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Chapter 39

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"Ah! Xiao An—"

An Sheng, who had just turned over on the sofa and was preparing to continue sleeping, suddenly felt his butt shake, and his fluffy fox fur rippled.

An Sheng raised his head, bewildered, and looked at Seeing Yu Xueqing, who was sitting in front of the sofa and spanking his little butt.

What's wrong, Aqing?

"Where did you run off to last night?"

Seeing Yu Xueqing raised her hand, pulled up her clothes, and shook them in front of An Sheng.

Seeing Yu Xueqing's pajamas were very simple, just a plain, loose cotton T-shirt and a pair of cotton anti-peeping shorts, but now the plain T-shirt was covered in little fox footprints.

On the beige clothing, there were yellow mud plum blossom footprints all over the front and the collar.

Seeing Yu Xueqing glared at An Sheng angrily.

Because of the tea mountain economy, Zhangxizhen used to lay cement concrete roads, and now they lay asphalt roads.

If Xiao An had been playing near the house, it would be absolutely impossible to get yellow mud all over his feet.

"Ying?"

An Sheng tilted his head, whimpering in a daze.

"Hmph! Don't think you can get away with being cute! A fox's evil deeds should be punished by everyone!"

Seeing Yu Xueqing looked fierce, carried the fox to the bathroom, put him in a red basin, and then applied body wash and started scrubbing him.

Especially the mud between the little toes, Seeing Yu Xueqing cleaned them particularly carefully.

"Ying ying ying—"

An Sheng looked comfortable, enjoying the massage service provided for free by Aqing.

After washing the imported food clean, Seeing Yu Xueqing hummed with a look of revenge, pushed An Sheng out of the bathroom door, and let him go to the side to dry off.

Any creature with fur doesn't like taking baths.

Seeing Yu Xueqing scrubbed the fox fiercely.

She believed that Xiao An would realize his mistake and would recall today whenever he went out to play in the mud in the future.

After scrubbing the little fox, Seeing Yu Xueqing also stayed in the bathroom to take a bath.

After washing away the dirt and mud, Seeing Yu Xueqing touched the fox's little head, kissed his forehead, and after ordering him to watch the door at home, Seeing Yu Xueqing walked out to purchase today's ingredients for the little fox.

"Ying—"

An Sheng sat in the sun in the courtyard, yawning lazily, drying his top-quality fox fur.

"Sleep at two, wake up at eight, let's drink millet porridge in the ICU together."

An Sheng yawned longly; obviously, because of his confused biological clock, he was a little sleepy.

He usually slept at three and woke up at eleven; today, being woken up by Seeing Yu Xueqing to take a bath, he was seriously sleep-deprived.

However, since he was awake, An Sheng didn't continue to go back to the sofa to sleep.

An Sheng whimpered and went back into the house, took out a cola bottle he had finished drinking, filled it with water at the faucet in the courtyard, and dragged it to the dried-up flower bed.

An Sheng came to the blocked dog hole and looked at the only green sprout growing on the dried-up land.

An Sheng poured the whole half bottle of water on the green sprout, and then, feeling comfortable, spread his legs and peed on it.

After the first pee of the morning was finished, An Sheng moved a little further away and poured the other half bottle of water on the green sprout.

Although biological urine contains nutrients beneficial to plants.

But urine cannot be poured directly on plants, especially for plant seedlings; pouring urine directly can cause a phenomenon commonly known as "burning seedlings," leading to plant death.

Organic fertilizer needs to be fermented and matured before it can be applied to plants as fertilizer.

Of course, An Sheng didn't dare to store organic fertilizer fermentation tools in Aqing's house.

If Aqing found those things and regarded him as a dirty little fox.

An Sheng felt that Aqing, who was angry, would very likely take a fertilizer spoon and hit his head hard.

Composting and fermenting at home is impossible, but if this green sprout that caught his eye isn't fertilized, the fertility of the dried-up land is absolutely not enough for it to grow.

But An Sheng had farmed in his past life.

If you can't compost and ferment, organic fertilizer can actually be mixed with soil or diluted with water to avoid burning seedlings or affecting the soil pH.

Mixing urine with soil... not realistic.

It's better to dilute it with water.

After An Sheng finished watering the green sprout, the fur on his body was already almost dry.

The fox wandered back into the house, burrowed into Seeing Yu Xueqing's room, and started scrolling through his phone.

Aqing now has many phones, and An Sheng, as a fox, was also assigned a phone to watch "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf."

Aqing hopes that foxes living in the city can also often see the life of pastoral songs.

However, An Sheng usually doesn't watch "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf," but likes to chat and fart in the Penguin group, pretending to be a lecher, and by the way, opening small windows to watch movie explanations.

"National Can't Fly" (An Sheng's ID): 【Begging for the link to the latest episode of the month... extremely thirsty. jpg.】

"My Tiga is in Xia Bei": 【Let me see yours.】

"Fiercely Refining the Sphincter to Break the Heartless Man": 【Let me see yours.】

"National Can't Fly": 【???】

This is an agricultural science post bar exchange group; An Sheng disguised himself as a lecher and sneaked into the group, preparing to brag and show off.

However, I don't know why, after a week, the group members unanimously agreed.

An Sheng must be a fair-skinned, beautiful, long-legged person in reality, and thus, became the group mascot.

You can't see lewd pictures.

If you ask, it's "kkp" (show me your body).

After An Sheng posted a selfie and claimed his innocence, the group members muttered again, saying that the expression pack is so cute, he must be a rough man who picks his feet in reality.

…………

Time gradually passed.

Seeing Yu Xueqing was in the bedroom, and An Sheng pointed out "Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf" and watched it with great interest.

When Yu Xueqing was not in the bedroom, An Sheng clicked on TikTok to scroll through videos of lewd foxes, learning skills word by word.

"Xiao An, don't watch 'Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf' anymore; you can't eat the little fat sheep inside."

Seeing Yu Xueqing picked up An Sheng, placed him directly on her cheek, rubbed Lord Fuli's little belly fiercely, took a deep breath of yang energy, and prepared to go live.

"Come! Let's go to the living room to blow the air conditioner."

"Ying ying ying?"

An Sheng looked at Seeing Yu Xueqing a bit strangely, not understanding why she was pulling him to do live streaming and selling goods.

Seeing Yu Xueqing was only live streaming for the second day, and her sales pitch was simply too amateurish.

Yu Zhenghong was still on WeChat last night, telling Seeing Yu Xueqing to live stream for a few more days to get familiar with the rhythm.

At that time, Dad would give her some TikTok gifts to increase the heat, so she could have some small exposure.

"Alright!"

Seeing Yu Xueqing sat in the position cleared out in the dining room, using live streaming equipment worth 60,000, and looked at the live broadcast room with zero people confidently: "Today is also a day full of hope! Aqing's sales will definitely explode!"

"So... Aqing, is this the reason you put me under the table?"

An Sheng sat under the table, Seeing Yu Xueqing's two calves clamped the fox's body, fixing him under the table.

And the fox's fluffy tail was just right, covering the back of Aqing's feet.

"Ying ying ying?"

"Master~ is this also part of hunting?"

"Master~ do you want me to keep watch and be vigilant about the surrounding environment for you when you want to poop?"

(End of chapter)

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