Chapter 30: Eat the Cold-Brewed Yogurt I Fed You (Request Monthly Tickets)

"Since it's come to this, let's cook for Xiao An first!"

After the live stream was banned, Yu Xueqing hugged the little fox, absorbed some yang energy to restore her vitality, and then went to the kitchen to cook dinner for Xiao An.

The fox’s diet is extremely simple: every morning, she buys ten pieces of pork from the butcher at the market, has him slice them, and then just blanches them at home.

If you have an induction cooker, use it; if not, you can just use a kettle to blanch the meat.

Yu Xueqing was busy in the kitchen, while An Sheng jumped onto the live-streaming desk, wondering what kind of stunt Yu Xueqing might pull next.

But after a quick glance, An Sheng didn’t see anything that could possibly violate any rules.

A dark phenolic resin tea tray, a set of glass tea ware ideal for observing tea color, a smartphone for streaming, and another phone for monitoring comments and surveillance.

Can Yu Xueqing really perform eating a buffet during her live stream?

An Sheng gave the kitchen a strange look.

Since nothing was obvious on the desk, An Sheng could open the wish list in his mind to check whether Yu Xueqing had made any wishes during his nap.

An Sheng opened the wish list and automatically skipped all the illegal, get-rich-quick, or love-related wishes.

Love wishes? Impossible.

The only way An Sheng could quickly fulfill someone’s dream of sudden wealth was to sneak out at night, find a fully insured luxury car, and gently nudge the wisher into oblivion.

【I hope the live stream goes smoothly—I’m not good at talking and I’m afraid I won’t be able to sell anything—Yu Xueqing felt anxious before starting her live commerce stream, worried she’d face online harassment for being inarticulate.】

【Wish fulfilled: Kulun Fragment (You don’t need to speak—no one can simultaneously possess a brand-new Kulun and self-doubt.)】

An Sheng: “...”

I was just blowing smoke at Lin Ying, but Yu Xueqing actually dared to wish for the Kulun!

My little fox butt probably couldn’t shake out this much cash even if I strapped an electric motor to it—should I sign you up for a “wiggling hand” class later?

【Those evil middlemen, please don’t discover I’m serving in my father’s place—Dad’s still recovering, and if he finds out those middlemen are disrupting my live stream, Yu Xueqing sighed inwardly, terrified of them.】

【Wish fulfilled: Plum Blossoms Bloom Twice (Ancient King Liu visited three times to recruit Zhuge Liang; today, the little fox visited Peak Consulting three times and softened the villains with love.)】

“Well, well.”

An Sheng internally exclaimed “Well, well!” upon seeing the updated task.

Empress Xueqing delivered a single punch, severing eternity—Peak Consulting was utterly erased.

“Ying ying ying—”

After seeing the task, An Sheng happily squeaked on the desk.

No brainpower needed, no money spent, no need to strap on a drum magazine or charge through the streets with a Tommy gun—An Sheng loved this task.

“Master, master~ The fox loves you, loves you so much! Little fox is so worried you’ll get hurt while hunting!”

An Sheng’s squeaking from the living room reached Yu Xueqing’s ears, translated by the system as “tea and moonlight.”

Hearing this, Yu Xueqing’s heart bloomed with joy, immediately adding two big scoops to the fox’s bowl—her feeding standards were nearly approaching the “last meal before execution” level of ancient times.

When Yu Xueqing emerged, An Sheng’s ceramic bowl contained not only the usual pork, but was completely topped with plain yak jerky and sea shrimp from Beihai, and even layered with cold-brewed yogurt on top.

“What the hell? Are we celebrating Little New Year today?” An Sheng exclaimed, stunned by the feast, and asked Yu Xueqing what was going on.

“Hehe, today’s hunt was super successful!” Yu Xueqing flexed her arm muscles and lied to the fox.

After placing An Sheng’s food bowl down, Yu Xueqing didn’t forget to record a short video of him.

Mo Yiqing’s snacks aren’t given for free.

Mo Yiqing specifically asked Yu Xueqing to record a video of the little fox eating yogurt.

She couldn’t resist the adorable sound of the fox happily lapping at yogurt.

“You’re lying—you think I don’t know humans don’t hunt?”

An Sheng rolled his eyes and started to complain, but then remembered how Yu Xueqing effortlessly lifted him and flipped the spring mattress when changing sheets.

Yu Xueqing really might be capable of hunting in the forest.

At the very least, with her combat strength, she could probably rip open a wild boar pup’s skull with her bare hands.

“Ying—”

An Sheng silently grumbled inside, then opened his mouth and helplessly licked the cold-brewed yogurt from the bowl.

The moment An Sheng licked it, he immediately sensed something was off about the yogurt.

The cold-brewed yogurt carried the taste of home!

An Sheng stared blankly, his bright red fox tongue still stuck with a glob of yogurt from that first lick.

It brought back the painful memory of his childhood winter days, when his tongue got stuck to the icy water surface.

“Slurp slurp—”

An Sheng frantically licked his tongue, trying to shake off or swallow the sticky yogurt.

“Pfft, hahaha!” Yu Xueqing burst into laughter upon seeing the fox’s bewildered expression and frantic tongue-licking, and immediately started recording.

Cold-brewed yogurt has an extremely thick texture.

In plain terms, if you don’t let it melt in your mouth, it’ll stick to your throat.

Yu Xueqing knew about this yogurt and had seen other pet influencers feed it to their pets on Yinfu.

But she’d never bought it—100 grams cost 17 yuan, which was pricier than her own life.

“Ying?”

An Sheng glanced sideways at Yu Xueqing, who was holding her phone and grinning foolishly, then smiled sweetly at her and said:

“Yu Xueqing, didn’t you say before that because of our relationship and bond...”

“Why haven’t you ever bitten my hand yet?”

An Sheng sneered, opened his mouth, and bit straight into the dry, sticky yogurt, letting it cling to his lips and tongue.

“Laugh? Then let’s go down together!”

After loading his “ammunition,” An Sheng dashed to Yu Xueqing’s face and licked a huge blob of yogurt onto her cheek.

“Eeeh—”

Yu Xueqing froze, stunned by the lick, then immediately understood what had happened, exclaiming in alarm:

“Oh no! Little An, don’t smear that cold-brewed yogurt on my face—I washed my hair yesterday!”

“No! I’ll get you water, okay?”

“I really don’t want to wash my hair again!”

An Sheng’s “mutual destruction” tactic left Yu Xueqing scrambling backward, begging pitifully.

An Sheng wore a proud expression, snorted, and gestured for his caretaker to bring him a bowl of chilled boiled water.

After drinking, he still had to patrol his territory at Peak Consulting and the tea mountain.

“Stupid little An.”

Yu Xueqing wiped the yogurt off her cheek, grumbling about An Sheng’s mischief, and sent the video of her fox attack to Mo Yiqing.

Mo Yiqing: 【? Can eating yogurt really be this dramatic?】

Mo Yiqing: 【Next time, bring the fox over—I’ll feed him yogurt myself, let him taste mine.】

(End of Chapter)