Chapter 30

"Since things have come to this... let's make food for little An first!"

After the livestream was banned, Yu Xueqing hugged the little fox to absorb some yang energy to recover her vitality, then headed to the kitchen to cook dinner for little An.

The fox ate very simply; in the morning, she went to the market to buy ten pieces of pork from the butcher, asked the boss to help slice them, and then just blanched them when she got home.

If there was an induction cooker, she used it; if not, just blanching it with a kettle was fine.

Yu Xueqing was busy in the kitchen, and An Sheng jumped onto the livestream desk, wondering what kind of trouble Yu Xueqing had gotten into.

But An Sheng took a look and didn't see anything that could have caused a violation.

A dark bakelite tea tray, a set of glass tea sets for observing the color of the tea soup, a phone for streaming, and another phone for watching the comment section and monitoring.

When A-Qing streams... she couldn't have really performed eating a buffet, right?

An Sheng's expression was strange as he glanced at the kitchen.

He couldn't observe anything on the desktop, but An Sheng could open the wish list in his mind to see if A-Qing had made any wishes while he was sleeping.

An Sheng opened the wish list, automatically ignoring those wishes for illegal activities, seeking windfall wealth, or seeking marriage.

Marriage couldn't be sought.

As for windfall wealth, the only way An Sheng could think of to help someone realize the dream of getting rich quickly was to secretly find a fully-insured heavy truck in the middle of the night and then start it at low speed to knock the wisher away.

【I hope the livestream goes smoothly; I'm not good at speaking, and I'm afraid I won't be able to sell anything—Yu Xueqing felt complicated before starting the livestream, worried that she wouldn't be able to speak and would face cyberbullying.】

【Wish granted: Kulinan fragment (You don't need to speak; no one can possess a brand-new Kulinan and inferiority at the same time)】

An Sheng: "..."

I was just bragging to Lin Ying; A-Qing, you really dare to think about a Kulinan!

My little fox butt, I'm afraid even if I installed an electric motor, I couldn't shake out that much money. How about I sign you up for a hand-shaking dance class later?

【Those hateful bad-guy brokers, I hope they don't discover that I'm joining the army in my father's place; Dad is still in the recovery period, and if he knew that group of brokers ran to my livestream to make trouble... Yu Xueqing sighed in her heart, very afraid of that group of brokers.】

【Wish granted: Plum blossoms bloom twice (In ancient times, Liu Huangshu visited the thatched cottage three times to invite Mr. Wolong; today, there is also a little fox who can visit the Gao Feng consulting firm three times to reform evildoers with love)】

"Good guy."

An Sheng saw the refreshed task and called out "good guy" in his heart.

Emperor Xueqing struck with one punch, cutting off the ages, and the Gao Feng consulting firm was wiped out.

"Ying ying ying—"

After seeing the task, An Sheng made a whimpering sound on the desk in joy.

No need to waste brainpower, no need to dig into his pockets, and even less need to strap on a drum magazine and hold a Chicago Typewriter to bleed in the streets—An Sheng loved this task too much.

"Master, Master~ Fox loves you, loves you, little fox loves you the most. You work so hard hunting, Fox is so worried that Master will get hurt while hunting..."

An Sheng's whimpering sound in the living room reached Yu Xueqing's ears in the kitchen, machine-translated into "tea-colored moonlight."

Yu Xueqing was overjoyed upon hearing this and immediately added two big spoonfuls to the little fox's bowl; the food standard was almost arranged according to the ancient standard of a last meal.

When Yu Xueqing came out, An Sheng's ceramic bowl was covered with original-flavored yak jerky and North Sea prawns in addition to the daily pork, and on top of it all, there was even a layer of cold-brewed yogurt.

"Holy crap? Are we celebrating the Little New Year today?" An Sheng couldn't help but be shocked when he saw the food in the basin, and asked A-Qing what was going on today.

"Hehe, the hunting harvest was plentiful today!" Yu Xueqing raised her arm to show off her muscles, opening her mouth to fool the fox.

After putting down the food bowl for An Sheng, Yu Xueqing didn't forget to take a short video for An Sheng.

Mo Yiqing's little snacks aren't given for free.

Mo Yiqing specifically asked Yu Xueqing to remember to record a video of the little fox eating yogurt.

She had absolutely no resistance to the little fox licking yogurt while humming and hawing.

"Are you lying to the fox that it doesn't understand human nature? Still hunting."

An Sheng rolled his eyes and just complained, but immediately thought of A-Qing lifting him up with one hand and lifting the spring mattress effortlessly when changing the sheets.

A-Qing in the forest... seems like she really can hunt.

At the very least, with A-Qing's combat power, twisting open a wild boar cub's skull with her bare hands shouldn't be a problem.

"Ying—"

An Sheng silently complained in his heart about Yu Xueqing's grade in the green fitness class, opened his mouth, and licked the cold-brewed yogurt in the bowl without any precautions.

An Sheng licked it, and suddenly felt that the yogurt in his bowl seemed to have a problem.

The cold-brewed yogurt had the taste of home!

An Sheng was speechless, the fox's pointed red tongue sticking to a piece of yogurt; that bite just now...

Made An Sheng recall the painful feeling of drinking water in winter back home and having his tongue stick to the ice.

"Smack smack—"

An Sheng licked his tongue frantically, wanting to shake off or eat the yogurt stuck to his tongue.

"Pfft... Hahahaha." Yu Xueqing saw the fox's speechless expression and his frantic tongue-licking, and immediately recorded the little fox with joy.

Cold-brewed yogurt has a very thick texture.

In human terms, if you take a bite directly without melting it in your mouth, it will stick to your throat.

Yu Xueqing knew about this kind of yogurt and had also seen other pet bloggers on the Yin Fu platform use it to feed pets.

But Yu Xueqing had never bought it; the price of seventeen yuan for a hundred-gram box was more expensive than her own life.

"Ying?"

An Sheng glanced sideways, looking at Yu Xueqing, who was holding her phone and giggling, with a gloomy look, and couldn't help but have his expression move, smiling at Yu Xueqing and saying:

"A-Qing... weren't you saying before, just based on the relationship and friendship between us."

"Why hasn't there been a biting-hand ceremony?"

An Sheng sneered, opened his mouth, and bit directly onto that clump of dry, choking yogurt, letting the yogurt stick to his mouth and tongue.

"Laughing? Shall we perish together?"

After An Sheng loaded his ammunition, he ran to Yu Xueqing, opened his mouth, and licked a big mouthful on her face.

"Eee—"

Yu Xueqing was stunned by the fox's lick, and then immediately understood what was going on, exclaiming repeatedly:

"Ah! Smelly little An, don't get that cold-brewed yogurt on my face, I just washed my hair yesterday..."

"Don't! Won't I give you water?"

"I really don't want to wash my hair..."

An Sheng chose the "perish together" tactic, scaring Yu Xueqing into retreating repeatedly, begging for mercy with a pitiful face.

An Sheng was full of pride, snorted coldly, and signaled for the poop-scooper to bring him a basin of cool boiled water.

After drinking it later, he still had to go to Gao Feng Consulting and the tea mountain to patrol his territory.

"Smelly little An..."

Yu Xueqing wiped the yogurt off her cheek, complaining dissatisfiedly about little An's mischief, and incidentally sent the video of her being attacked by the fox to Mo Yiqing.

Mo Yiqing: 【? Is eating yogurt even this thrilling?】

Mo Yiqing: 【Bring the fox over another day; I'll teach it how to eat yogurt hand-by-hand and let it eat mine.】

(End of chapter)