Chapter 64: Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!

"Yan Shuangying? Big shot, add me as a friend?"

The Ancheng Department Head, seeing this teenager-looking big shot was quite approachable, patted his chest and introduced himself: "I’m the Ancheng Branch Chief of the Strange Affairs Bureau, ID—Fist Craves Battle#6969, third batch of beta testers, currently level 27."

"Big shot, free time to run a dungeon together?"

The crude warrior’s enthusiasm left Wu Wang momentarily stunned—he hadn’t expected anyone besides himself to be this casually familiar.

The Xiezhi stepped forward beside him and said:

"Xiezhi#110110, thank you again for helping resolve the calamity. I will officially document and report this incident—you will be a friendly ally of the Strange Affairs Bureau."

Clearly, he also wanted to add a friend.

Otherwise, he wouldn’t have revealed his nickname and number.

Unless you matched in the same dungeon and could add friends face-to-face, adding a friend required knowing both the nickname and the number.

You two just met and dumped your info all at once—what am I supposed to say back?

Wu Wang suddenly realized something critical—he couldn’t add friends.

A player’s game ID couldn’t be changed.

If he now tried to add the Ancheng Department Head, it would show his ID as "Wei Wang Ren."

Everyone was calling him “big shot.”

But once added, they’d see level Lv6.

Wouldn’t that be embarrassing?

Since it was too late to turn back, he’d have to bluff his way out with another contact method.

"Sorry, I can’t add..."

【Truth Vision (Passive): Integrated and Evolved】

【&%@# The Abyss God is contacting you through the Calamity】

【He sees your world once more】

【Account Anomaly! Account Anomaly!】

【Attempting repair... Repairing... Repair failed... Second attempt... Repair failed*%#&&*&#%】

【Account restored to normal】

Before Wu Wang could finish speaking,

the Abyss God’s strange muttering echoed in his ears, and his entire body turned pale and trembled.

The red vertical pupil on his inner wrist grew more intricate.

Its originally childlike, doodle-like appearance gradually acquired finer strokes; the corners of the eyes curved into the shape of phoenix eyes, reaching the level of a middle schooler copying an internet image.

He evolved again!

Wu Wang recalled that after finishing “Skipping School Dragon,” 【Truth Vision】 had once integrated and evolved.

That evolution brought no new effects, but he clearly felt the red pupil caused trouble more often.

Especially when 【The Abandoned Village Chronicle】 first began, he claimed he’d strangle the Yin Yuan Holy Maiden—only to discover it was his second sister’s awkward moment—and the red pupil even blinked to mock him.

Now, what had it integrated and evolved into this time?

It was becoming increasingly active!

"What... is this? Abyss God, you planning to evolve into a parasite beast?"

Wu Wang suddenly noticed:

His personal panel seemed slightly altered—previously, it was merely yellow background with black text, like the parchment of the Declaration of Independence.

Now, a strange red thread curled across the parchment, wrapping it as if staining it with some bizarre pattern.

A new option appeared in the upper-left corner—

【Switch Account】

Wu Wang: "Huh?"

No way, bro! Abyss God, you actually created an account?

With an extremely unnatural expression, Wu Wang clicked 【Switch Account】.

【Player#00000】

【Level: ???】

【Please enter your nickname】

Wu Wang was utterly numb.

What the hell did the Calamity Game fix?

Is this even a bug?

He had an inexplicable feeling—the red pupil on his body was gradually gaining independent consciousness, not just a mere mark.

Today it dares to create a secondary account!

Tomorrow it’ll dare to steal his account!

Who knew what would happen after a few more integrations and evolutions—would it try to steal his account and replace him?

But becoming a Calamity player and running dungeons was already an irreversible path.

As he rushed through dungeons and grew stronger, the Abyss God’s mark would feast better and better.

Its integration and evolution would accelerate further.

The uncertainty would grow stronger.

He suddenly felt a gun pressed to his head—every step forward was a gamble that the trigger wouldn’t be pulled.

Once he understood this,

Wu Wang grinned wildly.

"Abyss God! I bet your gun has no bullets!"

Unknown danger, supreme existence.

So what?

Isn’t it just a life? I give it!

I have more than enough lives!

He then skillfully typed in the account nickname.

【Player Nickname: Yan Shuangying#00000】

Abyss God! I’m borrowing your account for two days!

"Big shot? Big shot? What’s wrong with you?" The Ancheng Department Head and Xiezhi stared at Wu Wang, puzzled.

Why did he suddenly start twitching like he was having a seizure? It was terrifying.

Had they not known he was the one who’d killed the Yin Yuan God without taking damage, the Ancheng Department Head would’ve already called an ambulance.

"Oh, nothing. Just thought of something funny, had a little laugh. Let’s keep talking—what’s your name again... Fist Craves Battle?" Wu Wang snapped back, speaking instinctively.

Ancheng Department Head: "?"

No, big shot! You really just twitched twice? And why does your pronunciation of my name sound so weird? Can those two characters even pass censorship?

He never spoke without shocking people.

Though Wu Wang’s words made the other’s brain freeze, his hands quickly entered both their IDs and numbers into the friend-add field.

Before the Ancheng Department Head could protest,

he suddenly received a friend request.

Seeing the three characters 【Yan Shuangying】

he finally exhaled in relief.

So the guy was just joking—he did remember his ID after all.

They say the stronger the ability, the stranger the personality; true experts always have quirks. This proved true!

This big shot’s sense of humor was extreme.

"Haha, you really love jokes—I didn’t expect you to be level 30... Wait, what?!"

The Ancheng Department Head was about to compliment his level—after all, given the situation, this guy had to be at least level 30.

But those three huge question marks hung there.

That made his mind raise a question.

What the hell is this?!

How can someone’s level be a question mark?

Xiezhi also looked stunned and exchanged a glance with the Ancheng Department Head.

This teenage big shot was truly extraordinary!

In all their years as players, they’d never seen anything so bizarre.

Dungeons did have items that hid one’s level—but only from strangers!

How could someone hide their level from friends? Wasn’t that hacking the game system?

"Friends added, Yin Yuan God slain—we’ve at least shared a dungeon and fought side by side. Now let’s talk about adult topics."

Wu Wang lowered his voice.

Xiezhi’s expression grew slightly uneasy.

The Ancheng Department Head’s expression turned delightfully awkward.

Shared dungeon, shared battle—what’s left? Obviously, shared brothels!

Who knew the big shot was this down-to-earth!

That’s true; no matter how powerful a player is, they’re still human—they must have some needs.

“No problem, no problem—how about we head back to the city first? I’ll make arrangements,” said the Ancheng Department Head with a smile. “Big Shot, what kind of adult topics do you want to discuss?”

“Have you watched the latest Youth Large Study?” Wu Wang asked without changing expression.

Ancheng Department Head: “?”

Xiezhi: “?”

Come on, bro! Is this what you call an adult topic? You really think you’re a fresh college graduate?

Watching their expressions grow increasingly bewildered, Wu Wang chuckled and patted their shoulders. “Just kidding—I’d like to ask how many batches of internal testing there have been so far. Due to special circumstances, I’ve had no contact with the outside world. I’d appreciate your understanding.”

If you’re going to pretend, pretend to be mysterious!

Present yourself as a reclusive master!

When the other party began introducing themselves.

He had heard clearly: “third batch of internal testers.”

Wu Wang planned to extract some information from these two Ancheng Department Heads.

Those were things they took for granted in the high-end circles.

But information that a low-end player like him shouldn’t have access to.

For example: details about the Spirit Catastrophe Game itself, which cannot be found within the app.