[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent":3,"chapter-the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-37":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","The Fox Has No Malicious Intent",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2340490,4575,"Chapter 37: Double-Bunned Hot Girl Sprite","the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-37",37,"\u003Cp>\"Fuck!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing the newly spawned wish, An Sheng’s pupils dilated in shock, his entire fox body freezing stiff in the courtyard.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His expression grew increasingly uneasy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Xueqing’s place had a cockroach infestation!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ordinary cockroaches like Blattella or Periplaneta—facing them, An Sheng wasn’t afraid at all.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But this was Xia Dong!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wild cockroaches here lived in sewage pipes, feeding on food scraps, all kinds of grease, even the usual five-grain cycle waste.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Besides Periplaneta, this region commonly harbored a terrifying species known as “Flying-Head Cockroach.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Flying-Head Cockroach’s scientific name is Blatta orientalis, its body covered in beetle-like armor, but its most terrifying feature was its thick, armored pectoral muscles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thanks to these powerful back and chest muscles, the Blatta orientalis flew at astonishing speed, and when taking off, its wingbeats roared like a bomber passing overhead.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Blatta orientalis’s combat strategy was to launch itself straight at your face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Covered in sewage grime, it charged right into your face!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>People in Xia Dong never kept their composure when they saw the Blatta orientalis, the so-called “Flying-Head Cockroach.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The presence of the Blatta orientalis was no different from walking into a fight with a mop wrapped in shit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was the contemporary Lü Bu—unrivaled, cutting through enemies like grass.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’m not taking this place!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After careful consideration, An Sheng knew the wish power was tempting, but a fox knew what to do—and what not to do.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pouting and cute antics were tools to tame the poop-scooper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That was fox wisdom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But those pouts and cute acts did not include directly confronting the earthly avatar of the Great Filth Demon.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Xiao An?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Xueqing, having already evacuated the bedroom, spotted the fox frozen in the courtyard, deep in thought.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Her eyes lit up; she rushed from the living room to the courtyard, scooped up the slightly dirty fox, and beamed:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You’re back just in time! Let me give you a bath, okay?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mmm—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fox stared blankly at Yu Xueqing.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“But before the bath, you help me clean out the bedroom first—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Yu Xueqing could finish, An Sheng knew exactly what she meant and immediately began struggling.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bullshit! I didn’t come back at the right time!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mmm-mmm-mmm!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I know you’re the best, Xiao An. Your bedroom has two double-bunned hot girls—you’ll love those two big sisters, right? Go take care of them for me, okay?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Xueqing pushed the fox toward the bedroom.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As they walked—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>When they reached the hallway, the fox turned around and shoved the bewildered Yu Xueqing to the bedroom door.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An Sheng and Yu Xueqing stared at each other, neither willing to face the Flying-Head Cockroach.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I’ll treat you to late-night snacks, okay?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mmm-mmm-mmm!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After much arguing, the human and the fox reached a mutual non-betrayal peace agreement.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Together, they closed all doors and windows, hopped onto the Five-Spirit Pai ’s Spicy Fish Head, and drove into town to buy insecticide at a 24-hour convenience store.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Xueqing gritted her teeth, spent over a hundred yuan to buy five bottles of insecticide and left them at home.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then, at the store, she bought snacks and the ice cola An Sheng had been whining about.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Back home, Yu Xueqing put on a mask, grabbed two bottles of insecticide, and entered the house.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Moments later, she returned to the courtyard holding two completely empty insecticide bottles.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>She washed her hands.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At one a.m., Yu Xueqing sat in the courtyard, hugging the fox, snacking, and scrolling through music-streaming live broadcasts.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Xueqing gradually noticed: the later the hour, the more revealing the tea-sellers became.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before, the milk-tea streamers seemed tame compared to these girls in thongs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Mmm-mmm-mmm—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lying in Yu Xueqing’s arms, An Sheng glanced at the muscular men in thongs on screen, found it too glaring, and swiped his paw across the screen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next live stream was the same—still selling tea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Wow—Xiao An, look! A Douzong powerhouse!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yu Xueqing gasped at the live stream: a one-meter-eight-tall streamer with long legs, whose every step sent ripples through space.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Don’t care if it’s distorted—just watch,” An Sheng grinned, mocking the stream’s video.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Around two a.m., after confirming all cockroaches inside were surely dead, Yu Xueqing, exhausted, turned on the living room air conditioner, rinsed her mouth, and collapsed onto the sofa asleep.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The bedroom was off-limits for now.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tomorrow, after waking up, she’d toss everything in the bedroom—including the fox—into the washing machine for a full spin.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As she drifted into sleep, Yu Xueqing hugged the fox and mumbled incoherently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After Yu Xueqing fell asleep, the fox stealthily crawled out of her arms, wriggled free, and stared at the snoring human with a black line across his face.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Where’s the bath you promised? You filthy slob just chose to sleep in the living room!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The fox mumbled twice, then poured all today’s wish power into his fox body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Pouring water for a drunken chicken bug: +1 wish power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A youth from Zhangxizhen, without An Sheng’s help, smuggled himself into America and passed his graduate entrance exam, thanking the Lucky Fox Lord: +1 wish power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Another: eliminating the wild boar in Shougoujian that grew on plant growth hormones: +3 wish power.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An Sheng earned five wish power points today.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Adding to the previous 31, An Sheng had now invested 36 wish power points into his fox body.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>From now on, when crossing roads, An Sheng no longer needed to look left and right—only watch out for overloaded construction trucks and hundred-ton monsters.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After spending all the wish power and feeling great—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An Sheng ran out of the house, went to Lin Ying’s place to invite her for late-night snacks, and also get a bath.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Meanwhile, in Shougoujian Mountain, Old Chen stared blankly at the forestry bureau officers.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old Chen reported the Shougoujian incident to the forestry bureau, omitting any mention of the Lucky Fox Lord.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He claimed the wild boar had eaten tea farmers’ fertilizer, then crashed unconscious on the mountain steps, and asked them to come remove the aggressive beast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He thought that once the forestry officers arrived to take the boar away, he could go home, bathe, sleep, and tomorrow notify the village cadres that the Shougoujian boar problem was solved.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What Old Chen received wasn’t the expected team of veterinarians with tranquilizers in a rattling pickup truck.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before him stood a helicopter, with a massive steel cage hanging beneath it.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The team descended, rushed to the strange wild boar, and injected it with drugs.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Old Chen! We’ve hit the jackpot!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The forestry officer beamed at Old Chen:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Based on our experience, the wild boar we caught in Shougoujian can apply for a world record!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The previous heaviest wild boar on record was found in Siberia—weighing 1,500 jin!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“This one from Shougoujian? Definitely over 1,500 jin!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Awesome! We can apply for a world record!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Lin Tongfu grinned nonstop, lecturing Old Chen on wild boar knowledge, clearly thrilled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yet his words seemed to subtly implant some psychological suggestion.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old Chen was utterly confused—but he didn’t forget to ask:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What about compensation for crop damage?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“We’ll file immediately. If this boar truly breaks the world record, we can apply for a bonus for you.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old Chen: “???”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Bonus? What kind of bonus?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Isn’t the wild boar a destructive beast that ruins crops?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>(End of Chapter)\u003C\u002Fp>",1217,"2026-06-20T23:19:16.017Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","c6170fd9f9764175c4f7696570c42b32a849983dccc646044810f0e2da23677e","the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-38","the-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-chapter-36",354,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthe-fox-has-no-malicious-intent-cover.jpg"]