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Chapter 217: The bigger the territory, the more flirtatious the dog

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"A-Bai? Is that A-Bai? Why did it become like this?"

Xueqing looked at Qiu Lingling in shock, then looked at the stone steps, where the little fox and the Tu-Song dog A-Bai were intimately cuddling, radiating a warm and harmonious atmosphere.

"... Although I really don't want to admit it, it is indeed A-Bai. I don't know whose Bai Ren-zai was bored and put mouse glue in the seafood market, sticking all the fur on A-Bai's body."

Qiu Lingling, who was a few steps behind A-Bai, heard Xueqing's shocked question as soon as she arrived. Her little face darkened, and she explained the whole thing to Xueqing and the others.

At that time, seeing A-Bai covered in more than thirty mouse glue stickers, Qiu Lingling was stunned.

Later, Qiu Lingling consulted Chen Zhiyu about whether there was any way to clean up the mouse glue.

There were ways, of course, but those chemical products were very harmful to the dog's skin.

The simplest and healthiest method was to shave off the fur at a pet grooming shop.

Qiu Lingling took A-Bai to the grooming shop and washed the three technicians in the grooming shop until they were exhausted.

And Qiu Lingling received a bill of over 1,600.

"A bath costs 1,600?" Xueqing didn't understand the price.

"It's not that A-Bai's bath cost 1,600; it's that the groomer spent time removing the glue from A-Bai until her tenosynovitis flared up. 600 of that is compensation for the grooming shop because the groomer asked for three days off." Qiu Lingling covered her face and said.

A-Bai's bath consumption could be divided into multiple dimensions.

But did the grooming shop owner make money?

When Qiu Lingling went out, the grooming shop owner was squatting in front of the door, smoking one cigarette after another. One A-Bai directly caused their grooming shop to close for three days.

They had to close. The groomers were exhausted and directly asked the grooming shop owner for two days off, and the one with tenosynovitis even said she had to rest for three days. Out of the 1,600, two groomers split 500, and the one with tenosynovitis took 600 alone.

Calculating inside and out, helping A-Bai take a bath, the grooming shop owner just earned a three-day closure.

He was almost stupid from the loss.

"..."

Xueqing and Mo Yiqing, after hearing Qiu Lingling tell the whole story, both showed expressions of disbelief.

Okay!

We really shouldn't have stereotypes and come up and curse the owner for running a black shop...

And in the livestream room, the screen was scrolling rapidly, giving the grooming shop owner a prayer emoji with hands clasped together.

"Xueqing, Xueqing, A-Bai and I are going to mark territory. We should be back for lunch."

"Right, do you drink turtle soup? There's a fat grass turtle on my foot."

And on An Sheng's side, after he asked A-Bai about his intentions, he asked Xueqing for leave, preparing to see what A-Bai had brought.

Incidentally, An Sheng reached into the water, exerted force with his two claws, picked up a grass turtle, and carried it to Xueqing.

"Turtle?"

Xueqing looked at the national second-class turtle in front of her, then looked at the Arctic fox, an alien species, her expression subtle.

The Xia Kingdom turtle looked at Xueqing in confusion, poking its head out to look around.

…………

"Wang wang wang——"

An Sheng and A-Bai left the shore and ran to the entrance of the village where Qiu Lingling parked.

A-Bai looked around, and after confirming there were no people or surveillance cameras nearby, let out a bark.

"Wang!"

Hearing A-Bai's command, the German Shepherd and Malinois, who were hiding in the truck, jumped out.

The German Shepherd and Malinois were carrying packages, their bodies agile as they landed on the ground, revealing a kind of heroic spirit that had been tested over time.

"Ao wu!"

A-Bai looked at Lord Fuli and nudged the package on the German Shepherd's back with his nose.

An Sheng stood up and walked over, opened the package on the German Shepherd dog, and saw a shotgun, an old AK with a classic skin, and a large amount of ammunition inside.

What surprised An Sheng even more was that there were even items in the package that looked like quick-loaders.

"A-Bai... you've gone too far! Where on earth did you get these things!" An Sheng looked at A-Bai, who was sitting on the ground with his long tongue hanging out, with a wooden expression.

"Borrowed from the house of a deceased old man." A-Bai's answer was the same as before; it was borrowed from the house of a deceased elderly person who lived alone.

"What kind of arms dealer grandpa is that!"

An Sheng complained with black lines on his face and looked at the luggage on the Malinois.

The luggage carried by the Malinois didn't have anything too outrageous, just four long-handled grenades and a set of beach clothes and sunglasses that were clearly meant for men.

"Island language?"

Looking at the text on the long-handled grenades, An Sheng raised his eyebrows, feeling as if he had vaguely guessed something.

Xia Kingdom used to be able to buy firearms, but he had never heard that they could buy grenades, let alone Japanese goods.

And A-Bai could find these things, and they were found in the ancestral house of a deceased old man.

An Sheng's mouth twitched, and he didn't dare to continue thinking about who the "elderly person living alone" A-Bai mentioned was.

That so-called elderly person living alone was probably an old man whose chest was hung with military medals that could serve as bulletproof vests.

"Ao wu——"

After confirming that there was no one around, A-Bai barked sneakily at the dogs around him. As the dogs gathered, A-Bai's form gradually began to change, turning back into a white wolf.

A-Bai crawled out from under the truck, imitated Lord Fuli's standing posture, opened the luggage on the Malinois, and took out the beach pants and the Hawaiian-style short-sleeved shirt to change into.

"Wang!"

A-Bai was full of joy, took the sunglasses from the luggage, put them on his head, raised his hand, held the edge of the truck's tail box, and shouted to Lord Fuli.

"Yes, yes, yes, not only handsome, but there probably isn't a dog in the whole village more flirtatious than you..."

Seeing A-Bai asking him about his taste in clothes, An Sheng rolled his eyes with black lines on his face.

Before shaving, A-Bai was still normal.

But for some reason, after shaving, An Sheng felt that A-Bai seemed to reveal a kind of flirtatious energy.

It was like Rambo in "First Blood," carrying a machine gun but wearing a pair of Patrick Star pants.

"Wang wang wang——"

Just as An Sheng was about to set off, a Chihuahua, who looked unremarkable, squeezed out of the dog group, barked at Lord Fuli, and spat out the car key it had been holding in its mouth onto the ground.

The car key had a GMC logo on it.

The Chihuahua jumped up, barked, and said it wanted to lead the way for Lord Fuli.

"Are you... a car thief?"

An Sheng looked at the Chihuahua, stunned.

The Chihuahua tilted its head, not quite understanding what Lord Fuli was saying.

Every time its master went out, he would randomly take a key from the drawer.

Now that it went out by itself, it learned from its master and took a key from the drawer.

Under the Chihuahua's guidance, the two hegemon spirit beasts, An Sheng and A-Bai, came to a large pickup truck with black paint and a US police logo on it.

The pickup truck's head was taller than a person, and it had an American-style interceptor bumper installed in front. The searchlight on the roof was even several times larger than An Sheng's head.

"..."

An Sheng looked at the large pickup truck, then looked at the supercars covered in dust in the garage, and then turned his head to the Chihuahua that was jumping around, pressing the car key.

"Du du——"

The GMC large pickup truck made an unlocking sound.

"Good guy! Your master is probably the richest man in this village, right? After buying the car and modifying it, he didn't even register it and just threw it in here to eat dust."

An Sheng admitted he was shocked, then released his three tails, rolled up a wooden stick on the ground, jumped up, pulled open the car door, and drilled into the driver's seat.

"Come on, dogs, help step on the gas and brake! A-Bai, get in the passenger seat. Today, the Master will teach you how to drive a big car!"

An Sheng said excitedly, patting the steering wheel.

The dogs heard Lord Fuli's shout, and those who could squeeze into the seats squeezed in; those who couldn't jumped into the truck bed.

A-Bai looked at the control dashboard, pondered, and twisted the knob that looked like a music button on a speedboat.

Amidst a burst of energetic music, An Sheng stood up and pulled the steering wheel, driving the car away.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 218 =====

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