[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent":3,"chapter-the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-286":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","The Fox Has No Malicious Intent",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2340739,4575,"Chapter 286: Leave of Absence, Caught in a Bind","the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-286",286,"\u003Cp>Leave of Absence, Caught in a Bind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Leave of Absence, Caught in a Bind.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...Forced to take a day off.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This leave is due to personal reasons; although I’d rather not say why, I’m worried about misunderstandings.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s just\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yesterday, I bought two pieces of cod at the supermarket, and after eating them, I thought they were quite good.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The only problem was, that stuff wasn’t cod.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was oilfish.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You only find out what it really is after you’ve eaten it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I urge all readers, even if you see cod in a proper supermarket, never trust it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Otherwise\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>You really will leak oil from your ass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>By the way, with this much oil, won’t the mold just grow straight onto my butt?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Enough said—I’m going back to sit on the toilet.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",135,"2026-06-20T23:19:16.948Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","84735899fe9e697653c084c41890fef20d8affbb7ff45691fc70846898b83205","the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-287","the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-285",354,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthe-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-cover.jpg"]