Chapter 215: Distortion and Fishing

"East A·JK136 black sedan, offended Lord Fuli in Changle, report it when you see it. Old buddies who heard it, pass it to Jule City, don't bark in Changping Mountain, to prevent Xueqing from hearing the news of a gang fight..."

"East A·JK136 black sedan..."

"JK136 used a big stick to poke Lord Fuli, ambushed Lord Fuli while he was taking a dump, Lord Fuli said he wanted to use an engineering vehicle to smash their steel door! Pass it on..."

"Ao?"

A-Bai, who had just finished delivering seafood with Qiu Lingling and was lying listlessly on the truck, heard the kill order coming from outside the truck, and the whole dog was shocked.

What?

My fox brother was kicked in the butt by a JK with leather shoes while taking a dump?

A-Bai's eyes widened, as if he couldn't believe what he had heard.

"Ao wu wu——"

A-Bai hurriedly looked at Qiu Lingling, making chirping, coquettish, and cute sounds with his mouth.

"What's wrong? Do you want to take a dump?" Qiu Lingling, who had just gotten on the truck, saw A-Bai stomping his feet in the passenger seat and asked with some confusion.

"Wuwu——"

A-Bai shook his head repeatedly, rolling around, conveying information to Qiu Lingling through body movements.

Taking a dump isn't urgent right now, but my fox brother has been attacked; how can I not go see him?

It would be fine if it was just an attack on the butt, but if the fur-egg was kicked by leather shoes, then things would be big!

"Do you want to go out and play?"

"Wang!"

"Do you want to find a foreign girl to play with?"

"Sob sob sob——"

"Little fox?"

"Wang!"

One question and one answer, one person and one dog guessing each other. Qiu Lingling looked at A-Bai with black lines on her face and said: "Fine! I'll call and ask now, but don't hold too much hope. Xueqing's family is holding a competition, they're busy!"

The information, in the process of spreading, gradually became distorted through the retelling of some illiterate dogs.

The original investigation order, when it reached A-Bai's ears, immediately turned into Lord Fuli being attacked by JK round-toed leather shoes.

And after it was passed back to Zhangxizhen...

Jin Long Da Ye, who was lying on the table and eating square mutton, heard the dog barking outside. The happy expression on the lizard's face froze, and it showed a look of shock:

"What? Lord Fuli is summoning all the heroes in the city to participate in a gang fight at Changle Jianghe, and even told all the dogs to bring the most lethal weapons they have?"

"It's bad, Wanlin! That dead Fuli really has a rebellious bone in the back of his head; he's going to attack the neighboring county!"

"Hegemon spirit beasts are going to beat each other up on the street!"

"Our year-end bonuses and performance are finished! The spirit grain supplements will all be deducted, and we'll have to wander the streets!"

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Dogs and cats in Changping Mountain town and nearby villages whispered to each other, earnestly executing Lord Fuli's order to find the East A·JK136 license plate.

"Xueqing! Is the livestream room open yet?"

An Sheng, who was accompanying Xueqing to create livestream effects, didn't know about the distortion of information. He was jumping up happily, asking Xueqing.

【Master, Master! Fox learned how to hunt from the Nordic Fuli a while ago, it's super amazing! Fox guarantees that we will have fish to eat every day from now on——】

"Can foxes catch fish?"

Listening to Xiao An's proud self-narration, Xueqing, Mo Yiqing, and Chen Zhiyu all showed expressions of doubt.

Chen Zhiyu's expression was even stranger. Rather than believing that Lord Fuli could fish, she would rather believe that after Lord Fuli was frustrated by fishing failure, he might call Miss Lin over to bring a water pump to drain the water...

"Xiao An, take it easy. You weigh no more than ten jin including fur and skin; be careful of being washed away by the river."

Seeing that the little fox was determined to catch fish to eat, Xueqing, who was holding her phone to livestream, said with some helplessness.

However, considering her own swimming ability and the high-speed dog-paddle swimming that Xiao An had shown before, she wasn't too worried, just telling the little fox to be careful.

"Ying ying ying!"

An Sheng led Xueqing to the embankment and walked down the stone steps to a pier where small fishing boats were docked.

The little fox was full of joy, raising his little fox paw to greet the three anglers sitting on the fishing box.

"Do you want to eat fish? The fish situation is bad today; we really haven't caught a single one..."

Seeing the little fox approach, the anglers seemed accustomed to such situations.

One of the most common sights for anglers by the river is small animals coming over to beg for food.

Like stray cats and dogs, they often gather by their fish guards, looking out with a "ghost-charmed" expression.

Although it was the first time they had met a fox, the anglers still honestly confessed that there wasn't a single fish.

"Isn't it normal not to catch fish? I already told the fish in the river to stay away from the shore and not to gossip with the anglers today."

"I'm the one who would be shocked if you could catch a fish." An Sheng waved his hand indifferently.

"Xueqing, is the livestream room set up yet?"

An Sheng followed the stairs down, ran to the bottom of the steps, and the river water submerged the fox's four limbs, gradually spreading to the little fox's chest.

The little fox shouted at the river, then stuck his tail into the water and dangled it.

"Is this... taking a bath?"

The three anglers sitting on the fishing box looked at the little fox in confusion, then looked at Xueqing, who had brought the little fox over, and said: "The water here looks clear, but it's still rich in algae and such, let..."

"Ying!"

Before the angler could finish his sentence, the little fox standing at the lowest point let out a chirp.

The little fox pouted his butt, letting his tail fully emerge from the water. The originally fluffy tail had lost its fluffiness due to getting wet, but in its place, there were seven or eight small fish biting the fur on the tail.

"???"

The angler who was speaking saw the fish hanging on the little fox's tail and almost popped his eyes out.

"Ying!"

The little fox showed a cunning look, flicked his big tail, and threw the fish on his tail to the three anglers.

"Holy crap!"

The three anglers were startled and covered in fish.

"Xueqing, it's filmed. This time I'll let a friend from the riverbed send a big fish up."

An Sheng chirped and stuck his tail into the river again.

And at the bottom of the river, a monster fish nearly twelve meters long was full of dejection, with fox paw prints vaguely appearing on the side of its face.

It saw the fox tail dangling, opened its mouth to spit out a fish, and raised its fin to point at that tail.

You! Go bite that tail!

If you offend Lord Fuli, I'll bite you to death!

The nearly thirty-jin silver carp was full of confusion, but seeing that the river hegemon had spoken, it immediately went up.

"Goods are coming!"

An Sheng pretended to be struggling, crawling on the steps, dragging the silver carp that was tightly biting his tail out of the water.

And the anglers above, seeing the little fox lying firmly on the steps with his four limbs spread, were immediately startled.

Fishing for a twenty-jin fish with a hand rod is a war of attrition for humans.

Now looking at that fish, damn, it's already thirty jin!

How could a fox possibly hold it!

"Move aside! Let me!"

The angler didn't care about anything else. His eyes were full of that big silver carp that was about to escape. In a hurry, he picked up a landing net and made a flying leap from the pier, fiercely trying to net the fish.

It didn't matter if he caught it himself or not.

Netting it, taking a photo, and posting it to the fishing group and Moments was what mattered.

"Gu gu gu?"

Seeing someone flying over, the silver carp was stunned, let go of the fox tail, and directly made a headbutt, fiercely colliding with the angler who was flying over to fight.

"Grass! You still dare to resist! Die!"

The angler cursed loudly. The silver carp fluttered in mid-air, frantically flicking its tail, fiercely slapping the angler's old face. After falling into the water, it used a headbutt to fiercely strike the angler's crotch, then jumped up and slapped him again.

After two combos, the angler was beaten by the silver carp until he was stuck to the wall, eyes wide, looking at the fish in the river with disbelief, panting for breath.

"Ptooey——"

The silver carp opened its mouth, took a big gulp of river water, and sprayed it on the faces of the two anglers.

Just kidding!

How could I say I was also a small fish fry that followed the monster fish boss to conquer the Changle Jianghe? I don't know how many fishing rods I've broken. You two still want to catch me back for pickled fish? I think you two are really sour, vegetable, and redundant!

The silver carp rolled its eyes and swam back to Lord Fuli's tail position, obediently opening its mouth and biting onto the little fox's tail, looking like a fool.

After getting close to Lord Fuli, the cruelty and ruthlessness on the silver carp's cheeks faded away, and the fish was half-dead.

"..."