Chapter 184: Hedgehog's Life
"Your train of thought is very jumpy."
Talking about nuclear explosions in front, and then Master Fuli came up with a sentence about buying a house in a big city, making the originally slightly heavy atmosphere suddenly relax a bit.
The hedgehog grandma's eyes twitched, and she could no longer maintain her sexy royal sister demeanor, cursing secretly:
"Now that information and communication are developed, it is unlikely that humans will be as wild as they used to be, but the equipment in their hands has been iterating. They are now catching spirit beasts in the wild by using mouse glue to stick them, and after sticking them, they use physical or chemical methods to stun and pack them."
"You don't want to be covered in glue, and then have your fur shaved off in the research institute, right?"
The gold-rimmed hedgehog spoke slowly, telling Fuli about the glorious years of humans in the past.
Evil spirits and ghosts, right?
Lure them to the wilderness and detonate them. The light of materialistic science dispels feudal superstition, and by the way, you can use those evil spirits and ghosts to test the subsequent effects of new equipment on carbon-based organisms.
The gold-rimmed hedgehog was born in the Xiaxi desert. After seeing certain things, it packed its luggage overnight and secretly ran from Xiaxi to Xia Dong, staying away from those scientists who were muttering about breaking superstition.
With the development of the times, archaeology unearthed certain things and the progress of biology.
Organisms that humans could not understand also gradually got their names from evil spirits and ghosts, and there was no need to continue eating bullets.
Guys like Fuli would have been lured out of the city and bombed by mortars in the era of the gold-rimmed hedgehog.
But any spirit beast that has read a few years of books knows that Xia Dong people were full of martial arts in the past.
"They love to stick whoever they want, anyway, it has nothing to do with me. If I really want to say it, I haven't even applied for my brave act award from them yet!"
After listening to the gold-rimmed hedgehog's words, An Sheng immediately looked at it with black lines on his face: "Don't talk nonsense there."
What the gold-rimmed hedgehog said was too scary for the fox.
It made An Sheng couldn't help but immerse himself, imagining himself being nuked in his little brain.
But An Sheng quickly came back to his senses. Spirit beasts being nuked is just being nuked, what does it have to do with me?
When you came, didn't you inquire about what Master Fuli of Zhangxizhen does for a living?
An Mou specializes in treating spirit beast chaos and fulfilling wishes, and is well-known among peers: 【Xia Dong Doraemon Fox】.
You nuked me, the dignified Doraemon Fox?
"An Mou eats from the establishment, and it's different from you guys doing tax-free business. I was almost led into a dead end by you, a gold-rimmed big hamster." An Sheng complained unceremoniously about the gold-rimmed big hamster.
I can receive 200 yuan of subsistence allowance from Su Qiyuan every day as living expenses. Even if it doesn't count as being on the establishment, being promoted to the director of the Spirit Beast Prevention Office, how can I be considered a member of the official white list?
No, you are doing tax-free business, is it appropriate to come over and educate me, a law-abiding citizen?
"Gold-rimmed big hamster?"
Hearing Master Fuli's complaint, the hedgehog grandma's fair cheeks froze, and the corners of her mouth twitched slightly. Who made her look like a hamster now?
When she still had back thorns, her grandchildren worshipped her as the sun!
"Don't worry about the fox's business. Those who can be hit by An Mou's heavy punch are those who don't obey the fox's management." An Sheng waved his hand casually: "It's fine if the thing is done. I originally said I would go see it last night, but because of some things, it was delayed. I will go get it tonight."
"By the way, don't you have many younger brothers?"
"Please pay attention to your words, Master Fuli. We have never raised younger brothers in the group. They are all image-post security guards sent by the labor company." The hedgehog grandma corrected Master Fuli's improper use of words.
"Who cares about those, as if others can hear us talking. Anyway, do me a favor. There may be spirit beasts looking for revenge on me during this period. When I need it, help me cover it up, and I will hammer it to death."
A pure white fox and a large hedgehog with white and gold fur sat opposite each other.
The fox yelped in its mouth, the gold-rimmed hedgehog opposite squeaked a few times, plus the scene of humans coming up from time to time to light cigarettes for the gold-rimmed hedgehog and hand over fruit was very weird.
But the younger brothers present didn't laugh, their expressions were very serious, guarding the surroundings firmly, for fear that other tourists would bump into the two "Masters" in every sense.
After the conversation ended.
In the shade, the younger brother who had set up the umbrella closed the umbrella, sat opposite, and Lin Hao, who was brewing tea for Aqing, received the signal from the younger brother and smiled at Aqing:
"Sorry, our Bai Xian has to go to the bathroom because of physiological characteristics, so I have to go over."
Ordinary hedgehogs are famous for not having a door; it is very normal for them to gnaw on food in their mouths and poop wildly on the other side.
Lin Hao took the conversation, returned to grandma's side, rolled up his sleeves, picked up grandma, and left with his younger brothers.
And Aqing, as well as the audience in the live broadcast room, all kept dumbfounded expressions.
Because Aqing was worried that Lin Hao had bad intentions, and worried that she would defend herself excessively, she didn't turn off the live broadcast.
Lin Hao also knew that Aqing was live-streaming, but because the content discussed was cute pets, he didn't care.
"Hoo—"
Aqing looked at Lin Hao's back and saw the hedgehog holding a cigarette with its little hand, stretching it out onto the cutting board, while the black-suited young man on the side respectfully reached out, took out a disposable ashtray bag, the gold-rimmed hedgehog flicked it, and then took the cigarette to its mouth to spit out clouds and mist.
Aqing's eyes went straight, and she looked at Xiao An, who was sitting alone on the tea table, and suddenly felt a little sour in her heart.
"Xiao An... is really too pitiful."
【It's a sharp contrast! The tea shop waiter and the group chairman's daughter...】
【Damn it! I work so hard, and my whole salary isn't enough for the hedgehog's electricity bill for a week!】
Lin Hao communicated with Aqing about pet-raising experience.
Let the audience in the live broadcast room deeply witness the degree of superstition and wealth of Xia Dong people.
In Lin Hao's narrative, the hedgehog grandma is the 【Immortal Family】 passed down from their ancestors.
His grandfather was almost starved to death and fell by the river. Then a hedgehog with fruit stuck on its back passed by. His grandfather ate the fruit stuck on the hedgehog's back, and his grandfather was grateful for the hedgehog's life-saving grace, so he kidnapped the little hedgehog.
Since then, their family has been prosperous.
This gold-rimmed hedgehog is the descendant of that hedgehog who saved their lives. Passed down to now, the gold-rimmed hedgehog is already the seventeenth generation descendant.
The gold-rimmed hedgehog has the purest bloodline, and the Lin family regards the gold-rimmed hedgehog as an immortal family.
Moreover, for marriage, they also prioritize whether the other party's local area regards the hedgehog as 【Bai Xian】.
Here Lin Hao didn't talk nonsense. If their family members get married, they either choose locals or people from Xiabei. The majesty of the hedgehog grandma cannot be offended in any way. Let alone outsiders, even if the locals of Haocun offend the hedgehog grandma, they will be kicked out of the genealogy and rolled out to be self-reliant.
The hedgehog grandma is a symbol of wealth and is the true gold-master Master of Haocun.
The hedgehog grandma's electricity bill is nearly 8,000 a day.
A constant-temperature swimming pool is 800, plus constant-temperature wine cellars and other real estate consumption, which is simply outrageous.
Aqing and the audience in the live broadcast room were dumbfounded.
As cute pets, think about the hedgehog grandma, and then think about the Fuli with 8 yuan of food expenses a day.
Aqing only felt sour.
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