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Chapter 349: Reverse Heaven

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Facing the video Lord Fuli Master sent, showing him working hard to support his family, Jin Jin Qianbao glanced at it, then his expression cleared with understanding—he blocked Wang Wang Qiqi entirely.

Pure fraud, with not a shred of truth.

Believe fewer short videos online, or netizens will quietly save your ID and, when you're old, secretly push you yang-boosting, kidney-toning health supplements—or scam you for matchmaking fees, hooking you up with some ancient, toothless spouse.

「. 」

Watching Jin Jin Qianbao's rejection notice and the block alert, Wang Wang Qiqi rolled her eyes in annoyance.

「Cough, cough—back to the topic! 」 After putting away her phone, Wang Wang Qiqi turned to Lord Fuli Master, who had already handed the Lingli Injection to Lin Ying, and said:

「The use of Lingli Injection is very simple: there's a directional arrow on the pen. Point the arrow toward your thigh or buttocks and inject—the pen will deliver the Lingli solution into your body. 」

「The only thing to watch for is not to reverse the arrow's direction. 」

Wang Wang Qiqi demonstrated to An Sheng and Lin Ying, gripping the pen's barrel firmly, deliberately keeping her thumb off the top to prevent accidental discharge.

「The needle's spring force is extremely strong—if you accidentally reverse the arrow and press your thumb against the needle port, it can punch straight through your finger. 」

「This is quite dangerous—be careful when using it. 」

Users of the Lingli Injection are mostly spirit beasts or their partners; after years of repeated use, their bodies have become unlike ordinary humans. To prevent injection failures, this tiny pen uses Lingli-coating technology.

Injecting into muscle is fine, but if you misfire, it could pierce or shatter bone.

After Wang Wang Qiqi finished explaining, Lord Fuli Master's gaze turned to Lin Ying.

Lin Ying looked at the two Lingli injections in her hand, then at Lord Fuli Master's expectant expression.

Her expression hesitated; after thinking, she still didn't inject herself, shaking her head gently:

「The Lingli Injection is too precious—leave it for Lord Fuli Master to use! 」

After listening to Li Li Wankang and Wang Wang Qiqi's conversation, Lin Ying understood the Lingli's function and basic properties.

Lingli activates the primal genes of living beings; Lord Fuli Master needs it more than I do.

From Wang Wang Qiqi's words, it's not hard to infer that Xia's Lingli research experiments must include something like 「activating spirit beast primal genes. 」

Lord Fuli Master can now speak, and his tail grows at an astonishing rate—he clearly has an extraordinary talent for absorbing and digesting Lingli. Using these injections on him is undoubtedly the optimal choice.

Who knows, maybe one shot—

Could turn Lord Fuli Master into a human shape?

Lin Ying held the Lingli Injection, staring at Lord Fuli Master's buttocks.

「!? 」

An Sheng sensed something, his eyes widened, and a question mark slowly formed above his head.

Against Heaven!

The whole point was for me, An Sheng, to inject you with the Lingli Injection—how did it turn into you aiming the syringe at Lord Fuli Master's butt?

Realizing the situation had veered off course, An Sheng's lips twitched slightly, his expression calm, as if nothing had happened—he turned to Wang Wang Qiqi and said:

「Hmm. 」

「We'll use the Lingli Injection. But there's another thing—I remember that chameleon is at the Geology Hospital. Take me there. I have some questions for him. 」

「Visiting Luo Luo Manuo? Fine. 」 Wang Wang Qiqi hesitated, then agreed: 「Luo Luo Manuo was badly injured. Though he's received basic medical care, his physical exams are still ongoing—yes, the physical exams. 」

With the abrupt shift in topic, Lin Ying temporarily set aside the absurd idea of injecting Lord Fuli Master's buttocks.

They walked up the stairs to the Anquan Bureau's staff and spirit beast specialty hospital on the second-to-top floor.

As soon as they entered, An Sheng saw a musk deer walking down the corridor wearing an adult diaper.

As far as he could see, An Sheng spotted Lin She walking down the corridor wearing an adult diaper.

The musk deer spotted Lord Fuli Master, its face visibly panicked—it scrambled and tumbled into an empty ward, burying its head under the bed.

「Its recovery speed is impressive. 」

Watching the musk deer run around happily, An Sheng commented: 「Check it for me—see if it's still hiding anything. Squeeze out another two taels. 」

「It's unlikely to be hiding anything. 」

Having witnessed Lord Fuli Master extracting the musk, Wang Wang Qiqi knew the musk deer was truly empty.

After the doctor removed the musk, Lord Fuli Master, fearing hidden reserves, used a dental oral vacuum cleaner to scour the musk sac clean.

Under such force, not only was the musk gone—the musk sac nearly got ripped off by Lord Fuli Master.

With that much force, not even the musk was safe—Lin She's scent sac nearly got plucked off by Master Lord Fuli.

「Wu—wu—wu—」

「Mr. Luo Luo Manuo, please endure it—we are professional medical staff, we are giving you an experience. 」

In casual conversation, Wang Wang Qiqi led An Sheng and Lin Ying to the intensive care ward. Outside the observation window, armed logistics team members had set up chemical adhesive bomb launchers and two machine guns.

The entire intensive care room had walls on three sides; the only window, made of bulletproof glass, was dominated by a full-caliber carbon-based biological aberration correction device.

Inside, Luo Luo Manuo had two nasogastric tubes inserted into his nostrils, undergoing a gastroscopy.

Two burly logistics team members flipped the restrained Luo Luo Manuo onto his side on the ICU bed and forced a full, adult-arm-thick enema into him.

Finally, they inserted a hot water bottle and strapped him into a restraint device An Sheng couldn't understand.

【Oh God! Just ask me what you want to know! Waaah—I swear my ancestors never set foot in Xia! The Yuanmingyuan incident had nothing to do with us! —With arms restrained, speech suppressed, and after thirteen rounds of gastroscopy, sixty rounds of fingertip blood draws, and two rounds of angiography, Luo Luo Manuo saw the doctor pull down his pants and realized they planned to give him a colonoscopy without anesthesia. He screamed in terror to God, begging for forgiveness—he'd tell them everything.】

【Oh God! If you want to know something, just ask me! W-w-wah! I swear, none of my ancestors ever set foot in Xia Country—back then, the Yuanmingyuan incident had nothing to do with us! —Romanuo, his arms restrained, his speech suppressed, and subjected to thirteen consecutive gastroscopies, sixty rounds of fingertip blood draws, and two rounds of angiography, saw the doctor pull down his pants and instantly realized they planned to insert a colonoscope without anesthesia. Romanuo, face contorted in terror, prayed to God for mercy and forgiveness—he would tell them anything.】

「Mr. Luo Luo Manuo, please don't move—your fractures haven't healed yet. We're providing necessary humanitarian care. Even if you came to Xia with malicious intent to steal our state secrets, you still deserve medical treatment. 」

The interrogator inside the room tapped the table impatiently, signaling Luo Luo Manuo to quiet down.

Why scream so loudly?

We're treating you kindly, giving you a full-body checkup for free—why won't you accept it?

It makes us look like we're torturing you.

If you didn't have insurance, these exam fees alone would cost you half a million in America—those vampires haven't even woken up yet.

「He's Italian. His hands and mouth are one unit—binding his hands is equivalent to suppressing his speech. 」 An Sheng told Wang Wang Qiqi.

「We know! To ensure total suppression, we inserted a nasogastric tube into each of his nostrils. 」

"We know! To ensure the suppression was thorough, we inserted a nasogastric tube into each of his nostrils."

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