Chapter 73: Beauty and the Beast

Ye Xi'an looked at the bed filling her vision, couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth: "What does this room type have to do with Beauty and the Beast?"

"Oh~, this one.", Yi Yang squeezed in behind the blushing Ji Jiangci and Bao Jing, after squeezing in, he also gave Bao Jing and Ji Jiangci a resentful glare.

Not giving his wife an explanation, he's blocking the door like two door gods, doing nothing, which made him waste his effort.

After glaring, his eyes cleared again, he smiled and explained to Ye Xi'an, that innocent little look, it really seemed like he was just explaining plainly: "The Beauty and the Beast room type was created by families who like Beast-type Mating."

The reason is that families who like Beast-type Mating chose a regular room type, but when mating they found the bed too small to fully extend. However, at the crucial moment they didn't change rooms, resulting in the family's female being squeezed off the bed by the male, hitting her head, so the hotel got complained about.

Later, to satisfy such families, the hotel deliberately created a room filled entirely with beds, named by the complaining family, called Beauty and the Beast.

Ye Xi'an listened, feeling confused: "What is Beast-type Mating? Why would the female be squeezed off the bed?"

Beast-type Mating is when the male uses his beast form to mate with the female! The female being squeezed off the bed shows her husband is too big.

Yi Yang explained without any psychological burden, as if stating something completely normal, not noticing that Ji Jiangci and Bao Jing, who had been standing at the door, were already bright red in the face, covering their groins, about to faint.

Yi Yang not only explained, he even wanted to use himself as an example: "For instance, if I were to mate with my wife, I'd have to turn into... boo-hoo boo-hoo boo-hoo"

"Don't say it!", Bao Jing panted, covering Yi Yang's mouth before he could say something even more outrageous.

Having stopped Yi Yang, Bao Jing furtively glanced at Ye Xi'an; the normally fair-skinned female now looked as if she'd drunk alcohol, a blush like two pink clouds floating on her flushed face.

After Ye Xi'an understood, she felt her brain had crashed, like a volcano erupting magma inside, thumping and rushing, making her skull feel swollen.

"An'an? Are you okay?"

Ye Xi'an forced herself to shake her head, trying to stay calm, but everything before her eyes was spinning.

Turns out this room type is used for this kind of perverse act. What's it called? Beast intercourse?

Good grief, she's only seen this kind of thing in novels!

Noticing her odd state, Bao Jing pushed the struggling Yi Yang in his arms toward Ji Jiangci, then scooped up the swaying Ye Xi'an and gently laid her on the bed.

Ye Xi'an realized she was lying on that beast-like huge bed, immediately feeling everything off, her mind automatically conjuring images of Beauty and the Beast.

Good grief, the more Ye Xi'an thought, the hotter she felt, like countless ants crawling on her; who knows what this bed has slept on, maybe there's a giant python, green lizards, thinking of getting up, she was stopped by Bao Jing leaning over her.

Bao Jing hovered over Ye Xi'an, arms propped at her sides, both their faces unusually red; if there weren't others present, this scene would definitely be misinterpreted.

"Don't be afraid, we chose this room type purely because the bed is big, not for... cough, that that, otherwise if it were another room type, four people would be too cramped."

Ye Xi'an looked up at Bao Jing above her, his male eyes deep, nose high; even foreigners on Earth couldn't compare to him.

"I'm not afraid you'll do something to me, I'm disgusted," Ye Xi'an turned her head, she could see the blanket pressed beneath her; although at this distance she didn't see anything strange, elsewhere there might be.

Seeing Ye Xi'an's concern, Bao Jing explained: "Rest assured, the hotel's blankets and sheets are disposable; after guests use them they're recycled, not washed and reused."

"Oh, like that." If they're disposable, Ye Xi'an felt less uncomfortable.

Bao Jing rose, helped Ye Xi'an sit up from the bed, devoutly knelt at her feet, tidied her disheveled hair: "I'll go buy vegetables from Lin Zhi Jing; if you're tired, just sleep first."

Ye Xi'an nodded: "Mm, I'll try to wait for you to come back."

"May I kiss your forehead?"

Ye Xi'an froze; she'd never heard such a request before, but thinking they were already married, she still nodded.

Bao Jing's mouth curled into a light smile, he placed a kiss on Ye Xi'an's forehead.

After they finished gazing lovingly at each other, Bao Jing finally brought himself to rise, walking lightly to the door; as he passed Ji Jiangci and Yi Yang, his gaze unintentionally flicked over them, his mouth suddenly split into a grin of smug satisfaction, he went out, turned the corner, and knocked on Lin Zhi Jing's door.

"Pfft.", even the usually gentle Ji Jiangci couldn't help but roll his eyes at Bao Jing's back; this lowly tactic of vying for favor, he'd learned it since he was six.

Being too lowly, he disdained to use it, yet he never imagined he'd personally encounter it one day.

He lifted his eyes to Yi Yang, discovering Yi Yang was staring blankly at Bao Jing by Lin Zhi Jing's door.

"Yi Yang, what are you looking at?"

Yi Yang's eyebrows slightly lifted, brows lowered, his tone undisguisedly envious: "Older brother Ji, his wife said she'd wait for Bao Jing; look how happily Bao Jing is smiling."

Ji Jiangci:............ Really an idiot, that's not a happy smile, it's a smug grin from succeeding in vying for favor!

Only someone as simple-minded as Yi Yang would think Bao Jing was smiling: "Yi Yang."

Yi Yang blankly looked at Ji Jiangci: "What's up, older brother Ji?"

Ji Jiangci put his arm on Yi Yang's shoulder, lightly patted twice, somewhat sympathetically said: "Older brother Ji advises you to read a book; there's one called *Handsome Husbands' War*, reading it will help you grow a lot."

"But I have no money."

"Then go ask your wife; maybe she'll buy it for you."

Yi Yang hesitated, looking at Ye Xi'an; Ye Xi'an was currently wandering around, not knowing what she was looking for.

He turned back with a pinched face, voice full of resentment and anxiety: "I daren't~; before, I asked my wife to buy me a pair of underwear and she hit me all morning, even twisted her hand, angry she switched hands and hit me another afternoon."

"Lately your wife isn't like that, look just now she gave you three disposable pairs; maybe this time she'll really buy them for you." Ji Jiangci continued persuading Yi Yang, he really didn't want the family to have a naive simpleton.

"Okay! I'll give it a try!"

Yi Yang swallowed, his tall figure wobbling like a little chick as he sidled up to Ye Xi'an, his voice sweetly: "Wife, what duck are you looking for? I can find it too!"

(End of chapter)