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Chapter 25: The Morning of Gao Feng Consulting Company (Seeking collection, seeking follow-up reading)

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"Kuang-dang kuang-dang—"

Gao Feng's angry cursing, besides the sharp-eared little fox, no one else could hear, but the sound of Gao Feng kicking the rolling shutter door "kuang-kuang" could be heard throughout the street, including in the Sixi Tea House.

When there was excitement to watch, the families who were originally drinking tea and eating pastries in the tea house subconsciously looked sideways, wanting to see what happened on the street.

But it was a pity that Gao Feng had already retreated to the new Porsche with a temporary license plate, frantically dialing phones to notify all employees to return to defense.

Yu Xueqing held An Sheng and stood on the balcony with her dad and mom to look out, but didn't see anything.

It's just that Yu Zhenghong snorted when he saw the sign of Gao Feng Consulting Company, and his face was a bit smelly.

And An Sheng's mouth curled slightly, and a strange smile also appeared on Chen Fengshui's cheeks.

Obviously, both of them knew who the guy who just kicked the rolling shutter door "kuang-kuang" was.

Everyone watched for a while, and didn't see anything to watch, so they returned to their seats to order food.

"Ying-ying-ying—"

An Sheng approached Yu Xueqing's side, and his eyes looked at the menu.

The morning tea culture of the Xia Dong and Xia Nan regions, An Sheng had already appreciated in his past life; it is said to be drinking tea and eating pastries.

But for the people here, drinking morning tea actually belongs to a social activity with the family as a unit.

An Sheng likes to show off food in the morning, but he has some rejection of the morning tea culture.

Anyone who has done business in the Xia Dong and Xia Nan regions knows that business here is very pragmatic. How pragmatic is it?

Let's put it this way: small businesses are done together, everyone makes money together, and a little profit is fine to let go.

Business here doesn't talk about vanity, but if it involves a slightly larger amount of money, especially for individual businesses, you need to bring your family members to attend a meal together.

They won't look at you; they will look at your family, and children belong to the key observation objects.

Adults will say one thing and mean another, but children are hard to hide, and you can see the character of the adults from their upbringing.

For bachelors, people here will be vigilant, and for loners, they will be extremely vigilant.

The whole family sacrifices to heaven, and the magic power is boundless.

Roll and run, no one can be found.

An Sheng had tasted the morning tea social, and felt very egg-hurting about the genealogy-checking eyes of business partners.

*I'm just working a job, my two meals and two places of rent can't be free, getting married and having children, isn't that just adding trouble to my already unhappy life? *

An Sheng used to hate morning tea socials.

But now...

"Ying-ying-ying—"

*Aqing, hurry! The shrimp dumplings are going to be gone! *

An Sheng supported his forelimbs on the table, stood up, and pointed to the shrimp dumplings on the table with an urgent look.

A cage of shrimp dumplings is three, and although three cages were just ordered, only two cages have been served now.

An Sheng's strategy is to strike first, show off the two cages of shrimp dumplings on the table, and then go to occupy the next cage.

"Xiao An, don't be anxious..."

Yu Xueqing chewed the char siu bun in her mouth, responded vaguely, picked up her chopsticks, and placed a shrimp dumpling on An Sheng's plate.

*Show it in my mouth! *

An Sheng looked happy and ate heartily.

The tea snacks of Sixi Tea House, An Sheng ate, and knew they belonged to ordinary pre-made products.

But free things are always delicious.

Just like An Sheng's colleague in his past life, who said with a deep face: "I don't smoke Lotus cigarettes, because Lotus comes with metaphysical characteristics. The ones you buy yourself can never smoke the lotus fragrance of Lotus."

Saying that, he dismantled the Lotus cigarettes An Sheng prepared to send to customers.

The whole office sighed, free is indeed the most fragrant.

Then

There was smoke but no lighter in the office, a room full of monkeys, chirping and wanting to find something to light a fire.

But An Sheng knew that they just liked the "inch-stop" challenge of having smoke but no lighter.

……………

Compared to the harmonious atmosphere of the family dinner in Sixi Tea House, where two families were happily showing off food.

In Gao Feng Smart Consulting Company, it was gloomy.

After the locksmith dismantled the door lock, what came into view was the messy front desk.

The water bar behind the frosted glass partition and the public area were like a mess of the Jin-Northwest.

Gao Feng looked at it and his heart stopped. He didn't dare to imagine what the second and third floors were like.

"Holy crap! My red-label Geisha coffee beans!"

Gao Feng's heart was suddenly shocked, but the dozen or so employees couldn't help but sink.

The company has a water bar, but it doesn't provide drinks. Employees have to bring what they want to drink.

An employee of Gao Feng Consulting ran to the bar behind the glass partition with tears in his eyes. He saw a very familiar coffee packaging bag and a large pot of soil.

The fortune tree in the company was gone, and the flower pot where the fortune tree was planted was full of red-label coffee beans.

"I fuck! There's milk in my tea canister!" Another employee ran to the water bar and saw his black tea canister intact, originally feeling a bit lucky.

However, the moment he picked it up, he felt the weight was very wrong; inside... it was like there was water.

Water...

It's okay, even if someone poured water in, the tea leaves inside could still be used to boil tea eggs.

When he lifted the tea canister lid and saw the sweet milk inside, his whole person was struck by lightning.

*I fuck... two thousand three per jin of tea leaves, actually used by someone to make milk tea! *

"Deng-deng-deng"

The person struck by lightning backed up a few steps, leaned on the bar, his eyes red, and panted heavily.

His monthly salary was only four thousand, and this canister of tea leaves was originally used for gifting, but now it had become milk tea.

"..."

Seeing the miserable state on the first floor, the consulting company employees who mainly worked on the second floor rushed up.

The computer screens were neat and tidy, with no major problems.

But they looked sideways and saw all the computer peripherals either thrown on the ground or hanging in mid-air, just like old birthday stars hanging themselves.

Potted plants, documents, and water cups on the desktop all fell to the ground by themselves.

"My account book! Wah—" The accountant returned to her office, saw some intact, and a trace of luck arose in her heart.

When she touched the account book and felt a sticky feeling, her heart sank, and the hand feel was very much like something her boyfriend had hit.

She endured the nausea and wanted to open the account book to check the bookkeeping inside.

But as soon as she turned it, the whole account book was flipped up by her just-now action.

The accountant's expression of disgust gradually faded. She seemed to realize what the sticky thing in the account book was, and her face suddenly turned pale, trying to pry it open.

The account book was full of white glue!

The company's financial account book was full of glue!

"Wah—" The accountant's crying sound was super loud, and the sound of collapse and crying resounded through the street.

"Dong—"

Just when the accountant and the cashier were crying to death, a muffled sound suddenly came from the office, and the whole building shook.

A broad-shouldered man lay in the restroom with a sluggish expression, and some yellow liquid gushed out of his crotch.

He rushed to the company too urgently, and the first bubble of the morning had been held in his bladder all along.

He walked into the restroom, his feet slipped, his bladder suffered a violent impact, and the gate could no longer be closed.

There was hand sanitizer on the restroom floor...

Super slippery.

The other colleagues who heard the movement subconsciously wanted to run to the restroom to see what happened.

Then, the Calabash Brothers started saving their grandfather.

In a series of muffled sounds, someone finally discovered the water stains in front of the restroom, which were a bit yellow.

"Fuck! There's a urine smell in the hand sanitizer!"

"There's urine in the water! Woo-woo-woo—" One person who fell to the ground face down, with a crying voice, roared in front of the restroom.

Gao Feng had a sluggish expression and walked to the third-floor office with heavy steps.

The door of his office had been pried open.

"I fuck..." Gao Feng seemed unable to believe it, and cursed in a low voice.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 26 =====

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