Chapter 294: Down with humans! The world belongs to the foxes!

"Mutton soup with pita bread, no pita bread, thank you..."

Seeing Yu Xueqing and the others eating mutton soup with pita bread, An Sheng was actually quite interested, especially when he saw them putting that super fragrant chili oil into the pita bread.

But considering that it was inconvenient for him to wipe his butt when he pooped, An Sheng could only sigh long and ordered a dish.

"Boss, trouble with a packing box, pack me a mutton soup with pita bread, no pita bread..." Yu Xueqing heard Xiaoan say what he wanted to eat and said to the boss.

"Alright, mutton soup with pita bread, no..." The boss, who was busy in the bright kitchen, subconsciously agreed, but halfway through, the spoon he was preparing to scoop the soup with froze in mid-air:

"Mutton soup with pita bread, no pita bread, wouldn't that just be mutton in water? Can't you just honestly order a bowl of mutton in water?" The boss complained in his heart, silently served the mutton in water.

Mutton in water also has pita bread, but the pita bread for mutton in water can be eaten or not, and doesn't need to be broken into pieces.

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"Wuwu—the tickets for the Everlasting Regret performance are gone." Ling Ren looked at the phone interface showing sold out and said to everyone: "The tickets for the Everlasting Regret performance come with tickets for Huaqing Pool, the discount is quite large, and now it seems you need to grab tickets..."

"Why don't we go to the Hanfu experience hall first, experience Hanfu, and take pictures first?"

When Ling Ren was speaking, her gaze subconsciously looked at Mo Yiqing and Tang You, pursing her lips imperceptibly.

"Hmm... I want to choose a red one; today's incident scared me, I have to suppress it." Yu Xueqing asked Ling Ren.

"There are red ones, let's go over first!" Led by Ling Ren, everyone went to the Hanfu experience hall.

Ling Ren didn't choose to change into Hanfu, but sat beside the little fox with a face full of honesty.

"Ying?"

An Sheng looked at Ling Ren with a strange expression.

And Ling Ren touched the little fox's head.

Waiting for a while, the makeup artist finished the makeup for the three and they came out in Hanfu; Ling Ren's eyes lit up, and she hurriedly said to Mo Yiqing: "Wow, super beautiful, you have all changed into clothes now, here is the little fox for you, it's my turn to change clothes..."

"Eh, no, Momo, your belt seems a bit crooked; let me straighten it for you."

Ling Ren went up with a face full of surprise and helped Mo Yiqing tidy up the belt around her waist.

"Momo, your waist is so thin~ your hands are so cold."

"Get lost!"

"Alright..."

Witnessing Ling Ren jumping around Mo Yiqing and finally getting a "Get lost," An Sheng had black lines all over his face.

Clearly, Mo Yiqing, who was experienced in society, knew the true colors of her roommate Ling Ren.

"Hehehe... Xiaoan, come and see my set."

Yu Xueqing changed into Hanfu and walked out; her Hanfu clearly tended toward the Wei-Jin style wide-sleeved skirt, with red as the base, black trim on the collar and cuffs, and golden patterns embroidered in the black trim.

"Hmm, this red of yours is quite pleasing to the eye." An Sheng looked at Yu Xueqing spinning in front of him; he liked the red on Yu Xueqing very much, but for a moment, he couldn't think of how to describe that low-saturation red.

An Sheng thought for a moment and showed a sudden realization:

"Right! Cochineal red! Yu Xueqing, your cochineal red clothes are quite good-looking."

And the little fox's praise fell into Yu Xueqing's ears:

"Ying ying! Master, Master, why did you put on a layer of insect skin from a cactus, it's quite good-looking."

"..."

Yu Xueqing's expression stiffened upon hearing this, and she immediately squatted down angrily, rubbing the little fox's cheeks:

"It's cochineal red, not that I skinned a cactus insect and wrapped it on my body. The shopkeeper said that rented Hanfu cannot hold Lord Fuli; this set of clothes cost me over five hundred, it has to look good even if it doesn't."

"I said it looked good, is there a ghost in your brain's translator?" An Sheng, whose cheeks were being rubbed by Yu Xueqing, said vaguely: "Or, I'll shamelessly go and beg Wang Qiqi to borrow two bottles of spirit grain potion to update your software version."

Although An Sheng complained like this, he wasn't really prepared to borrow it.

Yu Xueqing's innate translation was clearly more advanced than that of the lumberjacks.

Yu Xueqing's translation belonged to all channels and global communication, while the lumberjacks' translation could only target a single subject.

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The name of Chang'an Bu Ye Cheng is just as its name suggests; there are occasional traffic jams at eleven o'clock at night.

Mo Yiqing, wearing Hanfu, drove the car and greeted the ancestors of the traffic lights for eight generations.

"Damn it! It's still jammed at eleven o'clock; in ancient times, soldiers in siege battles would have rested, and the cavalry squad raiding the baggage train would be waiting for red lights now, right!"

"Move! The red light here starts at 99+! Even the lewd pictures in the group don't dare to be 99+, but the road administration dares! They aren't afraid of being scolded for eighteen generations of ancestors!"

The cold fairy wearing Hanfu kept scolding her mother in the driver's seat.

An Sheng showed an expression of amazement and complained:

"I can also be considered to know why Momo, who likes to play muscle cars, changed those high-horsepower muscle cars to electric cars after coming to Chang'an..."

"Being stuck on the road is already irritable, and listening to the V8's gurgling makes people even angrier."

"It still has to be an electric car, quiet, and the air conditioning is enough."

Coming here was a traffic jam entering the city, and going home was just in time for the dispersal time; they were stuck for half an hour before everyone returned to the 【Fox Kingdom Hotel】.

Mo Yiqing's face was as black as ink; she glanced at the new car she had just picked up today and turned to walk toward the hotel.

"Cousin! Get two electric scooters and four cute girls' helmets!"

"Damn it, a ten-minute journey was stuck on the road for half an hour; it made my crotch smoke."

"Irritating! Do you know that feeling? Clearly the goddess agreed to open a room, but damn, she wore hundreds of pieces on her body, making me peel them off one by one like peeling corn."

"Hahaha..." Mo Shengjie laughed.

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Returning to the hotel, everyone didn't return to the suite to take a bath; Tang You waved her hand, bought tickets, and went directly to the bathhouse of 【Fox Kingdom Hotel】 to be carefree.

An Sheng's eyes lit up; although he could be considered to have traveled north and south in his previous life, when it came to bathing, it really didn't have much to do with him.

The northern tea area is relatively small, and An Sheng didn't run to the north much, basically running to the south.

"Sorry, foxes are not allowed..."

"But we have pet storage here."

The bathhouse is open twenty-four hours, but the bathhouse's target customers do not include foxes.

The receptionist at the bathhouse looked at the little fox, and Lord Fuli stared at each other at the front desk.

"Ying ying~ ying!"

Just as Lord Fuli was preparing to flip the table and drain the water in the hotel's bathhouse pool.

A chirping sound came, and a gray-black hairless fox walked out from the next room and said to An Sheng:

"Brother! That side is not our fox family's; they are renting the hotel room to open a bathhouse."

"Come to our side! That side is full of human oppression of our fox foxes, which is very scary."

"Ying?"

An Sheng looked at the hairless fox that walked out, didn't care about its wording, but asked it with a face full of astonishment: "Brother... what is your background?"

"Me? I'm an arctic fox!"

"Arctic... arctic fox?" An Sheng gasped.

(End of chapter) ===== CHAPTER 295 =====