It seems I can still salvage it. Thus I hurriedly waved my hands: "Don't misunderstand, I'm not saying you can call me father. I'm saying everyone sitting here can..."

"Call me father!"

Me: "..."

Ah, ssibal, fuck, bullshit, my fucking mouth slipped again.

What should I do, being stared at by so many people.

They wouldn't hit me, right?

It seems I can only use the ultimate profound meaning of kneeling and begging for mercy.

Thus, I lay on the ground and rolled around.

"I really want to get beaten up. Why aren't any of you coming to hit me? I'm begging you, hurry up and hit me. Slap me hard in the face, the kind where you swing your arm in a full circle and slap me across the face."

"There's no justice! I'm telling you to come hit me, and none of you dare?"

"With all due respect, everyone sitting here looks like a noob dog."

Motherfucker!

Alright, none of them came to hit me. This means I've already pretended with style.

I can go down to the 10th floor now.

Thus, I got up and was just preparing to walk downstairs, but given my rudeness just now, I felt it was better to apologize to them.

I slowly raised both my hands, sticking out two middle fingers, and apologized: "Noob dogs!"

Me: "..."

Forget it, let it be destroyed. I scurried downstairs dejectedly, but I wasn't at ease. What if someone chased after me?

Thus, I returned to the 11th floor.

"I'm back again."

Determining that no one had chased over, I finally felt much more at ease, and turned to walk towards the 10th floor.

"I'm back again, did everyone miss me? Oh right, I'm a human, how could dogs understand human speech?"

"Sorry, sorry for disturbing, I'm going down to the 10th floor again."

"I'm back again, woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof woof."

"Sigh, sorry ah, I really want to communicate with you all."

"But I don't know how to speak dog language!"

There were many players on the 11th floor. Among them, a dozen or so people were glaring at me.

Ah ah ah ah ah!

I'm done for!

They wouldn't be going to hit me, right?

Thump thump thump!

My heart beat violently, as if it was about to jump out. I knew, at this moment it was probably... I realized that I might...

Possess the legendary King Engine.

Thump thump thump!

Thump thump thump!

It's right now!

"Saitama!"

Along with my shout, it was as if something had been summoned out by me from the unseen world.

The next moment, only to see a bald superman appear in front of me.

Hehehehe, it still has to be me.

I stuck out my right index finger, pressing it vertically against the bridge of my nose. Like a master, I sneered at the players present: "Hehe, don't underestimate the bond between us!"

[Have you had enough fun?]

Suddenly, an icy cold voice exploded in my mind, making me shudder.

[Come to the 18th floor to fetch the information of your opponent in the next Instance.]

Has it come?

If one day, I am old and have nothing to rely on, please leave me by the side of Xiao Fang, Rourou, Xiao Mei, Ah Hua, Ruyu, Siyu, Zhixia, Haitang, Ruyan and those other girls.

[I loved before.]

Loved them for three minutes. Forgive me that I cannot give them more love.

I felt I should be more generous, not letting myself leave so tragically. Gently I came, just as gently I left...

[What are you dawdling for!]

Damn it, letting me familiarize myself with the procedures before dying isn't allowed ah?

I was just preparing to walk upstairs.

"Wait a minute!" A player's voice came from the 10th floor: "You haven't given the Points yet."

Look at this memory of mine. That Saitama just now was a Skill released by a shill I hired on the 10th floor. We had discussed giving remuneration beforehand.

Thus, I threw out a Point Card to the player who used the virtual Skill just now.

"What about ours?" The other players on the 10th floor looked at me. They were the atmosphere group and lighting group I had hired, thinking that if someone came down to the 10th floor with me, I could pretend another wave.

"You guys didn't even use your Skills, and you still want Points ah." I said speechlessly.

"Whether we do it or not, you have to give it. Since you called us, you must give it."

Uh, that seems to be the case.