Chapter 275: You Drank It First, Even Though Yu Xueqing Didn

"The Way of Medicine is vast and profound, but now it has been tainted by quacks. I have come forth not for fame or profit, but to spread the truth—to clear the name of Traditional Chinese Medicine, crush Western medicine, and restore the honor of our ancient Qin people!"

Professor Ge, feigning casualness as he revealed his supernatural aura, spoke with a booming voice and full breath.

Among the nearly fifty people present, not one noticed a white fox outside the banquet hall window, lifting its paw and pressing it against the glass—just a light swipe left a scratch.

The little fox raised its paw and pushed inward; the circular pane of glass fell onto the carpet, and cold air rushed out of the room.

An Sheng slipped through the broken glass, snatching up the jade ruyi displayed on the shelf by the window.

"Ying ying ying."

The little fox, jade ruyi in mouth, strolled lazily up the stage steps, climbed onto the theater platform, and called out to Professor Ge, who was loudly lecturing.

"Fox? Fox Grandpa with a jade ruyi in his mouth?"

A white fox trotting onto the stage might go unnoticed elsewhere, but in Chang’an, the effect was explosive.

Chang’an, steeped in history, had long featured fox spirits in Tang dynasty tales like "The Tale of Ren," where one of the protagonists was a fox maiden, and later in "Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio," which vividly depicted countless fox immortals.

Ancient scholars, upon seeing a beautiful fox, would have gladly transformed into a lover of art, unleashing their inner Cthulhu.

In Chang’an, scattered fox spirit temples and Fox Grandpa shrines still existed.

Seeing the pure white, fluffy fox, jade ruyi in mouth, stepping onto the stage with tender, longing eyes fixed on Professor Ge—

Simply—

Simply a divine omen bringing blessings, a heavenly mandate bestowed upon this very person!

"It’s Fox Grandpa bringing blessings!"

"Hu San Taiye!"

The middle-aged and elderly audience members, who had been listening quietly, erupted in commotion; some elders influenced by the Baojia Xian cult, upon seeing the creature’s lower abdomen, cried out: "Hu San Taiye!"

"Fox?"

Professor Ge froze at the sight of the fox, his face filled with confusion. He muttered inwardly: "There wasn’t this part in the rehearsal, was there? Could Xiao Wu and the others have added their own stunt again? Honestly, the effect is pretty good."

"Heh, they even brought out divine omens! I really deserve that Lamborghini!"

Behind the stage, Xiao Wu and the others were equally stunned by the fox’s appearance—but seeing Professor Ge walk toward it with calm confidence, they assumed he’d improvised for dramatic effect and stayed silent.

"Ying ying ying—"

The little fox sat upright, placing the jade ruyi in its arm, smiling warmly, and waved at the approaching Professor Ge.

Under the gaze of the audience and backstage staff, Professor Ge crouched down, extending a hand to grasp the jade ruyi in the fox’s arms.

But in that instant, something strange happened—the little fox suddenly stood on its hind legs, grabbed Professor Ge’s collar, opened its mouth, and spoke in a childlike voice:

"You’re the new honorary president of the Emerging Agricultural Academy here in Chang’an, right? The toughest double-flower red stick, aren’t you?"

As Fox Grandpa reached out, the jade ruyi naturally slipped into his right hand, then swung upward in a single strike, smashing directly into Professor Ge’s groin with a dull, heavy thud.

"Ooooh—"

Professor Ge, clutching his collar, had no time to react—his renzhong struck hard—let out a piercing scream, collapsed from a crouch to his knees, and clutched his crotch in agonized wailing.

"Everyone sit down!"

"Eat, drink, carry on! Fox Immortal seeking vengeance! Stay in your seats! This is a bloody showdown—blades don’t care who you are! If you stand up to meddle, check your medical insurance balance!"

The sudden chaos startled the backstage staff and audience members into rising.

Fox Grandpa raised the jade ruyi and slammed it hard onto the stage—the solidified Xiuyu jade shattered instantly into dust, and the entire metal-framed stage twisted and slanted from the point of impact.

"Boom—"

Not only did the stage tremble, but the entire banquet hall, hundreds of square meters, echoed with thunder, and doors and windows shuddered violently.

As if an invisible force surged outward from Fox Grandpa’s body.

"Gul—"

The middle-aged and elderly who had risen in alarm, when pointed at by Fox Grandpa’s finger, immediately sat back down, meek and obedient.

Behind the stage, Xiao Wu and the others, seeing the stage nearly collapse, dared not move to rescue him—they shrank back into hiding.

"Didn’t your Emerging Agricultural Academy claim you were going to eradicate Fox Grandpa completely?"

"So this is all you’ve got? Is this the extent of your skills, you so-called ‘double-flower red stick’ of the Emerging Agricultural Academy?"

With one roar, he silenced the chaos, ensuring the elderly wouldn’t get hurt running around. An Sheng turned to Professor Ge, sprawled on the ground clutching his groin, and stood upright with a grim, vengeful expression, shouting:

As Fox Grandpa spoke, he actually walked to the fruit platter area by the hall, pulled out from beneath the cabinet a curved watermelon knife used for slicing melons.

Seeing the glint of the blade, the elderly instantly shifted from sitting to crouching on the floor, gripping the backs of their chairs tightly in front of them.

"Fox Grandpa will slice your balls off, and turn you into minced meat!"

"Misunderstanding!"

Seeing the fox charging with a knife, Professor Ge panicked, completely lost, stumbling backward, clutching his groin, his soul nearly fleeing—he cried out:

"Grandpa, you’ve got the wrong man! I believe in Jesus—I failed the political review! I’m just a layabout, not your so-called honorary president of the Emerging Agricultural Academy!"

"Grandpa… you’re cutting the wrong person!"

The gleaming knife was right before his eyes—Ge Qiang no longer cared about supercars—he shouted at the top of his lungs: "You’ve got the wrong guy!"

After all—

Humans killing humans is illegal.

But damn it—demons killing humans? The law doesn’t even mention it!

"Huh? You say you’re not? I heard you guys shouting ‘Emerging Agricultural Academy president’ while I was robbing the street!"

Fox Grandpa grabbed Ge Qiang’s collar and pointed the watermelon knife toward the audience.

The elderly hiding behind their chairs, seeing the gleaming blade, nodded in perfect unison.

Fox Grandpa swung his long knife toward Xiao Wu and the others, who had peeked out from behind the stage.

Xiao Wu stiffened, then nodded frantically: "Professor Ge really is the president of the Emerging Agricultural Academy!"

"The old folks say you are, even your own subordinates say you are—only you deny it? How is Fox Grandpa supposed to believe you?"

Whether or not Professor Ge was the honorary president, An Sheng had already confirmed it the moment the jade ruyi struck his renzhong.

Wang Qiqi had said the honorary president was the toughest double-flower red stick in the Nongke Academy.

If someone’s called a double-flower red stick, shouldn’t they be stronger than Feng Wenyu?

Even if they weren’t strong themselves, shouldn’t they at least have a super-tier spirit beast like Jin Qianbao?

According to An Sheng’s observation, this guy’s strength barely reached two-thirds of Yu Xueqing’s.

If he can’t even beat an angry Yu Xueqing, how could he possibly be honorary president?!

But—

Whether or not he’s president doesn’t matter—what matters is that he must confess in front of everyone that he’s not a president at all—he’s just a scammer!

Having dealt with the elderly,

An Sheng still had a debt to settle with him.

Where did he get the spirit-grain serum? Even Yu Xueqing hasn’t drunk it yet to become a little fox-girl—and this conman got to drink it first?

(End of Chapter)