Chapter 250: Stealing a child, how many years in prison?

The one who came today to tell Sui Sui a story is a very pretty young lady.

The young lady's online nickname is Jueqing Xiao Ayi.

However, she herself……

It's estimated she's barely 20 years old.

Upon seeing her, the system even felt a bit of pity.

At such a young age……

Ah?

No ga?

Is the person still alive?

The Main God has been becoming increasingly unreliable lately.

Jueqing Xiao Ayi is a……

An agricultural science popularization streamer, usually without much fan traffic.

Her streaming is just a side thing; she doesn't expect to become famous or make money from it, it's just a casual thing, considered as helping her rural cause with a bit of advertising.

The reason she was pulled over to tell a story this time is because……

The Main God feels she's different from the other little fairies.

After all, the other little fairies wouldn't stick their hands into a cow's butt to help the cow give birth……

The Main God thinks she's a different kind of fireworks; even if the other party is a living person, he also signed an agreement with them.

Just telling a child a story can introduce several new varieties and new technologies, and the Main God guarantees the survival rate.

Such a good thing, why not do it?

The young lady didn't hesitate at all, directly signing her agreement.

Then, after just falling asleep at night, she woke up again.

Opening her eyes again, she saw Sui Sui in the darkness, with big eyes as black as grapes, curiously looking at her.

Young lady:?

Although ruthless and loveless, she can't resist cute pets or cute babies.

These eyes, this little face, this little cutie……

The young lady thought: Can I steal him?

This isn't modern times; even if she stole him, she couldn't be caught, right?

The young lady thought, my morals and worldview are about to collapse.

Fortunately, Sui Sui spoke out of curiosity, breaking her criminal thought【Pretty sister, good.】

Young lady: ……

Oh no, the soft and cute voice directly dealt a killing blow; she now wants to steal him even more!

Damn it!

She doesn't want to marry, she just wants a child—what's wrong with that?

The Main God is so powerful; what's wrong with giving her a child?

Even if we step back, if the Main God doesn't want to give, can't she just shamelessly ask for one?

New varieties, new technologies—if we don't want them, it's fine.

Can she exchange it for a child instead?

The young lady has already been thinking about it.

But when facing Sui Sui's expectant eyes, the young lady thought: Ah, I'm guilty, I actually forgot to tell the story!

Before coming, she had memorized stories like the mermaid tale.

She usually streams, and her gift of gab is the best; isn't this now her domain?

Come on, let's go!

As a result, as soon as the mermaid story began, Sui Sui blinked her big eyes and innocently spoke: 【Sister, I've heard it……the mermaid was finally scooped up by Uncle Dongpo!】

After listening, the young lady's eyes gazed dreamily: 【……Then was it braised into red-braised fish?】

For this question, Sui Sui thought seriously for a moment, then nodded: 【The taste is actually pretty good.】

Young lady: ……

What a cute little kid!

Mom, if she steals a child, how many years would she get?

Could she go to prison to atone?

But first, let her steal the child!

Before, the young lady didn't feel much; after all, some bratty kids make you want to hit them eighteen times in a second, but some kids really make you want to steal them!

For example, the Sui Sui right before her eyes.

The young lady again desperately sent a message to the Main God: 【I really can't have a child? I'm not greedy, just one, named Sui Sui will do!】

Main God:?

She's heard the mermaid story, so what should we tell?

The Ugly Duckling?

Sui Sui: 【……I've heard it too, it finally turned into a swan and flew away, then Uncle BaiQi buried it in a big pit, which still contains four hundred thousand little friends.】

Young lady:?

Lord Wu'an, is this how you explain your own past pit massacre?

Awesome, awesome!

Spring and Autumn brush method, you can't even write it.

Little Aunt feels, according to BaiQi's explanation, her stealing a child might actually be a crime—she might not even need to go to jail!

Too bad, she can't find anyone now.

Better to just honestly tell stories.

Most fairy tales, Sui Sui has heard them all.

Although often mixed up, she has indeed heard them.

Little Aunt feels there's nothing new, so she simply starts telling Sui Sui about postpartum care for sows, how one litter can have thirty piglets, and the piglets grow healthy.

Solutions for difficult calving in cows, and comfort and assistance for postpartum calves.

After lambs give birth, handling of ewe's milk, cheese making, and storage of dairy products.

……

Little Aunt thinks, in other fields, I can't win.

But in my field, others can't even think of taking advantage.

Sui Sui originally wasn't interested.

But hearing Little Aunt say, one more cow means more productivity; in their ancient times, productivity was originally low, so more cows are a good thing!

Although sheep can't plow fields, if dairy products are stored properly, they can fully serve as energy supplements in winter—high-quality protein, very good for the body.

Pigs are even better!

Pork is the best fat.

Never mind red or white meat; if it lets common people survive the winter safely, it's good meat!

Horse production is even more important!

Never mind whether it's a warhorse or an ordinary everyday horse.

Each one is very precious!

Their production cycles are so long; naturally, we must pay extra attention to the matter of production.

So, is animal production unimportant?

That's impossible!

There's a lot of learning involved here!

【Of course, just mastering the technique isn't enough; the application of veterinary medicine also needs to be noted.】

【Allicin, as the king of cost-effectiveness, the most easily obtained antibiotic in daily life, its status is unshakable—whether for humans or beasts, everyone needs it!】

【Actually, chlortetracycline is an indispensable drug among veterinary antibiotics, its promotion and application are extremely widespread in daily life, but… given your current conditions, how to extract it is a big problem… just the fermentation cultivation step alone would likely kill countless people, after all you don't study chemistry… ah, wrong, it's not that you don't study, it's that you don't apply it properly—you spend all day researching fireworks shooting up into the sky, why not research gunpowder to blast people?】

【Gentamicin… forget it, you can't handle it, and even a little kid couldn't remember it—I'll just tell you how to care instead; this research turned out fine, it's also quite useful, proper care sometimes works better than medicine.】

……

Sui Sui listened all night to various postpartum care for poultry and livestock, as well as difficult birth handling.

Although she didn't understand, the little girl listened with especial delight.

When hearing something interesting, Sui Sui would also curiously ask, '【Really? Really reach your hand in?】'

【Can your hand really reach in?】

【How amazing—can humans do it too?】

……

Although the little girl had many questions, Little Aunt wasn't impatient, explaining each point: '【Of course you can.】'

【When mammals give birth, the birth canal opens, and the space is fairly spacious; otherwise, how could such a large cow or child be delivered?】

【Humans can too—otherwise, when acting as a midwife during birth, what are you busy fussing over with your hands and feet?】

【Surely reaching in would hurt, but during childbirth one has already felt pain thousands of times; later the pain numbs, so reaching in isn't a big deal—but if it's an animal, remember to control its hooves, lest it lose control and kick, which would be bad, especially for cows and horses.】

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The second watch is at 19:00.