Chapter 100

Although it is a classic American joke format, no one present caught the punchline, and all looked at this uninvited guest in astonishment.

"Where did this clown come from?" Erik asked with disgust.

Beside him, Hank said awkwardly: "Isn't this someone you found?"

"Believe me, if you do this on my turf, I'll definitely feed him to the fish," Erik said with contempt.

The Joker, who was walking in a flamboyant way, looked left and right while saying: "So this is the mutant reservation, I've learned something. By the way, where is your casino?

"Do you mind letting people gamble. I don't have the capital, if I lose, although I can't afford to pay, I can stay and perform clown plays. You just need to cover my food and housing."

This is sarcasm about Genosha Island being an Indian reservation. Magneto Erik couldn't stand this kind of sarcasm, so he wanted to teach the person a lesson.

It's just that the mouth didn't stop, but continued to say:

"Looking at your original scenery here, there shouldn't be too many genetically modified foods. That kind of thing is not good to eat too much, do you know.

"When someone adds ingredients to it again, either the whole Earth becomes mutants, or the mutants die out, not one left. Be careful.

"But this kind of poverty is not without benefits, those environmental green people should come to live in such a place. Eating and wearing are all grown by themselves, and if the year is not good, they will be hungry, living an environmental life without gasoline and electricity.

"Yeah, no. Many of the clothes you wear are not pure cotton, pure hemp, or pure wool, they are all polyester fibers, this is not environmentally friendly. Or do you have green petrochemical plants that can produce environmentally friendly plastics?

"It's best to have it, otherwise the evaluation of you in my heart will be at the same level as that European environmental girl. Going out by plane, taking the train, just refusing to ride a bicycle to participate in environmental speeches in air-conditioned rooms.

"In the final analysis, environmental protection is the business of us poor people, right. Look at this place, it's really thoroughly environmentally friendly. If you ask me, everyone can be more environmentally friendly, right.

"Look, Genosha Island is north of the Tropic of Cancer, belonging to a tropical climate. And it's an island, mainly hot and humid. In fact, everyone doesn't need to wear so many clothes. Like some natives, a leaf is enough, regardless of men and women. You understand what I mean."

While the Joker was shaking his forehead, the red eyebrows he painted also shook. Clearly the oil paint on his face was very heavy, almost unable to see what he looked like, but he could still give a cheap expression.

Erik, who originally wanted to teach the other party a lesson, decisively retreated. Just say why normal people should argue with a lunatic about what they should look like. This is like a person not being a person, but running to bite a dog.

So Erik dismissed the team he had gathered and led the two designated people to do combat preparations. For him, the most important thing is naturally that iconic mental protection helmet. As long as Professor X doesn't play dirty, he is almost invincible.

Watching the people run away, Hank, who had nowhere to run, became the only target of the Joker. He looked at the disguised clown in front of him in panic and suspicion, and asked tremblingly: "Who are you?"

"Didn't you guys find me." The Joker hooked the human-form Hank McCoy and said: "Using fighting aliens as an excuse, you insist on making me lower my status to do this kind of small thing. Do you know that I am very busy every minute."

"Are you... Henry?" Hank said in surprise.

The Joker hooked Hank's neck and walked toward the X-Jet, saying: "No, no, there is no Henry, only the Joker. Just like you, Hank is Hank, Beast is Beast, is two names one person or two people?

"I am a pot of mixed soup, with a little bit of everything in the soup. A little bit of Joker, a little bit of crazy, a little bit of cowardly, a little bit of cheap, a little bit of street, a little bit of useless, a little bit of crooked butt, everything has a little bit.

"To say what the main ingredient is, of course it is water. It is said that water, you are like the sea. Just cheating the word count so blatantly, do you say it will make people itch with hatred.

"By the way, you said we are going to fight aliens. Who are we going to fight? ET? I am best at fighting children, one punch and no sound; if they dare to make a sound, continue to beat, beat until there is no sound. So you found me right.

"Have you seen it? The eighteen styles of the kind father and strict mother. I learned it when I was a child, and I never had a chance to use it. I don't have children myself, just happen to take other people's to practice. It is said that children don't need to be raised by themselves, other people's are more fun. You say so."

"Stop, stop, stop!" Finally finding an opportunity to interrupt, Hank broke free from the hooked arm and said: "Joker, right. I know, don't say it anymore. You get on the plane and find a seat to sit down. I want to prepare for the take-off procedure, I need to concentrate."

"OK, no talking." The Joker made a zipper movement on his mouth, boarded the X-Jet, and sat in the pilot's seat with one butt.

Seeing his seat occupied, Hank asked dumbfounded: "Do you know how to fly the Blackbird?"

"Of course I know." The Joker pointed to the instruments and switches in front of him, saying: "This is the landing gear handle, this is the take-off button, this is the automatic reverse parking switch, this is the knob to adjust the broadcast channel.

"And this, my favorite, the plane's steering wheel, right. Let me think, it should be upside down. So if you hit it to the left, it flies to the right, if you hit it to the right, it flies to the left. Next to it is the coffee machine, um, I'll just ask, where is the handbrake?"

"Great, all wrong." Hank said helplessly: "I beg you to sit in the back."

"Why, the view here is so good." The Joker said unwillingly. While adjusting the height of the seat, while adjusting the front and back of the backrest, this is playing.

Hank could only turn into the Beast form, grab the Joker's head and pull it back.

The person who was grabbed had no resistance at all, just like a dead rabbit being carried by the ears, was pulled away from the pilot's seat and randomly stuffed into any seat in the back row.

Hank even helped the other party fasten the seatbelt. This is because there are no tools and materials at hand, otherwise he would have found an iron bar to weld the other party to the seat.

Relying on his smart brain, Hank could already imagine the suffering of the next journey.

When Magneto Erik put on his iconic mental protection helmet and led the prepared Red Lotus and Selene onto the X-Jet, he naturally also saw the uninvited guest dressed as a clown.

"He is going to act with us?" Magneto questioned Hank in the pilot's seat.

Hank answered awkwardly: "He is the helper Raven designated to find."

"Mutant?"

"No, he claims to be an alien."

There was a sudden awkward silence in the X-Jet, Magneto and the other three looked at the Joker one after another. Only to see him blink quickly, returning a clear and pitiful look like a puppy, making people want to... hit him!