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Chapter 994: Don't panic, I am the older sister

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Don't panic, I am the older sister

Satisfied is satisfied, but it is a bit too satisfied.

When you start to reveal your heart in front of a group of liars, they won't study whether your heart is true or not, because they know it must not be true. They will only focus on how much falsehood is mixed in this so-called heart.

Long Jing, a competitive liar, actually started to share intelligence honestly after failing in front of himself. Is this reasonable?

Even ghosts don't believe it.

Zhen Xin naturally doesn't believe it, but this doesn't prevent her from appropriately extracting some key information from what the other party said to guide the future work of the History School.

Li Jingming doesn't believe it either. Ever since he fused with 【Deception】, he discovered a truth in the world, which is that no liar does not lie.

Even if the other party is absolutely worth believing, as long as he is a liar, the other party's words must be at least nine truths and one lie.

So it is impossible for there to be no lies, it just depends on how much is mixed in.

He silently noted the news of 【Hour Hand】, and his gaze toward Long Jing also added a touch of appreciation. It seems that this acrobat's deception has indeed been refined in the tempering.

And just as the four people at the scene began to communicate, someone else arrived.

The comer was also in a black robe and mask, familiar dress, magical tacit understanding.

But when he walked close and found that no one at the scene had any cover... the whole person was stunned.

And just at this time, Zhen Xin suddenly smiled strangely.

"Hee~

Another one."

"..."

"..."

"..."

Even if they already knew that the person in front of them was Zhen Xin, and even if the other party had been chatting with them for a long time, the three at the scene still felt tight in their hearts after hearing this "Hee," let alone the newcomer.

His footsteps stopped suddenly, he retreated two steps immediately, and even a scalpel was thrown out of his sleeve in advance.

Seeing the other party's reaction so big, Zhen Xin turned her eyes thoughtfully and smiled:

"A bit interesting, but Cheng Shi, you are late.

Also, don't panic, I am the older sister."

"???"

What kind of good person would say they are the older sister?

Also, besides Zhen Xin, only Cheng Shi seems to be able to act like Zhen Yi so similarly...

But if she is Cheng Shi, then who am I sitting on the 【Death】 tombstone!?

The black-robed man, whose eyelids jumped wildly, took a deep breath and took off his hood. And when everyone saw those familiar squinting eyes, everyone was stunned, and then turned to look at that Zhang Jizu on the 【Death】 tombstone at the same time.

Zhang Jizu on the tombstone suddenly hooked up a cunning arc on his face. He chuckled twice, quietly took off his disguise, and greeted everyone with a familiar bright smile:

"Welcome everyone to the Jester Assembly.

Miss Magician, I told you long ago where I was hiding watching your show, so it wasn't me who was late, but Old Man Zhang.

As punishment for being late, why don't you open the show, Old Man Zhang, how about it?"

"..."

Zhen Xin's smile faded, Long Wang's eye corner twitched, and Long Jing was overjoyed!

His own failure is indeed annoying, but the opponent's failure can comfort people's hearts.

Zhang Jizu's eyes were almost squinted into a slit. He nodded to the few people at the scene, then walked silently to the 【Death】 tombstone, pulled Cheng Shi, who was saying "Eh, eh, eh," down, and then sat on it himself.

Seeing the position being snatched, Cheng Shi's face collapsed.

"Can't you pick another one?"

"Trying to use the offering to the lord to offset the blasphemy against the gods?

Heh, Cheng Shi, don't forget, I am the believer of the lord."

Zhang Jizu kicked Cheng Shi away impatiently. Cheng Shi curled his lips and said indifferently:

"Ah, yes, yes, yes, you remember you are the believer of that lord at this time. I still appreciate you questioning me in the cemetery why He doesn't favor you."

"..."

Some people look exactly like his benefactor. You can never defeat him with your mouth.

Old Man Zhang closed his eyes because he didn't want to see it, but these few simple retorts made Long Wang remember another wonderful little story. However, Cheng Shi didn't forget that there was still a 【Memory】 believer at the scene, so he pointed at Li Jingming without saying a word:

"This counts as the first share. Long Wang, you owe me one now. Remember to make up for it later."

"?"

Cheng Shi's strange brain circuit and greed comparable to a business card made everyone at the scene laugh. For a time, the inexplicably tense atmosphere just eased like this.

Zhen Xin looked at Cheng Shi and shook her head with a smile:

"No wonder He asked you to be the spokesperson. You indeed have this talent."

Cheng Shi played dumb: "Who?"

"Forget it, Fate Weaver. Everyone knows who I am talking about.

Also, isn't the time you set too scattered? It took so long for only these few people to come...

I say, you aren't going to tell me that everyone has arrived, are you?"

"How is that possible?" Cheng Shi directly denied Zhen Xin's questioning. "You underestimate our Jester too much."

Just kidding, there is one more.

Don't look at this as just one quota, but in today's gathering, that counts as a 20% increase. Two digits, not a few, okay.

But Cheng Shi couldn't just say there was only one left, so he turned his eyes and teased back:

"People will come naturally if you wait. Don't talk about them, why don't you sit?

Is your choice difficulty acting up? You can't be not liking to sit, right?

This is not the Zhen Xin I know. Where did that vigorous energy in the face of choice go?"

"..."

Zhen Xin looked at Cheng Shi strangely, then looked at the surrounding tombstones, and said meaningfully:

"Sitting is easy, but sitting correctly is hard.

Cheng Shi, where did the God of Fun's tombstone go? As His believer, sweeping the grave for Him is not bad."

Sweeping the grave?

I don't think you want to sweep the grave. Who doesn't know that the God of Fun never cares about these things? If I let you sit on the God of Fun's tombstone, it wouldn't be blasphemy but offering.

Everyone is blaspheming the gods, but you are the only one talking about piety. Is this appropriate?

Naturally, it is inappropriate, so Cheng Shi had long hidden 【Deception】's tombstone. As for where it was hidden...

Facing everyone's suspicious eyes, Cheng Shi pretended to be indifferent and looked up.

Everyone moved with his line of sight for the first time, and then saw that the stone lamp illuminating the central area... seemed to be hollowed out from a tombstone.

"..."

"..."

"... You hollowed out the God of Fun's tombstone to make a lamp?" Zhen Xin was stunned. She blinked her eyes and looked for a long time, then burst into laughter and clapped her hands directly. "Pa, pa, pa, the implication is good. Using the light that dispels darkness to metaphor the God of Fun's protection, Cheng Shi, I still underestimated your piety."

That's for sure!

If it weren't for a little restraint, Cheng Shi would have almost put his hands on his hips.

But who would have thought that Zhen Xin would pour a basin of cold water on him in the next sentence.

"However, I think your dismantling of the God of Fun's tombstone has the suspicion of 'whipping the corpse'. It seems that your piety is also mixed with a lot of impurities. Well, I will say some good words for you next time I see Him."

"?"

You better be saying real good words.

Zhen Xin waved her hand with a smile, turned around and sat on the 【Chaos】 tombstone. The action of turning over and sitting up was extremely agile, making everyone's eyes condense.

Long Jing didn't know why, so he teased: "Why, do you think 【Chaos】 is too chaotic so it won't judge you for the crime of blasphemy?"

Zhen Xin sat with her legs crossed and smiled elegantly:

"Of course not, I just think everyone's words are sharp and there is no trace of chaos at all. Doesn't this mean that 【Chaos】 is moving away from us?

You say so, Fate Weaver?"

Cheng Shi responded with a smile, ignored the hidden meaning in the other party's words, just counted the time silently, and thought, will the Doctor come today?

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