Chapter 23: Lord Fu Li

"Ying-ying-ying—"

Seeing Lin Ying about to faint from pain, he hurriedly searched on his phone for how to relieve dysmenorrhea.

If he couldn't speak human language, at this moment, An Sheng would have already called an ambulance for Lin Ying.

As a single dog for two lives, and having taken physiological health classes in the classroom, although An Sheng knew that girls have a menstrual period every month, the book didn't say dysmenorrhea was so scary!

Seeing someone in so much pain from dysmenorrhea that they were about to faint for the first time brought a huge shock to An Sheng's little heart.

"First is warmth, hot compress on both sides of the lower abdomen, it is best to make the patient's body slightly feverish..."

"And, gently press and rub the spasm area," An Sheng looked at the tutorial on the video with a face full of contemplation, and a look of sudden realization appeared on his little fox face: "I understand!"

After browsing the tutorial, An Sheng first opened the door leading to the balcony beside the big bed, letting the cold air dissipate.

Lin Ying's air conditioning is particularly outrageous, as if it were an ice cellar Lin Ying secretly built for herself.

Every time An Sheng left, he would adjust the air conditioning from sixteen degrees to twenty-three degrees before heading out. However, when he came back the next day to mooch a meal, the air conditioning would be back at sixteen degrees.

As the cold air drifted out, the heat wave with moisture from the outside rushed in, and the temperature in the room gradually rose.

After An Sheng opened the doors and windows, he ran to the first floor, picked up a bucket, and put hot water in the second-floor bathroom.

How to make the human body heat up quickly, besides curling up in the quilt to watch adult stuff, what An Sheng could think of was soaking feet in hot water in winter to accelerate blood circulation.

"Hua-la-la—"

In a burst of water sounds, the water in the bucket gradually reached the point of overflowing. An Sheng stood up, placed his two little claws on the bucket, and exerted force with his hind limbs to push the warm water bucket to the bedside in Lin Ying's room.

As for the fact that water spilled on the ground during the process of pushing the bucket.

An Sheng didn't care; he would just wipe it later.

"Ying-ying?"

An Sheng jumped up and patted Lin Ying. Due to the gradual rise in room temperature, her complexion improved slightly, but it was still pale with a hint of blue, and she couldn't speak.

"Ying-ying-ying—"

An Sheng sighed, burrowed into the quilt, grabbed Lin Ying's cold ankles with his two claws, and directly dragged her to turn a circle on the bed, so that she could lie on the bed, but both feet were soaked in warm water.

An Sheng poked his head out of the quilt, picked up the phone, shrank back into the quilt, downloaded a phone benchmarking software for Lin Ying's phone, and started testing, then placed the phone on Lin Ying's lower abdomen.

"At this time, it still has to be a fruit phone..."

Seeing the phone temperature rise, An Sheng, who was performing a kneading technique to relieve Lin Ying's spasms, secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

Currently, there are no warm babies. What can heat up quickly without hurting people? What An Sheng could think of was only the phone that was heating up from benchmarking.

Five minutes later.

Lin Ying's body temperature gradually rose, and there was no cold sweat or cold feeling on her arms.

Her cheeks gradually became rosy, no longer pale, and An Sheng couldn't help but breathe a long sigh of relief.

In the quilt, An Sheng lay across Lin Ying's lower abdomen to keep Lin Ying warm with his body temperature.

Most fox body temperatures are slightly higher than human body temperature.

The phone had already been transferred from the lower abdomen to the bed, and the shopping APP was opened. An Sheng lay on Lin Ying's abdomen, dangling his little legs to browse the shopping platform, and put whatever he liked into the shopping cart.

Among them, An Sheng purchased a large amount of glue, from ordinary super glue to casting glue that claims to be able to glue an aircraft carrier.

An Sheng also bought herring cans.

But seeing the price of the herring cans, An Sheng couldn't help but gasp.

A herring can actually sells for over three hundred.

However, there is an explanation on the online store that the three-hundred-yuan herring cans are properly for human consumption.

The one-hundred-yuan herring cans are already bloated, fermented, and spoiled and cannot be eaten. They are usually bought by internet celebrities for messing around, and it is not recommended for ordinary consumers to choose the special products for messing around in the store.

An Sheng thought about it and bought three bloated ones.

However, An Sheng was only focused on messing around and didn't think at all about how much psychological shadow three cans of spoiled herring cans would bring to his little fox life cycle.

"Gu-gu-gu"

Just as An Sheng was shopping online, Lin Ying's stomach suddenly made a bowel sound. An Sheng was stunned, raised his arm to support the quilt, and through the high mountain canyon, met Lin Ying's open eyes.

An Sheng raised his chin and greeted her.

Lin Ying nodded silently, covered the quilt, and applied the fox-brand warm baby.

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About half an hour later, An Sheng, who had washed away all his fatigue in Lin Ying's house, followed the door and returned to Yu Xueqing's bed to sleep soundly with his limbs spread out.

"Pa—"

An Sheng, who had just fallen asleep for a while, suddenly felt someone patting his belly.

An Sheng opened his eyes and saw Yu Xueqing, who had already changed her clothes, lying on the bed, rubbing his belly with a smile, looking very happy.

"Ying?"

*'Master~ Fox wants to sleep...'*

An Sheng asked Yu Xueqing what happy event there was, waking himself up early in the morning, and he didn't have an early class.

But the fox's words of doubt, when translated by Yu Xueqing's machine translation ability, turned into a soft, coquettish, super-pinched maid voice.

"Hehe, little An, wake up, time to mooch a meal!" Yu Xueqing looked at the little fox with a face full of joy, resting her cheek directly on the fox's chest, rubbing back and forth, her expression gradually revealing a hint of enjoyment.

Xiao An's white fur, for some reason, was exceptionally fluffy and soft, just like a silk velvet cake with fruit fragrance, very comfortable, and she never got tired of rubbing it.

"Eat where? I just came back full..." An Sheng sat up straight, smacked his lips, subconsciously yawned, and asked Yu Xueqing.

"That's something good you haven't eaten before!"

Yu Xueqing smiled brightly, picked up the little fox who was sleeping in a daze, and went to the bathroom to tidy up.

The fox lay in the washbasin, just right for one basin. Yu Xueqing took out the scissors for trimming pet foot hair and trimmed the foot hair between An Sheng's four little toes.

Xiao An seemed to have a slight quirk, very much liking to keep his pads clean and slippery.

Yu Xueqing didn't know why, but since the fox liked it, she didn't feel it was troublesome.

"Xiao An, don't move, there are a few stray hairs here." After Yu Xueqing finished trimming the foot hair, suddenly, under the sunlight, she found a few particularly eye-catching black stray hairs on An Sheng's belly.

An Sheng was all white, only his eyes, nose tip, and pads were black...

Hmm, and that black bullseye on his belly.

"Ka-cha—"

Yu Xueqing was happy to see the stray hairs and cut them with scissors.

An Sheng, who was originally sleeping in a daze, opened his eyes wide, looking like he had been struck by lightning.

"Aqing, you..."

Hearing the fox's exclamation, Yu Xueqing was stunned and looked confused: "Can't that be cut?"

A moment later, An Sheng, who had brushed his teeth, didn't go to the toilet in the house for the first time, but ran out of the house.

An Sheng was full of sadness, spreading his hind legs on the dried-up flower bed in the self-built house courtyard.

The water flow that should have been a straight line, for some reason, became a sprinkler with limbs spread out.

If An Sheng didn't have two points of strength in his waist and abdomen, the water path that split into eight branches might have splashed onto An Sheng's belly fur.

"..."

Looking at the fox's sprinkler, Yu Xueqing's expression was very complex and guilty. She had just checked on her phone what the stray hairs on the fox's belly were.

That commonly known stray hair has an easy-to-understand common name in the animal science world: urinary guide hair.

With it, the fox can pee eight feet against the wind.

Without it, the fox will get a sprinkler.

"Aqing, are you ready? The village chief is already outside our house."

Yu Zhenghong's voice came from the living room, reaching the ears of Yu Xueqing, who had a complex expression in the bedroom.

The only good news is that the fox's stray hairs will grow back in a few days.

The bad news is that for these few days, the fox will have to carry a sprinkler with him.

"Oh, coming, Dad!" Yu Xueqing covered her face; she swore she would never be "hand-itchy" again.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 24 =====