Chapter 199: We Swear to Protect Fuli Lao Ye!

"MoMo, sildenafil… is that some kind of thing?"

"Yeah! That's the one."

Aqing stared at MoMo in shock, her face filled with disbelief: "Can you even eat that stuff? Doesn't it cost a fortune? Do people normally eat six at a time? How much stamina does that take! Won't they wreck their corpus luteum, wu wu wu?!"

In her shock, Aqing instinctively blurted out biological knowledge.

But Mo Yiqing acted swiftly, clamping a hand over Aqing's mouth and scolding: "How many days has it been since you got better? Don't you want your livestream anymore? Are you just going to blurt out physiological facts like this on stream?"

"Didn't you see my hints? Who among normal people eats it like that? Only those aiming to ride rich women's coattails and live off their youth do that."

"If you can't handle the bitterness of sildenafil, you'll just have to endure the bitterness of real life."

Mo Yiqing released her hand from Aqing's mouth, grinning as she smoothly changed the subject—she just wanted to crack some yellow jokes for entertainment, not to get Aqing's livestream banned outright.

Just talk a little; go deeper, and Aqing's livestream would be banned within three minutes.

"Sis! I don't want to endure the bitterness of life anymore—please let me endure the bitterness of sildenafil!"

"I'm a hardcore bitter gourd fan—I love bitter flavors. Rich sisters and rich lolis on the screen, please let me taste the bitterness of sildenafil! I just really, truly want to eat bitter."

【Move aside! I can swallow ten at once!】

【Don't fight me for it—I'm taking a whole box!】

【Box my ass! I'm dumping sildenafil, tadalafil, vardenafil, and avanafil all into a shaker with protein powder, creatine, and pre-workout!】

"Eat, eat, eat all that crap!" Mo Yiqing sneered. "I've got a boyfriend now—I give him thirty thousand a month for pocket money. After he suffers alone, the whole household benefits. When school starts, I'm even buying his mom a car!"

Seeing the barrage of comments, Mo Yiqing didn't explain—she just grinned and poured gasoline on the fire.

The comments flooded the screen; the livestream's popularity, fueled by host-audience interaction, no longer remained confined to the outdoor category rankings but crept into the tail end of the overall rankings. The viewers had originally been skeptical.

But after Mo Yiqing confessed and Aqing's livestream rank-one status was revealed, along with the posting of a sleek, slightly old-fashioned SUV with a confirmed order.

The livestream viewers truly began to sour.

That SUV clearly wasn't the kind a girl would like, yet the app showed Mo Yiqing had already paid the deposit and production had begun.

In just over a month, it'll be ready at the 4S dealership.

…………

After lightly showing off, Mo Yiqing immediately exited the livestream and stopped showing her face.

But in the livestream, everyone grew intensely curious about Aqing's friend and began demanding details about the female lead.

Under Mo Yiqing's direction, Aqing also began talking about MoMo in the livestream.

But about MoMo's name and other details, Aqing refused to say a single word—she only mentioned simple daily dorm life.

Like how MoMo loves food—every night after returning to the dorm, she drives her roommates out to eat and drink.

Or how, when they first moved in, MoMo's shoes and socks kept going missing. Although the school had expelled three boys and two girls, plus suspected secondhand dealers over the semester, MoMo's clothes still occasionally vanished, forcing the school to install surveillance cameras and barrier nets along their dorm balcony.

And the campus network publicly praised the dorm, noting it was fully monitored—stay calm or risk social death!

"Fuli Lao Ye…"

"Little Fuli!"

An Sheng squatted in front of his tea stall, jaw dropped as he listened to the story—when suddenly, from behind Aqing and Mo Yiqing, Su Qiyuan appeared, holding a bag of New Orleans chicken legs, winking at An Sheng.

"Ying?"

Seeing Su Qiyuan acting up, An Sheng hesitated, glanced at Aqing, sighed helplessly, and mumbled to her that he needed to use the restroom before leaving.

Campus female dorm incidents.

To An Sheng, they were utterly foreign—he'd been a day student from elementary school through his diploma mill graduation, never even left the city, let alone the province.

Now that he had gossip about female dorms to listen to, An Sheng was more than happy to squat here and listen.

But thinking of Su Qiyuan's identity, and the chemical glue and fungal parasites from last night, An Sheng felt Su Qiyuan might genuinely have something to tell him.

Helplessly, An Sheng chose to leave, planning to check the recorded footage at home tonight.

"Ying ying!"

An Sheng ran up to Su Qiyuan, leapt onto the flowerbed, and squatted down, pouting.

"Big news!"

Su Qiyuan scanned the surroundings, confirmed no onlookers were nearby, crouched down, and leaned close to Fuli Lao Ye's ear:

"Your Excellency, you're a busy man—do you remember the metal box delivered by the King Cobra?"

"We submitted it, and another team took over the investigation. To catch everyone in one sweep, they returned the item and quietly set up a net—but last night something happened: someone attacked their shipment, forcing the planned operation, scheduled for the day after tomorrow, to be suspended."

Su Qiyuan sighed helplessly—sometimes, man's plans are no match for fate.

Though he hadn't participated in the operation, Su Qiyuan knew his superiors: they were cautious. If they couldn't net everyone at once, and the target hadn't acted aggressively, they'd hold back, lie low, and wait for the next perfect strike.

Nearly half a month of planning had been wiped out by last night's accident—Su Qiyuan felt sorry for his colleagues.

"Though the likelihood is low, the higher-ups still ordered us to protect the spiritual beasts in our jurisdiction during this period, to prevent outsiders from taking advantage."

Su Qiyuan said this, then turned serious and addressed An Sheng: "Let me formally introduce myself—I'm Su Qiyuan, a Forest Patrol Officer under the Anquan Bureau. Our daily duty is to legally and reasonably provide a warm home for all friendly spiritual beasts."

An Sheng knew their identity, but Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao had never revealed it—until now, because of this sudden event.

Su Qiyuan had chosen to reveal himself to Fuli Lao Ye.

Or rather, after days and nights of observation, they'd confirmed that Fuli Lao Ye of Zhangxizhen was no evil beast—so they finally revealed their true identities, to better carry out protection work.

"…………"

Upon hearing this, An Sheng froze, his expression shifting slightly, eyes darting with guilt:

"Really? What happened last night? I slept like a log—I didn't know a thing!"

(End of chapter)