Chapter 807: Doraemon Shi
Doraemon Shi
The clown lay back on his rooftop.
The God of Fun didn't send him back to Duo'ergede, which meant the gathering there had probably long since dispersed.
Cheng Shi opened his eyes and shook the silent baby bell for the first time. He wasn't sure if the blow when 【Birth】 was finally angered would have a bad effect on Hu Xuan, so he wanted to confirm first.
Fortunately, although the Sage didn't appear, she sent a message that she was safe and sound. As for the way of delivering the message, it was even more interesting. At that moment, under Cheng Shi's shaking, the silent baby bell emitted a faint light, like a mini version of the eternal "lamp," casting a silhouette of a pregnant belly on the ground.
Seeing this, Cheng Shi hurriedly "withdrew his magic."
She started again, so it was better not to disturb this Sage of Life.
As for Afuluosi, since this good brother had already recognized his "excuse," it meant that Duo'ergede had officially become his backup experimental base.
Zayin Ji'er would definitely spend a very unforgettable rest of his life there. As for how unforgettable, Cheng Shi didn't care; he only knew that even for his own sake, Afuluosi would definitely "urge" Zayin Ji'er to work hard. After all, Ge Lisi's main job was to punish blasphemers.
And Wei Mu......
To tell the truth, in the absence of others, Cheng Shi was truly a bit afraid of meeting this wise player alone. He was afraid that the other party would see through the fact that he was playing Foolish Play from his reactions, and even more afraid that the other party would set a trap for him silently without him knowing.
The clown had great self-knowledge. He knew how to use his advantages and how to avoid his disadvantages, and this was his steady will.
Of course, Cheng Shi didn't want to give up on this brainy freak either. Even if he couldn't become an ally, at least he wouldn't push the other party to the opposite side. He very much wanted to stand on Wei Mu's side, and only then could he fleece some effective help, but he hadn't thought about how to make deep contact with the other party.
Think about it: a madman who even dared to scold his own patron 【Foolishness】, how could he not suspect a messenger of 【Deception】 full of lies?
So for now, Duo'ergede was still the best venue for the two to meet, because only when Afuluosi was present could this true messenger's attitude toward him dispel the wise man's doubts to a certain extent.
But these were matters to consider later. The urgent matter was to send the "Proliferation" in his hand to Big Cat first.
Thus Cheng Shi contacted Big Cat and met her again in a fake forest in the void through that symbol.
The first time Big Cat saw Cheng Shi safe and sound, she let out a heavy sigh of relief, and then a playful smile hooked the corner of her mouth, asking right away:
"Whose surname does the child take?"
"???"
This sentence directly asked Cheng Shi into a daze. "Thanks to" the aftereffects of 【Birth】 not yet dissipating, he shuddered, looked at Big Cat vigilantly, his heart cold, and retreated a step without moving a muscle.
But it was this tiny step that suddenly made Big Cat realize her words seemed to carry ambiguity, so......
"Roar——"
A wild wind swept past. The dense forest leopard stepped on her prey, raised her head, and said with disdain: "What are you retreating for?"
Cheng Shi was numb. He struggled to raise his head, spat out the mud in his mouth, and pointed at Big Cat, saying:
"Grass......"
"Bang——" The cat's claw exerted force, pressing the clown's head into the mud again. "Still dare to be foul-mouthed!"
"......"
With no other choice, Cheng Shi could only snap his fingers to leave the spot, then walked to Big Cat with a dark face, took out the broken grass from his mouth, threw it on the ground, and pointed at Big Cat:
"Grass! It's the grass in my mouth! The sour and astringent grass!
No, sister, you said the wrong thing yourself, why do you still dare to rake it back?
Don't forget, who is whose creditor between us?"
"......" Big Cat naturally knew she was wrong, but how could she lose face and admit it at this time? Even if she was wrong, what did your retreating step mean?
Who are you disgusted with?
Big Cat snorted, turned her head away, and licked her claws, pretending she didn't hear.
But seeing that Cheng Shi hadn't moved for a long time, her entire cat body stalled. She turned around in place, scratched her head, and after a long time squeezed out a sentence: "Tao Yi says thank you."
Seeing the other party like this, Cheng Shi laughed.
"Why not say it, the Wood Elf still has a conscience, unlike some... eh, what are you doing? Your nails are long, so what? I'll say it today, unlike some reckless brains, thanking before the event and beating the creditor after the event."
Big Cat was even more irritable. She arched her body in place, baring her teeth and brandishing her claws, and walked in front of Cheng Shi. She didn't even change back into human form, just straightened her waist and sat in front of Cheng Shi, humming:
"Wait for me for a while, I'll pay you back soon."
Cheng Shi teasing the cat naturally became more fun the more he teased. He rolled his eyes and started to put labels on the other party:
"Why, want to pay off this debt so it's like the favor never happened?
Xiang Honglin, oh Xiang Honglin, I didn't expect you to be such a person!"
This sentence directly blew Big Cat up. She suddenly arched her body, looking like she was about to give this foul-mouthed Fate Weaver a claw. But just as she glared and was about to charge, she saw Cheng Shi take out a tender bud at some point and hold it in his palm in front of her.
Xiang Honglin was too familiar with this tender bud overflowing with 【Prosperity】 aura, so much so that at the first sight of it, Big Cat's fur exploded even more than just now.
Even the tone was a bit distorted!
"【Prosperity】 authority!?"
Seeing that the effect was achieved, Cheng Shi laughed loudly: "Not bad, it is exactly the 【Prosperity】 authority, 'Proliferation.' How about it, do you want it?"
Big Cat's brain didn't even process it before she prepared to say "want," but the words reached her lips and she swallowed them back hard.
She suddenly changed back into human form, looked at Cheng Shi with a serious gaze, and shook her head heavily:
"No, I don't need it. Even if more authority comes, I can't change my current state between human and god. It doesn't suit me, but it suits you, Cheng Shi.
You don't need to hand over everything you find 【Prosperity】 to me, I......"
"Where do so many farts come from? Just say whether you want it or not. If you don't want it, I'll give it to someone else."
Big Cat's tone stalled. She wanted to hit someone, but she held back: "Why don't you want it? I know you are provoking me."
"I don't need it because I have better." The clown hummed lightly, full of disdain.
But actually, this was the best thing in Cheng Shi's hands.
Pretending is pretending, but really letting the divine authority slip away from his hands, Cheng Xiao Tan would be lying if he said he didn't feel heartache.
But unfortunately, this was not 【Nihility】 authority. Even if it was 【Chaos】 or 【Time】 authority right now, even if the God of Fun had instructed him, he would have to find a way to intercept it.
But 【Prosperity】......
Still that sentence, there was probably no 【Prosperity】 on the path Cheng Shi could foresee.
And this authority was definitely more useful in Big Cat's hands than in his own, because to a certain extent, arming Big Cat was arming the clown himself.
Of course, the word "arming" was too redundant for Big Cat. Cheng Shi's current idea was to strive for Big Cat to become a real "half 【Prosperity】" as soon as possible. Even without voting rights, at least in rank and level, she could feed back more news about Them to him.
Xiang Honglin's face was abnormally tangled. She understood Cheng Shi's meaning and knew that she wouldn't be without gain after taking this thing, but this feeling of having good things come to hand every few days truly made Big Cat fall into a kind of unreal illusion.
Is this a Fate Weaver?
Isn't this Doraemon Shi?
How come he has everything?
Before meeting Cheng Shi, her experience wasn't like this. All her family wealth was fought for with one punch after another. But now?
Authority comes, then divinity comes; divinity comes, then authority comes. At this rhythm, Xiang Honglin felt she had already found the secret to clearing 【Faith Game】, which was to protect the Fate Weaver and then wait for good luck to come to the door.
She had never thought that the so-called destined was this kind of destined. It was directly sending her into the final act of the world script, right!? ===== CHAPTER 808 =====
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