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Chapter 64: Abyss God! I Bet Your Gun Has No Bullets!

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"Yan Shuangying? Big shot, add me as a friend."

Seeing that the big shot who looked like a teenager was quite easy to talk to, Director Ancheng patted his chest and introduced himself: "I am the Director of the Ancheng Branch of the Anomaly Bureau. My ID is—Fists Craving Battle#6969, a third-batch beta tester, currently level 27."

"Big shot, let's dungeon together when you have time."

The rough enthusiasm of the martial artist made Wu Wang feel somewhat honored and surprised; he hadn't expected anyone besides himself to be so forward.

The Xiezhi beside him also stepped forward and said:

"Xiezhi#110110, thank you again for helping handle the disaster. I will record and report this truthfully. You will be a friendly friend of the Anomaly Bureau."

Clearly, he also wanted to add a friend.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have mentioned his nickname and number.

Unless you matched in the same dungeon and could add friends face-to-face, adding a friend requires knowing both the nickname and the number simultaneously.

You two just met and are spewing your info out like crazy; what am I supposed to reply with?

Wu Wang suddenly realized something very important—he couldn't add friends.

A player's game ID cannot be changed.

If he added Director Ancheng now, it would display the ID 'Wei Wang Ren'.

Everyone was calling him 'big shot'.

But if they added him and saw Level 6...

Wouldn't that be awkward?

Since things had come to this, he could only use other contact methods to bluff his way through.

"Sorry, it's inconvenient for me to add..."

【Vision of Truth (Passive): Fused and Evolved】

【&%@# is contacting you through the Spirit Calamity】

【He is seeing your world clearly again】

【Account Anomaly! Account Anomaly!】

【Attempting repair... Repairing... Repair failed... Second attempt... Repair fa*%#&&*&#%】

【Account restored to normal】

Wu Wang hadn't finished speaking.

Suddenly, the Abyss God's strange ramblings echoed in his ears, and his whole face turned pale as he began to tremble.

The red vertical pupil on the inside of his wrist began to become more refined.

The appearance that originally looked like a child's stick figure gradually gained a few more strokes; the curves of the phoenix eyes were outlined on both sides of the corners, rising to the drawing level of a middle schooler copying an online image.

It evolved again!

Wu Wang remembered that after finishing 'Runaway Dragon' before, 【Vision of Truth】 seemed to have fused and evolved once.

Although no new effects appeared after that evolution, he could clearly feel that the red vertical pupil was causing trouble much more often.

Especially during the awkward moment in 【Tales of the Desolate Village】 when he first entered, where he said he wanted to strangle the Yin Fate Saintess but found out it was Second Sister, the red vertical pupil could even blink to mock him.

Who knows what it fused and evolved into this time.

It is becoming more and more active!

"This... what is it? Abyss God, are you planning to evolve into a parasitic beast?"

Wu Wang suddenly realized.

His personal panel seemed to have changed slightly; originally, the panel looked like simple yellow background with black text, with a texture like that Declaration of Independence parchment.

Now, a strange red thread appeared on this parchment, twisting and wrapping the paper as if trying to stain it with some strange pattern.

An option also appeared in the top left corner of the panel—

【Switch Account】

Wu Wang: "Huh?"

No way, buddy! Abyss God, you even created an account?

With an extremely unnatural expression, Wu Wang clicked the 【Switch Account】 option.

【Player#00000】

【Level:???】

【Please enter your nickname】

Numb, Wu Wang was completely numb.

Spirit Calamity game, what did you fix?!

Is this really not a BUG?

He had a strange premonition that the red vertical pupil on his body was gradually acquiring independent consciousness, rather than being a mere mark.

Today, it dares to create a smurf account!

Tomorrow, it will dare to steal accounts!

Who knows what will happen after this thing fuses and evolves a few more times; will it want to steal his account and take his place?

But the path of becoming a Spirit Calamity player and running dungeons is already destined and cannot be changed.

As he speedruns dungeons step by step and grows stronger, the Abyss God mark will surely eat better and better.

Its fusion and evolution will also become faster and faster.

The uncertainty will become stronger and stronger.

Suddenly feeling like someone was pointing a gun at his head, Wu Wang felt that every step he took forward was a gamble that the other party wouldn't accidentally fire and kill him.

After realizing this point.

Wu Wang grinned and went crazy.

"Abyssal God! I bet your gun has no bullets!"

Unknown dangers, supreme existences.

So what?

Isn't it just life? I'll give it!

Life is the one thing I lack the least!

He then skillfully entered the account nickname.

【Player Nickname: Yan Shuangying #00000】

Abyssal God! Lend me your account for two days!

"Big shot? Big shot? What's wrong with you?" Ancheng Department Head and Old Xiezhi looked at Wu Wang, somewhat puzzled.

Why did he start twitching halfway through speaking, looking as if he had epilepsy, which was strangely frightening?

If they hadn't known the other party was a ruthless person who had killed the Yin Yuan Great God without taking a single scratch, Ancheng Department Head would probably have already called an ambulance by now.

"Oh, nothing, I just thought of something happy and had a little shiver of excitement. Let's continue our chat. What's your name... Fist Intercourse, right?" Wu Wang came to his senses and blurted out unconsciously.

Ancheng Department Head: "?"

Not a big shot! You really did have a physical shiver of excitement? And why does my name look so weird the more I look at it? Can those two characters even pass censorship?

If words don't shock people, one won't rest until death.

Although Wu Wang was saying such provocative words that would make the other party's brain crash, he quickly entered both their IDs and numbers into the friends list to add them.

Ancheng Department Head hadn't even had time to refute.

Suddenly, he received a friend request.

After seeing the three characters 【Yan Shuangying】.

He finally breathed a sigh of relief.

So the other party was just joking; in reality, he still remembered his ID.

They say the stronger the ability, the stranger the temper; experts all have strange quirks. Seeing it today proves it's true!

This big shot's bad sense of humor is really too strong.

"Haha, you really love to joke. I didn't expect you to be level 30... Hmm? Holy crap!"

Ancheng Department Head was about to praise the other party's level, since based on the current situation, this person had to be at least a level 30 player.

But unexpectedly, three large question marks were hanging there.

This also made a question mark rise in his mind.

Holy crap! What is this thing?

How can anyone's level be a question mark?

Old Xiezhi over there also showed a shocked expression and exchanged a glance with Ancheng Department Head.

This young big shot is indeed not simple!

They have been players for so many years and have never seen such a bizarre situation.

There are indeed items in dungeons that can hide one's level, but those are for strangers!

How can anyone hide their level in the friends list? Isn't that equivalent to modifying the game system?

"Friends added, Yin Yuan Great God slain. We can barely count as having sat in the same classroom and carried the same gun. Now let's talk about some adult topics."

Wu Wang said in a lowered voice.

Hearing this, Old Xiezhi's expression became slightly unnatural.

Ancheng Department Head's expression, on the other hand, became wonderful.

Sat in the same classroom, carried the same gun; what's left? That would naturally be having slept with prostitutes!

I didn't expect the big shot to be so down-to-earth!

That makes sense; no matter how powerful a player is, they are still human after all, so they must have some needs.

"Well said, well said. How about we return to the city first so I can make arrangements?" Ancheng Department Head smiled. "What adult topics does the big shot intend to discuss?"

"Have you watched the latest Youth Great Learning?" Wu Wang asked without changing his expression.

Ancheng Department Head: "?"

Old Xiezhi: "?"

Not brother! Is this the adult topic you were talking about? Do you really think you're a college student who just turned eighteen?

Seeing their expressions becoming more and more wonderful, Wu Wang happily patted the other party's shoulder and said, "Just kidding. I wanted to ask which batch of the beta test it is now. Due to special circumstances, I haven't had contact with the outside world before. Please forgive us."

If you're going to pretend, pretend to be profound and unfathomable!

Package yourself as the image of a reclusive expert!

When the other party introduced themselves.

I clearly heard that phrase "Third Batch of Beta Test Players."

Wu Wang planned to first extract some information from these two officials of the Special Affairs Bureau.

Those are things they are used to in high-level matches.

But information that players like him in low-level matches should not have access to.

For example: things about the Spirit Disaster game itself that cannot be found within the APP.

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