Chapter 256: Taking a Break on My Birthday, Happy New Year Everyone

Taking a break on my birthday, everyone Happy New Year.

Let me tell you a joke: Shu Tiao's birthday is the fifth day of the first lunar month.

That's right, it was yesterday.

The fifth day of the first lunar month, welcoming the God of Wealth.

But I forgot.

At midnight last night, my family sent a red envelope wishing Shu Tiao a happy birthday, and only then did I remember it was my birthday.

Mom and Dad asked me where I went to play on my birthday.

They were worried I was playing outside during the day, so they sent the red envelope and made the video call at night so as not to disturb my fun.

I awkwardly said: "A day tour of the bedroom, an hour stroll in the kitchen, half a day's rest in the living room, plus a jog to the courier station."

I left the two elders speechless.

Then they asked me when I'd bring a girlfriend home.

Those who know, know; it's a classic project for those working outside the province.

I said I never step out the main door or cross the threshold, sticking to the three-point line of bedroom, kitchen, and toilet, disciplined to the point of being stricter than a prisoner; how could I possibly meet a girl? Unless a female driver ran me over with her car while I was downstairs picking up a package.

Otherwise, the only way I could meet a girl at home would be if she piloted a Boeing 767 to crash into my floor like it was the Twin Towers.

In that case, I'd still have to praise her for being authentic, a true Super Wings' Didi, capable of low-altitude flight approaching residential areas at who-knows-how-many Mach speeds.

And she could even bypass our country's air defense systems.

You are this (manual thumbs-up. jpg).

I managed to fool the two elders with that nonsense.

After all, they are used to my mental state only being normal occasionally; they just told me not to go hungry outside.

So, I'm still planning to celebrate my birthday, dragging my roommate out to eat and have some fun.

Even though the birthday was yesterday.

But I'll make up for it today.

Go out and play, take a small leave.

Shu Tiao also wishes everyone a prosperous and successful new year here.

Love you all (Deep God said this while blinking those big, cute eyes).