Chapter 1156: Hurry up, don't keep Him waiting
Hurry up, don't keep Him waiting
A clap of thunder sounded, and the sky of Redicor brightened.
Balf suddenly heard the noise outside the room, opened his eyes violently, and touched his neck.
He sat up in a cold sweat, finding no scars on his neck, and he was actually still alive.
But didn't I die in the hands of that villain?
How could I still be alive?
Could it be that it was just a nightmare?
He got up in fear, looked at his whole body, and started looking in the mirror repeatedly, but found no scars on his body, and the blood mouths he had cut one by one had all disappeared.
"Hu—
It really seems to be a nightmare!
But this dream is too real."
Balf was overjoyed. He immersed himself in the joy of "rebirth," cheered loudly, and squeezed to the window to look at the street, wanting to know what the noisy people outside were doing.
After asking for a while, he learned that it was a dry thunder at dawn that broke the ground under the statue, exposing the tomb of Lord Skart.
Hearing this, he was shocked, couldn't care about dressing properly, and rushed out of the room to run toward the place where the people gathered.
There were four or five others who rushed out disheveled just like him, exactly the same number as the lucky ones Cheng Shi had chosen.
They squeezed through the crowd to the front row. When the guards of the Foolish Prohibition Office were cleaning up the explosion site and maintaining order to prevent the onlookers from disturbing the souls sleeping under the statue, they all had strange faces and flickering eyes.
Not long after, several people noticed each other, especially after looking at each other, their hearts thumped, realizing that the previous experience didn't seem to be a nightmare before waking up, but a story that had really happened.
It's just that they couldn't explain everything they experienced, and couldn't explain why the villain resurrected them.
However, as long as they were alive, nothing else was important.
Several people silently closed their mouths. Even if they saw that the coffin was smashed at a corner and there was no corpse inside, they didn't say anything, and even in the questioning of the guards, they just shook their heads, claiming that they were just watching the fun.
As for where the corpse of Lord Skart in the coffin went...
The thunder smashed the ground, naturally turning the corpse into ashes, and the mountain wind brought the ashes away, so nothing was left in the coffin.
Isn't this easy to understand?
The clue of the Mocking Eye hadn't been found yet, and Cheng Shi still had to stay in Redicor to continue the investigation. In order not to let the situation become chaotic again, he set up such a game.
Of course, that thunder didn't really aim at Skart. He just saw that time was running out and was too lazy to backfill the dug hole, so he simply forged a lightning strike scene.
It's just that the timid Skart was clearly more obedient after feeling the power of the thunder close at hand. He climbed out of the broken coffin and honestly followed Cheng Shi away from the square.
But his face was abnormally ugly along the way, looking like he was still lingering in fear.
Cheng Shi didn't care about him either. Taking advantage of the guards of the Foolish Prohibition Office all going out to maintain the order of the statue, he brought the blind Skart back to the Foolish Prohibition Office and asked the other to touch Keshna's corpse to find the whereabouts of those eyes.
Skart touched it for a long time with a strange face and shook his head.
Seeing this, Cheng Shi sighed. Sure enough, once involved with the Fun God, there is no such simple thing.
Seeing the clue broken again, Cheng Shi had no choice but to ask Mouth Brother for help. He wanted to know what other significant and easy-to-identify characteristics the Mocking Eye had besides being able to be taken off at any time.
Foolish Play's Lips didn't remain silent this time, but its words were too ugly.
"·Clowns are indeed relying on selling stupidity to amuse the audience. In this regard, you have reached the peak."
"..."
Mouth Brother, you have also reached the peak in damaging people...
Cheng Shi was numb.
If you don't say it, don't say it, why curse people? Did the clown provoke you?
Besides, aren't you a clown?
Whether in the past life or this life, aren't you the mouth of a clown?
He didn't dare to curse back. After all, he still had to rely on Mouth Brother in the future, but Mouth Brother never said meaningless words, so did he really ignore something? Could it be that the Mocking Eye has any conspicuous characteristics he didn't notice?
For a time, Cheng Shi fell into deep thought.
And Skart on the side didn't dare to disturb. He honestly stood on the side, "eyes" not looking sideways, trying to avoid "looking" at this lord, so as not to anger him and exchange for a thunder.
Cheng Shi thought for a long time and gained nothing. In irritation, he looked at Skart again and said:
"Have you ever thought about going to see your benefactor, to see that lord on the bone throne?"
One sentence scared Skart, he knelt on the ground and crawled, unable to get up:
"Spare me, my lord, spare me!
Yes, I am timid, I deserve to die, I blasphemed my own faith, but since I have already blasphemed for hundreds of years, I have lost the qualification to see Him!
I cannot pollute His temple with the identity of a dirty faith degenerate, dirty His ears and eyes, I am not worthy, my lord, just let me rot in reality, let me suffer all the hardships in the world, and be abandoned and despised by the benefactor forever!"
"..."
Good fellow, are you making a wish here with me?
The abacus is not bad, being abandoned and despised by that lord, isn't that eternal life?
I also want eternal life, the problem is, does that lord really have the final say?
Cheng Shi rolled his eyes, curled his lips and said:
"I understand, you just don't want to dirty His ears and eyes, but it's not that you don't want to see Him, right?"
"I..." Skart stuttered, crying with snot and tears, "Can I not want to?"
Cheng Shi was happy:
"No wonder you are the first 'Foolish Hunter', you are quite smart.
Cannot.
I want you to want, so you have to want.
Let's go, blasphemer, see what that lord thinks of you."
Saying this, Cheng Shi stabbed Skart's heart with a knife and prayed on the spot:
"Soul rests, life ends.
Great God of 【Death】, your most pious employee has been busy with work recently and hasn't reported for a long time, feeling extremely guilty. Today, I happen to have some things I want to report to you. I wonder if you have time to listen for a moment?"
A normal offering naturally cannot go straight to the Fish Bone Hall. The reason Cheng Shi was so confident in talking to that lord was because he had secretly rung the bone bell in his hand as early as entering the Foolish Prohibition Office.
That is to say, his actions right now were all being watched under the eyes of that lord!
That's why Cheng Shi was so relaxed.
Of course, he wasn't trying to let that lord see that he had found a believer who was not pious to Him. Skart wasn't important enough to need a god to judge his piety.
The reason Cheng Shi wanted to see that lord was all because of his other plan.
But to his surprise, this "moving" "heartfelt words" didn't get any response. Seeing the corpse in his hand slide off the tip of the knife and fall to the ground, the scene was silent except for the sound of blood drops.
Cheng Shi was dumbfounded.
Could it be that the boss is not at home?
Not right, even if He is not in the Fish Bone Hall, it is impossible not to hear his call.
Or is it that to avoid suspicion, that lord cannot respond to prayers in the area covered by the bone bell?
Broken, wouldn't that be doing unnecessary work?
Just when Cheng Shi was dumbfounded, the corpse of Skart under his feet suddenly exploded into countless noisy small skulls with a "bang." They chattered and formed a bone door in front of Cheng Shi, and shouted in unison:
"Hurry up, faster, don't keep Him waiting!"
Cheng Shi was overjoyed and stepped into the door in one step.
"Coming coming, my lord, your sales champion is back to report for duty." ===== CHAPTER 1157 =====
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