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Chapter 95: Enzhu, listen to my sophistry

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Enzhu, listen to my sophistry

Cheng Shi woke up in his warehouse. He felt infinite hunger, so he took two cans of drinks and finished them both.

"Hiccup—"

Comfortable.

He recovered and began to review this trial.

Actually, there was nothing to review. The trial itself wasn't complicated; what was complicated was the human heart involved.

A hunter being hunted, a liar telling lies, a precocious child, a sincere old man, plus a star who looked simple and innocent.

Cheng Shi recalled for a long time, and finally all his attention turned to his companion, Su Yi Da.

It was he who brought all the variables.

Who were the players in the future trial who attempted to backtrack to the past to hunt him?

At least there was a believer of 【Memory】, this is beyond doubt.

Then what about 【Time】? How did Su Yi Da get the power of 【Time】?

Zhao Qian... why was he chosen...

And the most important point, the Ladder of Audience for this trial didn't add points!

This signal undoubtedly meant his boss was expressing dissatisfaction with him.

"But I didn't do anything!" Cheng Shi felt aggrieved.

Isn't it?

He just poked Su Yi Da's conspiracy and asked him for something along the way.

Although this thing didn't end up with him, but heaven and earth conscience, he really asked for it for someone else!

"..."

But fortunately, it wasn't negative points.

It shows He wasn't that angry.

What's better is that even without points, his ranking actually rose.

Tsk tsk, looks like His mood has indeed been very bad lately.

Don't touch His bad luck at this time, better to keep a low profile.

Cheng Shi took out the Dice of Fate, carefully placed it in the warehouse, and took off the ring, carefully checking if it had been scratched.

Strange to say, the charge of the ring's Screaming Mouth couldn't be saved, and it all returned to zero after leaving the trial.

Calculating this way, he lost a lot.

Lele'er ate five portions of fear and only spat out lightning twice; rounding it up, he lost a hundred million.

If he had known, he should have struck Su Yi Da to death!

Just as this thought rose, the void fluctuated again on the roof where Cheng Shi was.

"Fuck!?? I didn't even take action, can't I even think about it?"

Before Cheng Shi could react, his vision fell into darkness again.

Still that familiar starry sky, still those familiar eyes.

The spiral in the whites of the eyes didn't move, but the bright and dark stars in the pupils flashed frequently.

Cheng Shi only took one look, and cold sweat began to ooze from his back.

Bad, performance is D, being interviewed by the boss.

Can't wait to die at this time, must strike first, no, strike 【God】 first!

"Praise the great God of 【Fraud】, Your holy light shines on the earth, making all lies in the world flawless and all truths pale in comparison.

Very honored to be summoned by You again, Your humblest, most devout believer, Cheng Shi...

Greets You."

Saying that, he even bowed elegantly.

The stars in the pupils flashed faster. He stared at Cheng Shi for a while, and the spiral in the whites of the eyes suddenly turned a circle.

Immediately after, in the endless void, a void sound rang out.

"Fuck, He wouldn't really be angry, would He? I didn't provoke Him."

"!!??"

Cheng Shi didn't expect his inner thoughts to be broadcasted like this. He hurriedly began to recite the praise words just now in his heart, but didn't expect that what echoed in the void wasn't his surface compensation, but deeper consciousness.

"You motherfucker playing dirty, it wasn't played like this last time!!"

"!!!!"

This time, Cheng Shi was sweating profusely.

He was anxious.

Hurriedly waving his hands to deny:

"Enzhu, please listen to my explanation!

In our civilization, mother is mother, and mother represents kindness, gentleness, greatness, tolerance... representing all the beauty in the world.

So...

My meaning is that You protect us, just like a mother taking care of a young child, making people feel this supreme grace."

The eyes had no reaction, the void was very lively:

"Is it useful? Will He be angry?"

"Stop broadcasting, don't force me to beg you!"

"If you broadcast again, I'm going to sue you for infringement. This is unauthorized, ah, Enzhu, my meaning is, the void is unauthorized, You don't need permission."

"Sigh, You say something, I'm sweating so much I'm almost dehydrated."

"Hello? Are You... listening?"

Cheng Shi gave up struggling...

He closed his mouth and began to talk to Him with the void.

After being as noisy as Su Yi Da for a long time, 【Fraud】 finally reacted.

"You are afraid, interesting, why?"

Before Cheng Shi could answer, the void sounded again:

"Afraid of death."

"..."

Cheng Shi was very helpless, so he had to be honest: "Please allow me to speak the truth, Your behavior is very un-【Fraud】."

"Oh? Are you questioning me?" The eyes blinked, the corners of the eyes raised.

"How can this be called questioning? This is the most sincere suggestion from Your most devout believer."

Cheng Shi really wanted to argue, but the void didn't cooperate, it directly spat out a word:

"Yes!"

"..."

Fuck your mother, let it be destroyed.

The eyes turned with a smile: "Looks like you treated me as a mother again?"

"..."

"I was wrong, You punish me, punish me however You want."

The eyes glanced at Cheng Shi and slowly returned to their original appearance, the stars flickering, the spiral rotating freely.

He spoke again, his tone carrying a hint of mockery.

"After feeling that He stole a trace of authority from me, I was indeed very angry, but I won't punish you for this."

!!!!!

Ah????

What???

Holy shit, what happened!?

Who stole the authority of 【Fraud】?

【Death】?

Ah this...

He wants to steal his boss's authority?

Holy shit, didn't I become a double agent?

Eating inside and out, helping a part-time boss blow up his own boss's small treasury??

It wasn't because of Su Yi Da?

Indeed, in front of the authority of the gods, Su Yi Da is a fart.

But this mess, can I carry it?

Cheng Shi felt his brain was about to explode, but fortunately He had already dispelled the power, and the void no longer relayed his inner thoughts.

"I... I..."

Cheng Shi sweated profusely again.

Really going to be dehydrated this time.

The eyes watched Cheng Shi's performance with great interest, the corners of the eyes raised imperceptibly.

"Don't be so nervous, I said I wouldn't punish you, so I won't punish you."

"Yes yes yes! You are magnanimous, a prime minister can hold a boat in his belly, I just wanted to promote Your fame in front of that adult, who could have thought He would dare to..."

"He actually...

Actually gave birth to some thoughts..."

"How come, you even dare to scold me, but don't dare to scold Him?"

That is 【Death】!

I scold You, You can watch it as fun; I scold Him, I'm afraid of being sat on by Him.

"I..." Cheng Shi really wanted to show his loyalty again, but the language at this time was too pale.

"Boring."

The eyes turned on their own for a long time before continuing:

"I didn't come to pursue responsibility. On the contrary, you did very well, because of your prying, They finally gave birth to some other thoughts."

What?

What thoughts?

What did I pry?

I did think about prying Su Yi Da's mother.

Wait, Enzhu, is this something I can listen to?

I'm a wage earner with a monthly salary of 3,000, am I qualified to listen to the anecdotes on the bosses' negotiation table?

"Although I lost some authority, but... 【Memory】 lost even more, hee~"

The atmosphere that was extremely solemn just now suddenly dissipated because of this giggle.

The eyes smiled happily, so much so that everything about Him in Cheng Shi's eyes suddenly became vivid.

In that instant, even the pitch-black void seemed to be dyed with colorful psychedelic colors.

!!!

【Memory】 was also stolen!

【Death】 stole the authority of two gods at once!

Brother is awesome!

Although his own home suffered a disaster, thinking that the opposite door was even worse, the tension on Cheng Shi's face could no longer hide the smile, and he lowered his head and "ku ku ku ku" laughed.

"He is very angry, so... you have probably already felt it."

"!" ===== CHAPTER 96 =====

"!"

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