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Chapter 224: Sean Solens

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"If you don't turn your ass's farting from a pathetic 'pfft' into a loud 'hah!' today, you think Fuli Lao Ye's reputation is all bluff?"

"Eye King, hammer the wedge into his ass!"

Fuli Lao Ye leaned on his used RPG, letting his tail coil around the rocket launcher of the king cobra, and slammed it hard, sending the RPG straight through the steel door of the anal surgery chief.

What kind of creature is this humanoid striped hyena?

An Sheng didn't know, but he was certain this guy was part of the poaching gang's leadership.

He might be similar to Feng Wenyu or Jin Wanlin—warriors who can use Spirit Granule potions to force their bodies into Spirit Transformation within a short time.

Although An Sheng didn't understand, that didn't stop him from summoning every spirit beast in the village to beat the thing to death.

Today, you dared to ambush me with C4.

If I don't stuff C4 up your ass, how will the world ever know Fuli Lao Ye is a kind-hearted man?

An Sheng carved out a three-bedroom, one-living-room, two-bathroom mansion right on the hyena's ass, then made the hyena carry all the leftover military gear himself.

After being beaten by the spirit beasts, the entire hyena was bloated, swollen-faced, bruised, lying among shattered rocks with glassy eyes and a soul-departed expression.

"Hello."

Seeing Fuli Lao Ye stop, Feng Wenyu—who had been guarding the forest—walked out slowly toward the hyena. Jin Wanlin picked up Jin Long Da Ye, whose cheek bore a punch and whose face was full of indignation.

Jin Wanlin stepped forward and placed Jin Long Da Ye in front of the humanoid hyena.

"Hmph!"

Jin Long Da Ye, his face still sour, lifted his claw and rested it on the hyena's shoulder.

As the golden claw settled on the hyena's shoulder, a crimson fluid rose from the grooves of Jin Long Da Ye's armored, scaled arm.

As the crimson fluid left, the hyena's body shrank, transforming into a human.

"Huh?"

Fuli Lao Ye, exhausted from punching, sat on a camping chair, drinking a cold cola he'd just pulled from the car's fridge.

But when An Sheng saw Jin Long Da Ye extract liquid from the hyena in such an otherworldly way, his face twisted in shock: "Holy shit! Is this the legendary Absorbing Star Technique?"

From An Sheng's perspective, he clearly saw Jin Long Da Ye's arm resting on the hyena—its skin and muscles withering, then the crimson fluid being sucked out by Jin Long.

After the crimson fluid was drawn out, it flowed along Jin Long Da Ye's armor to his mouth.

Jin Long Da Ye drank greedily, and the striped hyena finally became a foreigner with blond hair and blue eyes.

Seeing this, An Sheng forgot his cold cola and the unread message that had popped up in his wish list—he rushed over immediately.

"What? What do you want?" Jin Long Da Ye was startled, scrambling up Jin Wanlin's thigh to perch on his partner's shoulder, staring at Fuli Lao Ye, whose expression had turned strangely curious.

"What's there to want? I just want to see that water-sucking technique you just used." An Sheng also climbed up Jin Wanlin's thigh to peer at Jin Long Da Ye's lizard claw.

"What's so interesting? Haven't you ever seen interrogation?" Seeing Fuli Lao Ye, the flesh-to-saint, look curious and come ask him, Jin Long Da Ye puffed up with pride:

"This is our sand lizard's innate ability—originally used to collect dew and soil moisture in the desert. After our Spirit Transformation, it became 'Water Drawing,' allowing us to directly extract bodily fluids or other liquids from living beings."

Jin Long Da Ye, arrogant, raised his arm and pointed at the now-human hyena:

"I just drained his Spirit Granules. With a flick of my wrist, I turned him back to his original form, leaving him powerless before us."

Jin Long Da Ye's words contained some exaggeration.

But An Sheng understood the general meaning.

That ability—similar to the Absorbing Star Technique—was originally a specialized trait of sand lizards, used in arid regions to gather dew and soil moisture.

After Jin Long Da Ye's Spirit Transformation, this water-gathering ability evolved into a special power resembling the Absorbing Star Technique.

Any living being containing moisture that fell into Jin Long Da Ye's grasp would become a dried corpse within moments.

"If your ability's so awesome, why did you get punched by a cockroach?" An Sheng asked, stunned.

"Who got punched? That was a sneak attack!" Jin Long Da Ye's golden scale spines flushed red.

Jin Long wasn't lying to Fuli Lao Ye.

His species' specialized spiritual technique was indeed terrifying.

But…

It required him to catch his prey and keep his claw planted on it to activate.

That activation time was long enough for the black-chested cockroach to spin its four arms and land two or three hundred punches.

For seven-year-old Jin Long Da Ye, that black-chested cockroach—or rather, the entire muscle-mad Fuli Lao Ye family—were his absolute nightmare.

Who wants to grapple with you?

Grab, punch, fight over.

………………

While Fuli Lao Ye and Jin Long Da Ye discussed their species' specialized abilities,

Jin Wanlin directed staff to bring food and drink to the spirit beasts, then provide medical aid to the poaching gang members and transport them to the lumberjack-designated third-party accommodations.

The lumberjacks had limited funds and no prison for ordinary criminals.

For these ordinary offenders, the lumberjacks typically relied on local private enterprises for detention.

For example, the entertainment city controlled by Golden Needle Hedgehog.

Local private enterprises were always eager and helpful, willingly making space for these criminals.

The enterprises were kind; the criminals cooperated.

"Tell us your name. You don't want your defeat CG video bought and promoted on the dark web, YouTube, and Facebook, do you? After all… in today's information age, your video might just get recommended to your family."

"Imagine: you earned money for them, and now they spend your hard-earned cash living in luxury neighborhoods, enjoying the rights granted by Longevity Club Enterprises—only to have it all ruined by your video."

"They'll hate you."

"Your wife will leave you, take your hard-won wealth, and keep a muscle-bound lover—then file a restraining order to block you from seeing any children you might have, forcing you to pay child support every month."

"She'll ride on some beefy guy's ass, sucking him off, then beat your kid."

"All paid for by you."

Feng Wenyu turned his back to Jin Wanlin, slipped on a pair of white medical rubber gloves, and recorded the now-human hyena—naked, with special focus on his ass, now carved into a mansion.

"A real man—"

"—your ass really can hold a lot!" Feng Wenyu smirked at the hyena: "Think better yet? Ready to give your name and details?"

"If not, I'll upload the video to the dark web and notify your colleagues."

"." The hyena, face filled with despair, stared at Feng Wenyu, who whispered like a demon:

"You'll die a miserable death! You'll go to hell for this! I demand prisoner-of-war treatment!"

"I'm uploading."

"I—I'm Sean Solens!" the hyena screamed in despair.

He had a family, a wife, children.

The future Feng Wenyu painted was a true earthly hell.

His wife using his money to keep a muscle-bound lover, riding his ass like a saddle.

Just imagining it made Sean go mad.

Even Satan couldn't be worse.

(End of Chapter)

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