Chapter 353: Brand New Livestreaming Equipment

I can’t back down! Chief Antelope said that if I don’t cause trouble at school today to retaliate for losing all of Chief Fat Cat’s bonus, he’ll stomp my back with his hooves.

The python, when questioned by Yu Xueqing, was also straightforward and immediately exposed the mastermind behind it all.

The python’s hissing, when heard by Yu Xueqing, instantly translated into a completely new and outrageous remark.

I’m afraid of Niu Niu’s revenge, so I bit him.

“Huh?”

Yu Xueqing was startled by this, but as she cried out, Zhuo Zicong, who was being bitten by the python, was jolted awake—he forgot his cold, stoic act meant to attract Mo Yi’s attention, and asked cautiously:

“Yu Xueqing, do you think I still have a chance?”

The counselor, seeing Yu Xueqing’s expression of shock, also grew anxious.

“There’s probably nothing serious—I’ll talk it over with the python.”

After hesitating for a long while, Yu Xueqing spoke one sentence, then patted the python’s tail and said: “You can let go now. With us here watching, Niu Niu won’t dare harm or retaliate against you.”

“If you don’t let go now, when the doctors arrive, you’ll become Louis XVI.”

As Yu Xueqing spoke, images of “Louis XVI” gradually surfaced in the python’s mind.

In the vision:

A doctor held a Happy Brand razor blade, first slicing off the python’s head, then its tail. The python, whose mind had been violated by the image, was utterly stunned.

“Hey!”

“Your Chief Antelope is the boss, but you’re ignoring Master Fuli, are you?”

“Do you think I won’t call and send you a female king cobra?” An Sheng, seeing a spirit beast getting involved, also spoke up.

“.” The python felt it was having trouble breathing.

Its respiratory organs now felt crushed by Chief Antelope, pressed down by Chief Fat Cat, and kicked hard by Master Fuli.

The python let go.

It withdrew from the black shorts, glanced around at everyone present, coiled its nearly three-meter body, then flipped straight over onto its back, head raised, eyes rolled up, tongue dangling from its mouth, pretending to be dead.

“?”

Yu Xueqing froze, poked the python. The coiled serpent, jostled by external force, instantly collapsed onto the floor like it had been dead for a long time.

“Are you okay? Hey hey hey?”

Annoyed by Yu Xueqing’s poking, the python quietly lifted its tail tip, pressed it against her wrist, and gently nudged her arm aside.

Stop it, I’m annoyed.

Chief Antelope wants to stomp me, Chief Fat Cat wants to smash my head with his bear paws, Master Fuli wants to release a snake to bite me.

And you want to turn me into Louis XVI.

Pushing away Yu Xueqing’s arm, the python continued pretending to be dead.

Yu Xueqing: “.”

Students from both colleges: “.”

“Doctors! Doctors! Come quick for a check-up! Nothing matters more than the students’ safety!” The counselor, seeing Yu Xueqing remove the python, immediately called for medical support at the dorm door and dispersed the students.

Although Zhuo Zicong had escaped the python’s jaws, the dorm was still in chaos. After a preliminary check confirmed the students’ condition, he was immediately carried away on a stretcher.

Waiting downstairs, Yu Xueqing handed the python, which looked as if it were dead, over to the lab director.

Changancheng is not within the python’s natural distribution range.

The python was captured by the Forestry Bureau in the city and sent to the College of Animal Science for temporary care before being transferred to the zoo.

But for some reason, it escaped—and nearly took up residence inside a student’s underwear. This was clearly a safety incident. The lab director sighed deeply.

“Yu Xueqing, hurry up with the pearl milk tea!”

After helping the College of Animal Science resolve the matter, the students from the Nongke Academy were heading back, but all of them were talking about “Chief Niu Niu,” the spirit beast who had poisoned the python.

On the way home, An Sheng saw a female goat in the College of Animal Science’s enclosure defecating and urinating—black, round goat droppings falling along with liquid.

An Sheng felt nauseated by this, so he quickly patted Yu Xueqing to make her look too.

“Pearl milk tea?”

Yu Xueqing turned her head, froze, then reached out and pinched the little fox’s cheeks.

“. An Sheng, that’s not pearl milk tea. I’d rather you shit on my bed than ever eat shit in your life.”

“Promise me, okay? You’re a mature fox. Don’t play with shit, alright?”

Seeing the little fox confuse one thing for another, Yu Xueqing genuinely feared that one day, the fox would turn bad like Lai Fu.

“Ying ying ying”

Though scolded by Yu Xueqing, the little fox’s cheeks were full of joyful smiles as it emitted happy coos.

Ah～just teasing like that makes me so happy.

…………

Back in the Nongke Academy’s female dormitory, An Sheng was about to wake up the sleeping panda cub “Shi Wan,” to have it notify Chief Fat Cat to come to the dorm for a meeting.

The honest python had already confessed.

The “Snake Coiled Around Chicken Gazi” incident at the College of Animal Science was not a simple accident—it had a mastermind behind it, and that mastermind was the spirit beast An Sheng had been thinking about.

But—

An Sheng didn’t wait for Chief Fat Cat to arrive; instead, he saw Yu Xueqing carrying a large box back into the room.

“An Sheng, come here.”

“Ying?”

An Sheng looked puzzled, stood on his hind legs, and leaned over the edge of the large cardboard box toward Yu Xueqing:

“Why are you bringing such a big box? Judging by its volume, you’re not planning to set up a home for me inside this box, are you?”

“How could I possibly set up a home for you inside a box?” Yu Xueqing sat cross-legged on the floor, one hand supporting the fox’s underside as she lifted him into her lap, then pulled out two different mounts from the box.

She assembled the mounts, placed them on An Sheng’s shoulders, tightened the straps, then pulled out a smartphone nearly transparent from disassembly, along with a similarly transparent power bank, and plugged them into the mounts.

“Ying?”

The carbon-fiber gimbal mount was feather-light; An Sheng felt no weight at all.

Yu Xueqing pulled out a charging cable, stuck it to the mount, routed it away from An Sheng’s line of sight, and plugged it into the nearly dismantled smartphone to charge it.

“Yu Xueqing, if you’re going to do this, I’m really just going to take my viewers straight to the brothel.”

Seeing the new livestreaming equipment, An Sheng glared at Yu Xueqing with a dark expression.

Everything I do is righteous—I strike hard at all spirit beasts, day and night, and always enter and exit brothels.

Are you sure you want to broadcast these things?

Aren’t you afraid the Anquan Bureau will check your water meter?

“Hmm, don’t want to take viewers out to play? Fine.”

Yu Xueqing placed An Sheng on her shoulder, slightly adjusted the phone’s angle, and completed the new upgrade.

Previously, for outdoor livestreams, Yu Xueqing held the camera herself.

Now, with the fox gimbal mount, the livestreaming phone could be placed on it, allowing 360-degree control.

“Hehe.”

“Our fox has grown a camera!”

Yu Xueqing walked to the full-length mirror by the dorm door, arms crossed proudly over her waist.

An Sheng’s face was dark.

(End of Chapter)