Chapter 326: Fox Sir, There
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Opening the door to the principal's office and seeing a brown panda pooping—and it was standing on the desk holding the computer screen and straining—was extremely shocking to An Sheng, who had just entered with a bag of potato chips.
An Sheng looked at the office in a daze. It wasn't until the panda on the desk spoke and introduced itself that An Sheng recovered from the explosive scene in front of him.
"Fatty Cat..."
"You are the spirit beast overlord that Wang Qiqi and the others said lived in the back mountain, right?"
An Sheng pushed open the office door to let it air out and looked at the pooping panda with a face full of black lines.
An Sheng had heard about the brown panda from Wang Qiqi, saying that if he had anything to do or needed the loggers' support, he could also go to the back mountain and find the spirit beast overlord there to help contact them.
"Yes, yes, yes, Master Fuli, don't be polite, you can just call me Little Cat."
The panda, having just finished pooping, very humanly pulled out the toilet paper on the desk, placed it on the desk, moved its butt to sit on it, and began to rub, wiping its butt.
The very refreshed giant panda jumped from the office to the ground and said to Master Fuli: "The principal's office is not a place for conversation, let's go quickly."
Saying this, the giant panda prepared to take An Sheng away, leaving the three large piles on the ground.
"You pooped such a big pile here; aren't you afraid the principal will notify the honorary principal to come and castrate you?"
As An Sheng said this, he didn't forget to open the potato chip bag, take a large handful of potato chips, crush them, and throw them onto the sofa in the principal's office.
The principal of the Xiqi campus of the Emerging Nongke Academy was only at the vice-principal level in the entire Nongke Academy, but his administrative level was not low, and he could be equipped with a standard 30-square-meter office, a lounge, and a bathroom.
Besides the office and bookshelves, there was also a set of leather sofas and a matching tea table in the office.
An Sheng didn't forget the purpose of his trip and, before leaving, scattered the potato chip crumbs on the sofa in the principal's office.
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The round panda ran in front, carrying the white fox on its broad back, and fled the office building at high speed.
Running to the cafeteria area opposite the dormitory building, Fatty Cat couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief, and then said happily:
"It seems our principal is unpopular; Fox Sir came from afar and also finds him unpleasant."
"I remember Wang Qiqi saying that it seems many spirit beasts find the principal of the Xiqi campus unpleasant, right? Tell me about it."
Sitting in the cafeteria, An Sheng looked at Fatty Cat, who was very skillfully starting to get food, and said with a strange face.
Before.
Wang Qiqi had indeed said that the principal of the Xiqi campus was very unpopular with spirit beasts, but at that time, An Sheng thought the principal was just not liked by spirit beasts.
However, witnessing the giant panda running to the principal's office to poop, An Sheng suddenly felt that his previous thinking was too young. The principal of the Xiqi campus was not just unpopular with spirit beasts; he was simply loathed.
"Hey! Our principal is amazing! He is one of the initiators of the 'Green Mountains and Clear Waters Project' and also the main advocate for ecological protection zones in various places in Chang'an."
"Fox Sir, you judge for yourself. You tell me, how can someone be so wicked? Spending a huge amount of manpower and material resources to build more than a dozen ecological protection bases. We all originally thought the good days had come."
"As a result, guess what?"
"Hey! Damn it, 'Protect but don't interfere'!" Fatty Cat said with a face full of resentment.
An Sheng actually knew some of the things Fatty Cat was talking about.
Simply put, the wild animal protection here was to delineate ecological circles for animals, allowing animals to live in them without threats and multiply their groups.
It was feasible for ordinary animals, but not for spirit beasts like Fatty Cat, who had to be busy all day just to eat two bites.
If they were unlucky, they couldn't find anything to eat at all.
Fatty Cat's point of anger was here: they had spent the effort to build protection bases; what was wrong with spending some money to feed some food in the protection zone?
Our pandas are loaned out for more than 7 million a year, and they have to be loaned in pairs, earning a bloody 14 million plus.
"I can't tell, you actually like surfing the internet quite a bit." Seeing Fatty Cat angry while eating, An Sheng couldn't help but laugh out loud: "I also understand the reason why you pooped in the principal's office. What about other spirit beasts?"
"That's not simple. Some spirit beasts and their groups had already adapted to humans and set up camp in the city, but because of the Green Mountains and Clear Waters Project, all the wild animals caught by the Forestry Bureau were released back..."
"You were living well, happily flipping through food refresh points every day, having rats to eat, or delicious high-oil, high-sugar food, but as a result, you were scooped up by the Forestry Bureau and thrown into the deep mountains and old forests. Who wouldn't be angry?"
The Green Mountains and Clear Waters Project was well-intentioned; it was a good thing for both people and animals, and it was conducive to the spiritualization process of humans during the period of spiritual energy recovery.
And in the Green Mountains and Clear Waters Project, some projects belonged to returning farmland to forests; humans should not continue to occupy the ecological positions of animals and destroy the environment.
With the withdrawal of humans, the wild animals that had already adapted to human society on the edge of the forest and human society were all completely dumbfounded.
The food refresh points were gone.
The two-legged beasts that had food explode after two scratches had all disappeared.
The most miserable were those living in the city; they had lived in the city for generations, but were thrown into the mountain area by the Forestry Bureau to be released. Here, the Kestrel clan was simply full of resentment, wishing they could directly attack the Forestry Bureau.
The asphalt roads were gone, and the rats on the road, or other small birds, were all gone.
It forced them to compete for food with Peregrine Falcons, Golden Eagles, Owls, and other raptors.
The Green Mountains and Clear Waters Project had been implemented for a long time.
Some spiritualized spirit beasts had also found their way back, wanting to take revenge.
As one of the two major project initiators and advocates, the principal of the Xiqi campus could be considered to have had a very bad run of luck.
Of course.
Because of the Anquan Bureau and the loggers, those returning spirit beasts didn't dare to go too far.
But the black administrative sedan driven by the principal hadn't been black since those spirit beasts returned.
The Kestrels even ordered the birds in Chang'an City: whoever sees that car and doesn't poop on it, they will poop on them.
Fatty Cat chattered on, telling the story of why the principal was targeted by spirit beasts.
After listening, An Sheng laughed dumbly, not knowing how to evaluate the principal.
But there was no doubt that the principal of the Xiqi campus should be a person with a pretty good character, and he should also be very stubborn, not someone who would easily compromise.
Facing the accusations of thousands, he absolutely wouldn't admit defeat, and he would insist on doing things that were scientifically proven to be correct in the current environment, even if he had to stiffen his neck.
An Sheng tried to put himself in the principal's perspective, like Fatty Cat and the others daring to poop in his office.
If he didn't collect all the hot water bottle stoppers in the school and stuff them into the spirit beasts' butts one by one, he would consider himself on vacation.
"By the way! Old Wang called this morning, saying that Fox Sir, you didn't answer the phone, and asked me to find you in school to talk about the electromagnetic transmitter..."
Fatty Cat, who was showing off his food, seemed to have thought of something and said to Master Fuli:
"Old Wang said don't throw away the electromagnetic transmitter after using it; the batteries inside are small nuclear batteries and are polluting. I came to school today for this matter."
"As a result, I got hungry from pooping and almost forgot the serious business."
When Fatty Cat said this, it carefully scanned the surroundings, let out a low dog bark, and said to Master Fuli: "Fox Sir, Leopard Head told me before that you are a person who hates evil like a foe."
"There's a factory to smash tonight, want to do it? The forest ranger is offering eight dishes and one soup, plus a 2,000 yuan shopping card."
"Smash a factory?" An Sheng was stunned and asked with a face full of surprise: "Do you have... bandits here too?"
"What bandits? We are seriously smashing someone's chemical plant; we don't do bars."
"Chemical plant!?" An Sheng was dumbfounded.
"Yes!" Fatty Cat nodded as a matter of course.
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