Chapter 210: Great, none of you have changed

"Lord Fuli wants to go home. I'll take Lord Fuli home first!"

Although Bai Tao discovered that Lord Fuli's little hands weren't exactly clean, adhesive remover wasn't a highly regulated item. After she reported it to Feng Wenyu, the matter was brushed aside.

After all...

The items were already in Lord Fuli's arms; they couldn't exactly go over and snatch them back, could they?

It wasn't anything too important. If Lord Fuli really got annoyed, it would be fine if he could be coaxed, but if he couldn't be coaxed, and the caretaker wasn't around...

Feng Wenyu was genuinely worried that the Fuli would carry a hammer and chase after them to bite their butts.

Although Feng Wenyu said there was no need to worry about it.

Bai Tao felt that when she went back tonight, she would have to re-prepare her lesson plan, focusing on moral education.

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Su Qiyuan and Bai Tao drove an old sedan and delivered Lord Fuli back to Zhangxizhen before 9:30.

"Hmm?"

An Sheng climbed over his own wall, looked at his dark and quiet house full of question marks, scratched his head, and looked toward the courtyard of the house next door, saying: "A-Fu, why is there no one at my place?"

Laifu, who was gradually emerging from the shadow of losing his fur-egg and becoming optimistic, looked at the fox and "woofed" a few times.

Your master? They went out in the evening; it seems they said they were going somewhere to eat?

"They went out shopping without taking me?"

An Sheng squatted on the wall, arms crossed, showing an expression of disbelief as he looked at the pitch-black house.

But before An Sheng could let out a sinister laugh, run home, open the fridge, and cross his legs to drink iced cola, a "Chopped Pepper Fish Head" electric car suddenly darted out onto the country road.

Under An Sheng's surprised gaze, the "Chopped Pepper Fish Head" car turned so sharply it almost flipped, stopping in front of the door. Mo Yiqing slammed the car door open, her face pale, and hurriedly pushed the gate open to run into the self-built house.

"Did something happen?"

An Sheng looked confused, then looked at Xueqing, who had stepped out of the passenger seat, and chirped with a strange expression.

"Xiao An, you're back just in time. We packed some grilled skewers and a fruit platter for you."

Seeing An Sheng on the wall, Xueqing happily raised her hand and shook the plastic bag she was holding, which contained the food they had just packed.

One person and one fox entered the house and turned on the lights. From the direction of the bathroom, there came a series of gasps and cursing.

"What's wrong with Momo?"

An Sheng jumped onto the table, flipping through the food Xueqing had packed for him, while glancing toward the bathroom with a strange expression: "I feel like ordinary constipation wouldn't produce this kind of effect."

"You're asking about Momo? When we were eating, Momo was scrolling through Yin Fu and saw the 'Super Spicy Cao's'. The reviews all said it was spicy enough to explode. Momo thought it was interesting, so she ordered their 'perverted spicy' takeout..."

Yu Xueqing, who was washing her hands in the kitchen, heard the little fox's question and spoke with a matter-of-fact tone.

Momo's love for food was well-known, and when she ate, she always went for the shop's signature and authentic dishes.

Since people said the "perverted spicy" was authentic, then she had to order it!

"Yeah... she got 'Super Spicy Cao'd'." Xueqing concluded Momo's situation.

"Sss-ha..."

Inside the bathroom, Mo Yiqing let out a long breath and walked out with her legs spread. Her complexion had returned to normal, but she still had a grimacing expression. She turned the fan to the highest setting, faced the sofa, and collapsed straight down, sticking her butt out toward the fan.

"..."

The little fox had a strange expression, scanning back and forth between Mo Yiqing and Xueqing. Xueqing acted as if nothing had happened, walking around the room and bringing Momo a glass of water.

"Do you want to go wash up? Or maybe apply some wet wipes to it?"

Xueqing sat on a chair, looking at the life-weary Mo Yiqing, and suggested: "I told you earlier that such spicy food isn't suitable for us to eat. Even the Spirit Person would probably retreat repeatedly if they saw the chili peppers on it."

Xueqing teased Mo Yiqing, opened the plastic bag on the table, and prepared to feed the little fox some fruit.

However.

Earlier, the environment was dim, and Xueqing hadn't noticed, but now that the room was brightly lit, Xueqing suddenly noticed that Xiao An was dirty all over, covered in dust, and emitting a smell of lye water.

"Xiao An... how did you get so dirty? Is that cement dust on you?"

"Ying ying!" An Sheng shrugged and told Xueqing about him fighting the bugs.

"What? You were shoulder-thrown by a big bug?" Xueqing looked at the little fox in shock.

According to Xiao An's description, he was just strolling around, but a big bug suddenly darted out from the side of the road, scaring him so much that he crawled all over the ground with his four paws in the air, his miserable wails echoing throughout the village.

"Close enough, but the protagonist is reversed. It was An who beat that parasite until it crawled all over the ground, hammering the parasite from a male into a virtuous wife and mother with one hammer." An Sheng corrected Xueqing's incorrect wording; don't get the protagonist wrong.

After An Sheng finished eating the cantaloupe, Xueqing carried the slovenly little fox into the bathroom to wash him.

Outside the room, Mo Yiqing sneakily glanced at the situation in the bathroom, trembling as she reached out to pick up a pack of baby wipes from the table and shamefully applied them.

"This time... I really was 'Cao'd'."

Mo Yiqing complained with resentment, raising her hand to turn the air conditioner temperature down even further.

"Xueqing! Do you have any insecticide at home? There are twin-tailed little spirits on your ceiling again!"

"It's fine! I've already negotiated with them. The area below two meters belongs to us, and everything above two meters and the top of the wardrobe belongs to them. As long as they bathe diligently, I'll provide them with food for free."

Xueqing, in the bathroom, spoke through the glass door to soothe Mo Yiqing.

For the fierce cockroaches that even insecticide couldn't get rid of, Xueqing could only adopt a "curve to save the nation" approach.

She negotiated with the cockroach family, demarcating areas and signing a co-living agreement.

It's just that the cockroach family's conditions were a bit strange, saying they wanted her to provide a bottle of insecticide every month.

Mo Yiqing: "..."

This... is this something that can be negotiated?

Don't negotiate everything, okay? I'm scared!

………………

After taking turns showering, An Sheng lay straight back on the bed, leaning on Xueqing's shoulder, comfortably accompanying Xueqing as she scrolled through short videos.

Xueqing's short video preferences were 50% cute pets, 20% beauty and fashion bloggers, and 30% agriculture.

An Sheng could watch all of these too.

However.

After watching for a while, a message popped up in Yu Xueqing's dormitory group.

Spirit Person: 【Video. mp4】

Xueqing tilted her head, a bit puzzled, and clicked on the video Spirit Person had uploaded to the group.

The scene unfolded: two girls with full beauty filters and a rather aesthetic feel were hugging each other, their eyes looking toward the camera as they lightly kissed each other.

After watching it, Yu Xueqing was full of question marks. She clicked on an emoji and sent a confused Panda Man expression.

Mo Yiqing, who was lying beside the little fox, used her own phone to send an anime character image. The female character in the image was holding a "Fangtian Huaji" and beating another character, with the caption: "You're so flirtatious, yet you won't let me have you."

Another roommate, Tang You, directly started cursing. She had just been playing on the computer in the living room, and her family and relatives were drinking and bragging nearby. You actually sent these out; are you trying to get me killed?

Spirit Person sent a voice message:

"It's been too long, sisters. We haven't seen each other for nearly a month. I'm so glad you haven't turned into lesbians."

"I'm planning to return to school around the 20th. How about you guys? Let's set a time to go to a lesbian bar and verify each other to see if there are any traitors!"

Xueqing & Mo Yiqing & Tang You: "..."

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 211 =====