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Chapter 354: Wild history is good, wild history is exciting!

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Wild history is good, wild history is exciting!

Cheng Shi stood up and looked back at the gate of the court again. When he didn't feel any hidden gaze inside, he frowned slightly and said:

"Let's go, go back to the rest hall first. Since he chose to act in a place with few people, it means he doesn't want to cause a huge sensation. There are many people and eyes in the church, staying there might be safer than in this desolate alley."

As he spoke, he took out a few thick ropes, tied Gao Ya into a zongzi, and then grabbed Gao Ya's hood, dragging her on the ground toward the path they came from.

Zhang Jizu followed behind without a word, looking at this "resigned" soloist with great interest, not knowing what he was thinking.

Tian Xie actively acted as the eyes and ears of this small team. He shuttled in the shadows before and after the two, trying his best to maintain vigilance, although this vigilance had no defensive effect on a scavenger who could annihilate his own killing intent, but this sensible and cooperative move still won a little favor from the other two.

Cheng Shi looked at this 【Time】 assassin, thinking that since he came in as a Clown this round, then for the sake of the little assassin being sensible, it's not impossible to take him flying.

After all, 【Fate】 will always forgive. Even if He doesn't forgive players of opposing faith, He will forgive his behavior of taking players of opposing faith flying.

So, why not praise 【Fate】 yet!

The group returned to the place where the players opened their eyes and descended not long after. They walked through many alleys and streets, and even passed in front of the church gate bustling with people, church staff, and law enforcers, but even being seen by so many Doer Gede citizens, church personnel, and law enforcers, Cheng Shi's act of dragging Gao Ya didn't attract any questioning or inquiry.

It wasn't until they returned to the place where the players descended that Cheng Shi explained to the two confused teammates behind him with a smile:

"Doer Gede is a very magical place. All the laws and teachings here only guarantee one point, and that is everyone's equal right to give birth.

Therefore, as long as you haven't deprived others of their reproductive ability, then no matter what outrageous, distorted, or even insane actions you make, no one will care about you.

I once... cough cough, forget it, let's do the right thing first."

Cheng Shi didn't know what he thought of, swallowed the words he wanted to say with a strange expression. Zhang Jizu raised an eyebrow and pursued with great interest:

"Once what? Tell me."

Tian Xie nodded fiercely on the side: "Brother, share, I just like listening to you high-end mages talk about history."

"...... This isn't official history, but wild history."

"Wild history is good, wild history is exciting!"

"......" Cheng Shi shook his head and chuckled, brewed his wording, and said what he wanted to say just now in another way.

After all, he couldn't tell people that these wild histories were all clients he had received.

"I once saw such a story in the wild history recording Doer Gede. The specific year is unexaminable. The general content of the story is:

A citizen of Doer Gede, while stealing his neighbor's property, discovered that the neighbor had dismembered her husband and buried him in the backyard. The citizen, in fear, reported his neighbor to the church.

On the day of the trial, his neighbor argued that she hadn't deprived her husband of his reproductive ability, so the church couldn't execute her for the crime of blasphemy. The adjudicators of the church asked her to produce evidence, and then she brought out a porcelain jar and took out from it...

Her husband's 'reproductive authority'.

She said this was the 【Divine Colonization Technique】 from the Uuda rioters, and after using this method, she could get rid of her husband's annoying face without committing the crime of blasphemy.

The church's adjudicators didn't believe her one-sided words, so they asked her to prove herself, and then......"

Tian Xie was stunned. He never dreamed that wild history could be so wild. Only to see him swallow a mouthful of saliva involuntarily and ask dryly:

"And then?"

"Then she was acquitted."

"Ah?" Tian Xie was greatly shocked, his small eyes blinked fast, his mouth opened and closed, his face full of disbelief, "Ah? No......."

Even the usually steady Zhang Jizu's pupils shrank after listening, and he coughed out.

"Cough... wild history is indeed wild."

Cheng Shi was also full of emotion.

Yeah, if he hadn't been lucky enough to deliver a baby for the protagonist of this story, who would have thought this was true.

Reality is far more absurd than novels, and the reality of Star Fall Continent, no, should be the reality of the Life Era, is simply piled up with absurdity.

Just when the three standing people had wonderful expressions, Gao Ya, who was lying on the ground, sneered:

"Ignorant, this isn't wild history, this is true."

Zhang Jizu looked down at her with narrowed eyes. Cheng Shi was taken aback first, then raised his eyebrows and smiled:

"You know again?"

Gao Ya glanced at Cheng Shi, moved her gaze away from him, and didn't look at the squinty-eyed man either, but stared at Tian Xie with an arrogant expression:

"People who have studied the history of the Three Uu Tribes in the Life Era will know that this story must be true."

Three Uu Tribes?

Cheng Shi frowned, seemingly not having searched for this term in his memory. He turned to look at Zhang Jizu, only to see him raise his eyebrows, clearly having heard of it, but not opening his mouth at this time meant he didn't know much either.

It seems it's time for a history lesson again, it's just that this teacher...

Cheng Shi glanced at Gao Ya, happily squatted down, and untied the restraints on her body unhurriedly.

"Alright, stop despising this and that.

You moved your hands and feet on me, isn't it just to get me to bring you back? Since there is an intention to cooperate, cooperate well, and put away your set of 【Foolish】 nostril-looking-at-people technique.

Otherwise, we can't accommodate you, this great god, here.

But I don't have the great desire for destruction of a scavenger. If you don't want to cooperate, just leave.

Of course, if you are willing to cooperate, why not talk about this Three Uu Tribe thing."

Hearing this, everyone on the scene was taken aback.

Gao Ya looked at Cheng Shi in surprise, seemingly not expecting her small calculation to be exposed.

Zhang Jizu curled his mouth and shook his head with a smile: "So you knew all along."

Tian Xie, on the other hand, was somewhat puzzled, but after constantly observing everyone's expressions, he also realized that this soloist wanted to return to them!

Yes, Gao Ya meant exactly this.

When they met before, she had already seen the figures of the three in the court, even earlier than the time Cheng Shi and the three discovered her!

And when she saw these teammates, she had already guessed seven or eight out of ten of what this small team had experienced, so she decided to return to this team very early and no longer take risks alone outside.

But she also had self-knowledge, not to mention her own 【Foolish】 personality that couldn't be abandoned, just saying the reputation of 【Foolish】 believers in others' hearts made it very difficult for her to integrate into other small groups of players.

So she was laying the groundwork from the beginning, and the means of laying the groundwork was precisely using the soloist's talent to influence the leader of this small team, Cheng Shi!

Soloist is a very interesting auxiliary profession. The talent 【Foolish】 bestows on the Singer is to make the life influenced by the soloist's tune produce a sense of approval for the designated target.

Simply put, it is to make someone's words and decisions become more inciting and appealing.

So she sang the tune a step ahead, influencing the three silently, and chose Cheng Shi as the target, then quietly added some changes to the tune, reducing Cheng Shi's hostility toward herself, and increasing Cheng Shi's emotional range.

Therefore, Cheng Shi would refute her so "fiercely" at that time node, and "undemocratically" chose to drag her back.

Zhang Jizu had long felt the influence of the 【Foolish】 tune, but this tune only slightly amplified Cheng Shi's emotions and had no other negative effects, so he let it go.

The little assassin Tian Xie didn't notice her action at all.

Cheng Shi, on the other hand, didn't feel he had been tricked at all at first, because his personality was like this, and he often angered people, just not as "fiercely" as today.

When he realized he might have been tricked, a group of people had already walked halfway. Only then did he realize that this 【Foolish】 believer wanted to continue cooperating.

But the reason he woke up wasn't because there was a flaw in the soloist's tune, but because of Zhang Jizu!

The squinty-eyed man's gaze had been on him for most of the time since the trial started, but on the way back, Cheng Shi felt the squinty-eyed man's gaze began to pay attention to Gao Ya from time to time. It was this change that made him feel that this 【Death】 Chosen was guarding against the soloist.

As for why he would guard against a Singer, thinking about it, he knew it must be because she had moved her hands and feet.

Looking back at his own performance, Cheng Shi soon realized that his emotions had been mobilized, mobilized by the soloist's silent tune.

Careless?

Not really. In this situation where there are perverted teammates hunting outside, it's not unacceptable to cooperate with a "smart person." It was precisely because Cheng Shi didn't excessively reject the 【Foolish】 teammate from the beginning that Gao Ya's small thoughts had an opportunity to exploit.

And after sorting out this confrontation that happened in the dark, Cheng Shi said the words just now.

He looked at Zhang Jizu and smiled, but didn't answer. After all, being tricked by a soloist is not something glorious.

But his response was seen by Zhang Jizu, so he naturally felt that Cheng Shi knew it all along and took the opportunity to counter-attack.

Gao Ya stood up with a complex expression, just wanted to open her mouth, but was blocked by Cheng Shi again.

"You only have one chance, remember to put away your set of 【Foolish】 face.

Otherwise, we go our separate ways."

"......"

The 【Foolish】 believer gritted her teeth, forcibly endured the urge to look at people with her nostrils, and slanted her gaze toward a table in the rest hall.

After pouring all her contempt into this table, Gao Ya finally opened her mouth in a good mood. ===== CHAPTER 355 =====

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