[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-the-immortal-who-speedruns-the-supernatural-game":3,"chapter-the-immortal-who-speedruns-the-supernatural-game-the-immortal-who-speedruns-the-supernatural-game-chapter-67":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","The Immortal Who Speedruns the Supernatural Game",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},2296736,4492,"Chapter 67: Team Nightmare-Level Dungeon Clue (Request Follows!)","the-immortal-who-speedruns-the-supernatural-game-chapter-67",67,"\u003Cp>Approximately thirty minutes later.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Wang’s forehead veins bulged.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The virtual shopkeeper was drenched in sweat.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bro, hold on a second—you’re haggling, right? Aren’t you here to haggle?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Finally, the virtual shopkeeper cracked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other side hadn’t uttered a single word about price—only pure personal attacks, with vocabulary so rich it nearly fried my CPU.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>An adult’s breakdown begins with “Forget it.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A computer’s breakdown begins with “Can’t compute.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, so you have to insult me into submission before haggling? Let’s keep going—where were we?” Wu Wang frowned, recalling: “It was about whether your virtual diode gets hard and hot from interacting with your 2D wife.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Stop! Stop! Stop! I don’t wanna argue with some level-6 trash anymore—goodbye! Wait, no… never again!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The virtual shopkeeper vanished on the spot, face dark, leaving Wu Wang utterly bewildered.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So your legendary unbeatable haggling streak was just running away when you couldn’t insult back?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So what if I’m level 6? You look down on levels, huh? Let me show you something thick and huge!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Wang directly clicked [Switch Account].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Yan Shuangying #00000]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Player Level: ???]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Wang had noticed this from the start.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The account created by Yuan Shen shared most functions—like the daily shop—with his own account, and the level didn’t grant attribute points; it was basically useless except for looking mysterious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>That’s why he called it a parasitic beast.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maybe because it was newly created, he guessed that when Yuan Shen’s mark next fused and evolved, this account would become more independent.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But regardless, those three question marks for level were still terrifying!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Daily Shop — [Haggle]!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The virtual shopkeeper’s figure reappeared.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was ready to see which unlucky fool dared haggle while he was still seething—this time, he’d vent all his pent-up rage!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the surroundings grew increasingly familiar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Even the smirking boy in front of him was unmistakably familiar.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Shit! How the hell is it you again? I’m not dealing with some level-6 trash—”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before he finished speaking, the virtual shopkeeper froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He realized the opponent’s level wasn’t level 6 anymore.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It was three question marks he couldn’t read, wrapped in a strange crimson hue.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“What the hell is this?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The virtual shopkeeper reached out and poked the level display beside the player ID—visible only to him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He knew he was virtual and couldn’t physically touch anything.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He was just curious.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But the next second, the strange crimson wrapping around the account ID and panel began to flow!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In a flash, it spread along the intangible virtual projection onto the shopkeeper’s hand, turning his originally pale blue digital avatar into a vivid, eerie red.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Like a digital virus.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A similarly virtual red tentacle crawled out from the ground—thick as a water barrel and stretching several meters long!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The virtual shopkeeper was instantly bound.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Holy shit! Holy shit! Holy shit!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shopkeeper was paralyzed, nearly losing the ability to speak, only screaming “Holy shit!” over and over.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Wang also froze.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yuan Shen, are you being too much?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Just sticking tentacles through the screen to bind a 2D character is kinda weird!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>What kind of weird bondage play is this?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>At least pick a woman! That bald head tied up is giving me eye strain!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking this, he also reached out his hand.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Tap—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Wang’s hand rested on the virtual shopkeeper’s shoulder.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He, bearing the ID [Yan Shuangying], had also touched the virtual shopkeeper!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next second, he smiled.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Gently and amiably patting the virtual shopkeeper’s shoulder, he said: “You insulted the abbot and think you can just walk away? Here are your two choices: either discount the item, or I break your bones. Fair enough? Pick fast.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No sooner had he finished than the tentacles tightened violently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The virtual shopkeeper felt his waist might snap.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He frantically pounded the tentacle, gasping: “Discount! Discount! Discount! Give me the highest discount! Make this thing let go of me!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[3000] — [1500]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The price beneath the sword sheath equipment instantly halved; Wu Wang’s expression grew friendlier, yet he still didn’t loosen his grip.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He kept smiling at the virtual shopkeeper.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shopkeeper was about to break.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He panted, stuttering curses: “This… is really… the highest discount… if you drop it further, I’ll get fired… I swear…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How the hell can someone hit you through a digital screen?! Is there no justice in this world?!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing he was truly on the verge of collapse,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Wang concluded there was no more room to lower the price.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He finally clicked [Switch Account].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Instantly, the eerie red and tentacles vanished from the entire room.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The virtual shopkeeper collapsed onto his knees.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His face turned purple, like a liver.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before the bastard could change his mind, Wu Wang swiftly clicked [Purchase].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His inventory’s curse coins instantly dropped to 500.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Simultaneously, a uniquely shaped, slightly wider sword sheath appeared quietly in his inventory.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Full payment secured!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“You fucking… I’m gonna…”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The virtual shopkeeper was about to threaten, when he saw Wu Wang expressionlessly switch his ID from [Wei Wang Ren] to [Yan Shuangying].\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>His flushed face instantly turned ashen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He vanished on the spot, returning to the daily shop panel of the Spiritual Disaster Game.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He never wanted to see this guy again.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Didi-di—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Before Wu Wang could pull out the sword sheath to test its effect, his friend list began flashing with notifications.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And not just one.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Wei Wang Ren] account: Baili Dao was looking for him; [Yan Shuangying] account: Xiezhi was looking for him.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First, he opened Baili Dao’s message—\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The other seemed excited: “Holy shit! Wang Xiao! You’re fucking legendary! You actually haggled successfully in the daily shop?!”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Huh? How do you know?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Wang was stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>How did Baili Dao know right after he interacted with the virtual shopkeeper?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Did you install a spy on me?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The next second, Baili Dao opened his personal panel’s daily shop section and sent it to Wu Wang via friend list.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In bold, oversized Chinese Songti font—second only in size to the words [Daily Shop]—two announcements were displayed prominently:\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Congratulations, player Wei Wang Ren #9527! You’ve successfully haggled! You’re the first Word King of this shop!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[This achievement grants permanent 10% discount on all purchases!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The ID [Yan Shuangying] wasn’t displayed because the purchase was made using the [Wei Wang Ren] account, so the system defaulted to the latter as the successful haggler.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Bro, awesome! The forum on the app is exploding—everyone wants to know how you did it! This is unprecedented!” Baili Dao exclaimed excitedly.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No other reason—he’d tried haggling before.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And got publicly humiliated on the daily shop notice board for a full 24 hours.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>For a whole month after, every colleague at work laughed at him—today, Wang Xiao had finally avenged that humiliation!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Holy shit! So damn satisfying!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Oh, just insult him into submission—it’s easy. If you can’t do it, it’s your problem, not mine.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Wu Wang spoke with an unnatural expression.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because he noticed that beneath the notice,\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>the [Haggle] option had changed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The shopkeeper has gained profound insight into linguistic tactics and is currently optimizing and upgrading—stay tuned!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Dammit! Could this guy have spent all that time cursing just to absorb my verbal therapy and now plans to upgrade his insults to retaliate against other players?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The thought of other players being targeted by his own verbal therapy made Wu Wang feel helpless.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s not my fault—you guys chose to haggle on your own; no one forced you.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Then he opened the Xiezhi’s chat window.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The message inside left Wu Wang stunned.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“Brother Yan, good news has arrived.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“One of my subordinates just matched into a Nightmare-level team dungeon—the entry time is two days from now. Could you come to Mingyang City in the next two days to discuss the specific entry requirements?”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“I also have a humble request: if it doesn’t endanger your own safety, could you please try to save my unworthy subordinate? His family is waiting for him to return. I will personally compensate you with suitable items and equipment—I’ll owe you a favor, Xiezhi.”\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>“The dungeon’s name is—【Masked Ball】!”\u003C\u002Fp>",1343,"2026-06-20T05:36:16.007Z",1,"Qwen3-Next 80B","9b5cbe5754f529a90aca5ba9496b6b7c918476cdc66e8ce1f7e49741fd390426","the-immortal-who-speedruns-the-supernatural-game-chapter-68","the-immortal-who-speedruns-the-supernatural-game-chapter-66",331,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthe-immortal-who-speedruns-the-supernatural-game-cover.jpg"]