[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent":3,"chapter-the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-133":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","The Fox Has No Malicious Intent",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2340586,4575,"Chapter 133: Street Fight Master [Happy New Year","the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-133",133,"\u003Cp>“Fox, oh fox! How come you’re all alone here going to the bathroom?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Pengfei held a muzzle and a rope, grinning triumphantly: “Don’t you worry—I’ve just spent a thousand hours learning how to train dogs. Now, kindly assist me properly!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Facing the Arctic fox that loved to wiggle its butt and expose its belly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Pengfei sneered, crouched down, leaned close to slip on the muzzle, then pinned the fox’s back with one hand and jabbed a stainless-steel syringe into its rump, injecting it with Nine Dragon Bodyguard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Buddy.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at Yin Pengfei’s outstretched hand, An Sheng lifted his paw to press against the muzzle and spoke solemnly:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Aqing and the others are outside. I don’t want this to get ugly. Put the muzzle on yourself, tied backward, and I’ll pretend nothing happened.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“If you persist in your folly, don’t blame me if I let out a soft ‘ying’ and summon my brothers to attack your second brother.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The warning from Lord Fuli echoed through the restroom as a clear, innocent, pure “ying.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This Arctic fox is truly an idiot—he won’t even run from someone holding tools.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Pengfei chuckled, removed his hand from the fox’s paw, repositioned, and prepared to clamp the muzzle over the fox’s snout again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Halt! Don’t blame me for being ruthless!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing Yin Pengfei ignorantly ignore his “ying” warnings again and again, An Sheng turned around, returned to the restroom window he’d climbed out of, and dragged out a broom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the Arctic fox’s bizarre behavior, Yin Pengfei paused, bewildered, watching as the fox dragged a broom out of the restroom and pushed it straight toward him, then muttered:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You trying to bribe me with a broom?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The little fox said nothing, simply sat beside the broom handle, one paw pressing on it, swaying left and right to adjust the broomstick’s position.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ying!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the broomstick properly aligned, An Sheng tilted his head toward Yin Pengfei: “Little Flying Stick is coming!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An Sheng slammed his paw down hard on the broomhead—the broomstick beneath Yin Pengfei’s crotch shot upright.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shhh—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bright red broomstick, with a whistling sound, sprang upward and slammed directly into Yin Pengfei’s crotch.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The thud of stick against flesh echoed in the room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“!!!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Pengfei’s eyes bulged, his mouth gaped open, he gasped sharply, clutched his crotch with both hands, and collapsed onto the restroom floor, the muzzle and rope slipping from his grip.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wu—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Pengfei, his second brother injured, lay on the ground clutching the wounded area, moaning softly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ying ying ying.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The little fox wore a strange expression, lifted his paw, and nudged the muzzle on the floor.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Pengfei, eyes wide, gasping, was too dazed to notice.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the time he noticed, the fox had already pushed the muzzle up to him, flipped it around, and shoved it straight into Yin Pengfei’s mouth.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Pengfei stared blankly at the little fox.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The little fox performed a backflip, landed on Yin Pengfei’s shoulder, then leapt onto the sink, turned on the faucet, and casually washed his paws.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ying—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As the fox left, he nonchalantly stepped on the stainless-steel syringe with his hind foot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With a backward kick, the stainless-steel syringe—meant for pigs, cows, and sheep—flew in an arc and plunged straight into Yin Pengfei’s buttocks.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wu wu—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Pengfei, already clutching his front pain, now felt agony in his back too.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The stainless-steel syringe meant for livestock had a very thick needle—otherwise it couldn’t pierce animal hide.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When Yin Pengfei bought it, he never cared about needle thickness—he wasn’t the one getting injected.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But then.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He never imagined that fox, after striking his front, could flip over and strike his back!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wu wu wu.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>With the muzzle in his mouth, Yin Pengfei’s kidneys throbbed with pain, yet he gritted his teeth, ignored the syringe stuck in his butt, fished out his phone from his pocket, opened Baidu’s search bar, and typed: “What to do if attacked by a fox?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The first result showed:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>【If attacked by a fox, find nearby stones or sticks—strike with stones, beat with sticks. If none available, use your feet: foxes are small; a kick to their abdomen can injure their internal organs.】\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the answer, the pain on Yin Pengfei’s face froze for a moment.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Stick (broom), stones (syringe), foot kick (backflip stomp).\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No way.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Does that fox also use Baidu?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yin Pengfei was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wu wu wu, so painful.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>…………\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ying ying ying.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The little fox hummed a tune, trotted forward, pushed open the men’s restroom door, and returned to the restaurant.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Xiao An, why were you gone so long?” Yu Xueqing, seeing the fox return, asked curiously:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Didn’t you do anything weird in the bathroom?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ying ying ying—” The fox rolled its eyes, flicked its tail, and leapt onto the table with supreme arrogance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What did the little fox say?” Mo Yiqing, intrigued by the fox’s odd behavior, turned to Yu Xueqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The little fox says: foxes’ business isn’t weird. In the bathroom, he had friends pooping together, chatted a bit.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Xueqing thought for a moment and translated roughly for Mo Yiqing and Qiu Lingling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>‘Ying ying ying—Master, Master! Foxie met friends in the bathroom! We even swept the whole place clean together with a broom.’\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The little fox said this—but Yu Xueqing didn’t grasp the full meaning of some parts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What friends did the little fox have in the bathroom?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Any pet that could be kept in the city was on the fox’s menu; any pet the city forbade was itself on the fox’s dinner plate.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The only time he’d ever seen Xiao An’s friend was last time—that fat, muscular King Cobra.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Ying ying ying!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An Sheng, back at his seat, buried his head in the disposable bowl the staff had placed for him, drank two sips of water, then sensed something, immediately nudged Yu Xueqing’s shoulder and pointed toward the restaurant’s floor-to-ceiling window.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Xueqing froze, turned her head.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A brown bear, standing two meters and thirty centimeters tall, performed a moonwalk on the street, like Michael Jackson.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bear strained desperately, performing every trick Lord Fuli had ordered it to do.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>They couldn’t pull it off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If they couldn’t pull it off, Lord Fuli would kill them.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the bear, mid-moonwalk, didn’t notice a shared bicycle and tripped, instinctively curling into a ball and rolling straight to the restaurant’s entrance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then came three leopards.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Each leopard’s tail had been tied with a zip tie; the three leopards pressed their tails together and ran clockwise toward the restaurant, performing a circle dance.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The cashier’s relaxed expression vanished; her eyes rolled back and she fainted on the spot.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1117,"2026-06-20T23:19:16.017Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","7a201ef76fff303b6d42c9bdc60cf0bd8c0496ae0476685173deece9f79e8161","the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-134","the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-132",354,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthe-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-cover.jpg"]