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Chapter 1138: Investigation Report on the Statue Babbling Incident

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Investigation Report on the Statue Babbling Incident

"She is actually a Fire-Passer too!?

Then we are colleagues!"

When Chen Shu said this, Cheng Shi knew that this burden could not be thrown away.

After Ji Yue left without saying goodbye, he didn't go to find Chen Shu, but quietly chose another direction. After asking a few passersby, he rushed straight to Kandelter's residence.

But before walking two streets, Chen Shu appeared by his side again, not caring at all about Cheng Shi's behavior of wanting to shake him off, still blabbering:

"Do you think I should confess to her that I am also a Fire-Passer?

Qin Xin is too unkind. He didn't even mention my name to the Salary Seekers in the organization.

What if I recognize the wrong Fire-Passer and fight?

My image in her eyes just now was okay, right? It should meet her imagination of a special confidential colleague, right?"

"......"

If it met even a little bit, why do you think she looked for me and not you?

Cheng Shi was too lazy to poke it, and went on his own way.

Chen Shu saw Cheng Shi ignoring him, pondered for a moment, and decided: "I think I still have to confess, so that she knows that once there is danger, at least she can call me for help!"

As he spoke, he stopped and turned to leave, but his eyes were all on Cheng Shi, looking like he was testing Cheng Shi's reaction.

However, Cheng Shi didn't even pay attention to him, and had already jumped into Kandelter's house, carefully searching.

At this time, Kandelter was leading the guards of the foolish to search for escaped prisoners outside, and there was no one at home. Cheng Shi went straight to the study to read documents, hoping to find some clues about the Eye of Mockery here.

Before searching for long, Chen Shu also came in. He stood aside with a strange expression and questioned in a low voice: "Why didn't you stop me?"

Cheng Shi responded casually while working: "Why should I stop you?"

"I rashly went to contact the scholar. People with hearts will definitely be curious when they see it, and curiosity will lead to deep investigation, which will increase the risk of exposure of the Fire-Passers!

You are so smart, you must be able to see it, and you have helped the Fire-Passers, so you are a friend of the Fire-Passers. So why didn't you stop me when you thought of this?"

"......"

No, I said you Fire-Passers, the fire hasn't been passed yet, but the disease has been transmitted, right?

How come you are the same as Ji Yue, I didn't do anything, but I have to carry a pot?

Do I look like a cook?

"I didn't think of it."

Cheng Shi discovered that if you want to win over Chen Shu in the field of bad luck, your brain circuit must be either straighter than the other party or more strange than the other party.

In terms of strangeness, he couldn't compare, so he could only be straight.

Didn't expect that I, a dignified believer of 【Fraud】, would have a day of being forced to be an honest man.

But this answer obviously couldn't satisfy Chen Shu, so he kept chanting around Cheng Shi.

"I think she said it well, why don't you agree?

If you agree, you will be a colleague with me. Isn't this good?

Although I already have a relative relationship with you, if you join the Fire-Passers, we can be closer, Brother-in-law!

Why don't you look at me? You have a guilty conscience!

If you don't look, it means you are dodging, and dodging means you actually want to join, right!?"

"......"

Cheng Shi really couldn't bear it anymore. He couldn't understand the documents on the table, and there was a fly buzzing and buzzing beside him. In a fit of irritability, he directly picked up the document from the center of the table and threw it into Chen Shu's arms, saying irritably:

"If your mouth can't be idle and you have to say something, then read the things on this document to me."

Chen Shu was stunned, looked down at the document, and read unconsciously:

"Investigation report on the babbling incident of the Fool Hunter statue... eh, why does this sound like a small town ghost story?"

"???"

Cheng Shi was shocked.

Not because of the content of the report, but because Chen Shu actually recognized the characters here!

This is the isolated tower of civilization in the Chaos Era. The evolution of characters has changed countless times on the basis of the Civilization Era. He didn't expect Chen Shu to recognize even this?

He had long persuaded Brother Mouth to no avail, and thought he would miss this information. Now that he met Chen Shu who was literate, Cheng Shi was happy between his eyebrows and said:

"Read on, what else did it say?"

Chen Shu closed the document with a strange expression, constantly sizing up Cheng Shi and saying:

"You are acting a bit too much.

You have clearly read it, why do you have to make me read it out? You are changing the subject like this, which only shows that the scholar was right.

The more you resist, the closer you are in your heart."

"......"

Cheng Shi's joy froze on his face. He patted his face and decided to change his way of getting along.

So his eyes turned, and he nodded:

"Yes, I admit I resist, and I also admit I am close. As long as you don't blabber anymore and finish reading this document, I can consider joining the Fire-Passers."

Chen Shu was not stupid. He touched his head and looked at him with disdain: "You are lying to me, don't treat me like a fool."

Cheng Shi sneered: "How do you know if I am lying to you if you don't try?"

"......"

Just this sentence, Chen Shu went silent.

A conspiracy, a naked conspiracy!

Chen Shu couldn't refuse, because he really wanted Cheng Shi to join the Fire-Passers, so after his face changed several times, he honestly read the report.

But from beginning to end, he didn't feel that one of the two people at the scene was illiterate. He only felt that Cheng Shi was using the document to block his mouth.

"For several months, people have successively heard babbling from the statue when passing by the Fool Hunter statue. The following are recorded cases:

Lofis, heard babbling after passing the statue while drunk; Anludes, heard babbling while praying in front of the statue while drunk; Makabaka heard babbling while drunk...

Strange, all heard while drunk, I said it was a small town ghost story...

The content of the babbling cannot be translated into text. According to the parties involved, it is more like a call from the bloodline.

The Foolishness Institute sent people to investigate, ordered guards to sacrifice and kneel in front of the statue while drunk, but never heard any abnormality... set up sound capture equipment, never heard any abnormality... accompanied the parties involved in the case, never heard any abnormality...

As expected of believers of 【Dementia】, it feels more rigorous to investigate than believers of 【Truth】, but this little thing is too cumbersome.

...... (omitted various investigation methods)

Executioner Keshna personally visited at night... hmm? Why is it gone?

Oh, turned the page...

Determined that there is no babbling problem with the statue, ordered to cancel observation."

Reading to the end, Chen Shu raised an eyebrow and said happily:

"This report is also too licking. With so many words, the rigorous test could have reached a conclusion. Why must it mention the executioner's determination at the end?

It seems that no matter where the workplace is, it is unavoidable to lick the leader's ass."

Hearing this, a flash of light flashed in Cheng Shi's eyes.

Not bad, the report does have a problem, but it's not a problem of licking the leader's ass, but the style before and after is too inconsistent.

Even if you want to lick the executioner's ass, why didn't the Foolishness Institute make the face project look better? They could have written Keshna's contribution in more detail.

Combined with the lies Kandelter told, Cheng Shi suspected that this investigation report was very likely tampered with, and the tampered part was exactly the part that Keshna personally investigated!

So Cheng Shi took the report back from Chen Shu, spread it on the desktop, and carefully compared the traces of the paper. Not long after, he pointed to the inconspicuous broken paper on the spine of the report and laughed.

Chen Shu looked at the place Cheng Shi pointed to, widened his eyes, and said in astonishment: "A few pages were pulled out of the report?"

Cheng Shi tapped the table, smiling playfully.

"Not bad, it seems that someone has hidden part of the conclusion of this report.

Just don't know if someone wanted to deceive Kandelter, or Kandelter destroyed the key chapters after reading it.

But no matter what, the fact that even the locals questioned the statue makes me care more. I feel more and more that the secret of Redicor is hidden in that statue."

Chen Shu agreed deeply, nodded, and said seriously:

"I think so too, but let's put this matter aside for now.

I finished reading the document, so from now on we are colleagues, Brother-in-law!"

"......?" ===== CHAPTER 1139 =====

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