[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-the-kryptonian-slacker-in-marvel":3,"chapter-the-kryptonian-slacker-in-marvel-the-kryptonian-slacker-in-marvel-chapter-113":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"chinese","Marvel's Salted Fish Kryptonian",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":20,"prevChapterSlug":21,"totalChapters":22,"novelImage":23},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":16,"volume":17,"translator":18,"content_hash":19},2231307,4185,"Chapter 113","the-kryptonian-slacker-in-marvel-chapter-113",113,"\u003Cp>Somewhere on the coast of France, a place that is not a resort, and the sky is just dawning, naturally there will be no passersby or tourists appearing here.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Henry, soaked, climbed from the sea onto the rocky shore. The greasepaint on his face and the hair brushed with temporary water-based paint had long been washed clean by the seawater, not returning to the previous face mask.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He first turned and shook off the water stains on his body, then took off the exaggerated costume. Including the shoes, all were folded and stacked, leaving only the last pair of bright red underpants.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Henry looked at the battle suit he was holding with a difficult face, feeling helpless in his heart.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Thinking of the last battle on the alien warship, it wasn't fighting aliens at all, but the crazy Phoenix Girl chasing and killing herself!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The two of them ran, one chased. Hit the wall when encountering a wall, walked hard when there was no road.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Although there were alien defense teams inside the warship, those weak chickens were, of course, not the opponents of the Kryptonian and the furious Phoenix Girl. Those who didn't catch up were fine, and those who caught up with two invaders usually didn't have a good end.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In short, the D'Bari warship dragged its broken hull and ran. Earth was too dangerous, and that group of remnants decided to find other places to find ways to continue their race.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Henry only remembered his thoughts at the time, one was to avoid the Phoenix Girl, and one was to avoid the satellite remote sensing technology that didn't know to what extent it was now, so he plunged into the sea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>In the impression, even twenty or thirty years later, satellite technology and analysis technology continued to improve, and there was still a certain blind spot for the live detection of the deep sea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Basically, as long as the depth exceeds twenty meters, the optical monitoring method is completely abolished, and it can only rely on radio waves to cross-map the fixed terrain and landforms of the seabed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>This is also why in this world, those undersea people and undersea kingdoms living on the seabed still only exist in legends and have not been confirmed or tracked.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So Henry decisively chose to move from the seabed and return to the European continent from the Americas.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Henry had no way to guess why the Phoenix Girl didn't chase over, anyway, he had his own plans. Whether it was destroying the world or destroying the Earth, it was all up to her.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The X-Men would take care of the big trouble, and Henry's help only went as far as driving away the aliens. Fighting the Phoenix, don't make trouble. The previous state was ignorance...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Looking at the battle suit in his hand, Henry, who was sitting on a stone in underpants, had a feeling that was hard to describe. Finally, he couldn't help but use national swearing: \"Fuck, this battle suit is too much. Can't wear it anymore.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>After making up his mind, Henry used his eyes' heat vision to burn this cheap goods bought from a costume shop, including the tap dance shoes, into ashes. Then he used his powerful breath to blow the ashes into the sea.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Can't answer the X-Men's phone anymore. This time I had to fight the Phoenix, next time I don't know what kind of moth will be made, that would be crying without tears.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But after stripping to only one pair of underpants, Henry remembered a problem. Flying in this appearance, will the wind pressure blow away his underpants?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And then there was really a bird flying in the sky...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, those superheroes who wear tights and capes and fly in the sky are actually quite in line with physical phenomena from a certain angle. That Power Girl who wears an open-chest battle suit is an exception...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>And the Flash's battle suit is also extremely unscientific. Every time the Flash restarts, it will take some time to explain that in a state of extreme speed, ordinary clothes may be torn due to wind pressure, or burned due to high-speed friction with the air, so a special battle suit is needed.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But when the story progresses, the Flash takes ordinary people for high-speed movement, as if he never cares about this problem?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>No matter how far or how fast he runs, anyway, how people are taken away, how they come out in the end, at most dizzy Flash, just want to vomit.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the actual demand for the battle suit still exists, when the Flash takes an ordinary person for high-speed action, shouldn't it be starting with a full set of clothes and arriving with a bare butt?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don't think about it, thinking is the Speed Force field. This is the same meaning as the Kryptonian explanation, the biological force field comes out.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, is there a way to keep this pair of underpants and run back to Switzerland, the room borrowed from Ms. Hepburn? Or just fly back to the rental house in Los Angeles?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If the underpants sacrifice heroically on the way, then he can only run naked. Although as long as the speed is fast enough, no one can see it. But this kind of artistic behavior in broad daylight is really too exciting...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Henry patted his head, this is the appearance of being too deep in the play and not out of the play.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Sure enough, battle suits should be worn carefully, and roles should be chosen carefully.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Choosing a rotten role that is just for money, the star path is ruined. The same truth, wearing an unsuitable battle suit, the hero dream is broken.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ah, no! I never thought about being a superhero, broken or not, what does it matter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The point is why did I choose that costume? Too much.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>I was really crazy to do so.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Ah, no. The performance of wearing that battle suit is crazy. Or is it that the me who chose to wear that battle suit is actually crazy.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Regardless, Henry firmly believes that he is an ordinary person, just with a physique suspected of being a Kryptonian.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Yes. Whether it's Kryptonian or not, this has not been determined yet. But it seems it doesn't matter.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>First of all, during this time, Henry also found a pure lead block to test whether he was a Daxamite.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Because pure lead doesn't glow like Kryptonite, this means Kryptonite has radiation, and pure lead doesn't. So Daxamites won't be like Kryptonians on Earth, affected by Kryptonite. Daxamites have to contact pure lead to cause allergic phenomena.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Henry won't be allergic because of lead, so he is not a Daxamite.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Homelander template is even more impossible, because he is not a creature from outer space, and Homelander has no biological force field. It's different from Henry's situation, so it can be excluded.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>As for the universe being so big, whether there will be other aliens in the Marvel universe who become powerful because of irradiating Earth's yellow sun, Henry can't guarantee whether there is or not.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Anyway, discussing the origin of this kind of thing, it is important when you care, and it is not so important when you don't care.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Fortunately, that indescribable biological force field helped Henry keep the big red underpants. Just like the Hulk transforms, that super elastic pants always protect his last bit of dignity. This is a miracle belonging to the Marvel universe.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Maybe Thanos with six Infinity Stones in his hand can't snap away the Hulk's underpants. Otherwise, it would turn from an all-age reading material into an eighteen-forbidden pornographic journal.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>So, are you going to collect the Infinity Stones of this universe and try to make a wish, and experiment whether the authority of the six Infinity Stones is higher than the Hulk's underpants?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Henry patted his head hard again, trying to get rid of those abnormal thoughts. Then he used super speed and the ability to penetrate between molecules to return to his room and change into a normal set of clothes.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Old people living a retired life always get up early. So when Henry went downstairs, Ms. Audrey Hepburn was wearing an apron and frying eggs in the kitchen.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Hearing footsteps, he turned his head. Then the lady smiled happily and greeted: \"Morning, child. I didn't hear you come back. Do you want breakfast?\"\u003C\u002Fp>",1412,"2026-06-18T01:36:48.144Z","2026-06-18T03:18:02.290Z",1,"Gemini 3.1 Flash Lite","120dae6c25a7b44492f0e0435a202aa2edd312b7fdc01bb5d684010dd71b80fe","the-kryptonian-slacker-in-marvel-chapter-114","the-kryptonian-slacker-in-marvel-chapter-112",253,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fmarvel-s-salted-fish-kryptonian-cover.jpg"]