[{"data":1,"prerenderedAt":-1},["ShallowReactive",2],{"origin-the-lovely-heiress-is-actually-a-god-beast":3,"chapter-the-lovely-heiress-is-actually-a-god-beast-the-lovely-heiress-is-actually-a-god-beast-chapter-958":6},{"origin":4,"title":5},"english","The Lovely Heiress Is Actually A God Beast",{"chapter":7,"nextChapterSlug":19,"prevChapterSlug":20,"totalChapters":21,"novelImage":22},{"id":8,"novel_id":9,"title":10,"slug":11,"index":12,"content":13,"wordcount":14,"created_at":15,"updated_at":15,"volume":16,"translator":17,"content_hash":18},1766520,2340,"Chapter 958: She’s an Outstanding Comedian","the-lovely-heiress-is-actually-a-god-beast-chapter-958",958,"\u003Cp>The Island Master watching the live stream jumped up, pointing at Little Taotie: \"What’s this Little Cub up to? Is she going to harm my Gold Mountain?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The woman, having swapped her medieval princess dress for casual wear, lounged lazily on the sofa, swirling a glass of red wine, \"How interesting!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"No way, Gold Mountain has been with me for over two years and is about to celebrate its third birthday, I can’t turn a birthday into a death day! I have to stop them!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The woman squinted at the Island Master, saying lazily, \"You’ve finally found yourself an excuse to join the game.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Island Master’s hand, tying his tie, froze, and he coughed dryly: \"Don’t understand me so well, it makes me uncomfortable.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Actually, he’d long wanted to get involved on the island, but there had been no excuse until now; finally, he had one, as he was going to rescue his pet Gold Mountain! The producer had no reason to stop him, right?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>But what’s up with this woman, seeing through him at a glance?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>It’s so tough, smart women are terrifying!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Slip away, got to get out of here!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Island Master put on leather boots and ran off, \"I’m off, don’t need to prepare dinner for me!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The woman on the sofa downed her wine, pouting: \"Not that good anyway, grape juice tastes better.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"The Island Master wants to enter the island?\" The producer blocked him: \"There’s no precedent for this.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Island Master hurriedly said: \"They’re going to harm my Gold Mountain, my Gold Mountain, I’ve raised it through thick and thin, I can’t watch it get smashed to death! Let me in, if anything happens to Gold Mountain, I’ll never let you go!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Producer: \"...Can you act normal, you’re overdoing it.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>If you really cared so much, why put it on the island?\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Don’t talk nonsense!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>A young master like you would personally take care of it? You probably just thought to play with it, leaving the hard work of care to others!\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Island Master saw him standing there motionless, angrily shouted: \"If it dies, will you compensate?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The producer’s face stiffened.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Island Master squinted, spotting a flaw, immediately said: \"For an adult Golden Python over five meters, I’ll cut you some slack, 10,000 M gold.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Producer: \"...You placed it on the island yourself, the island is yours, the snake is yours, your snake dies on your island, what’s it got to do with me.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tsk, you do know the island is mine, don’t you?\" The Island Master smiled brightly, \"If my Gold Mountain dies, all of you, get off my land immediately!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"There’s a contract...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Tsk, breach it then, it’s not like I can’t afford it!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Producer: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>He silently moved aside, sighing: \"Craving a smoke, I’m off to have a cigarette.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Seeing him flee, the photographers blocking the way also ran along.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>The Island Master smiled smugly, \"Try fighting me! Ha!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>...\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Jinzi asked in confusion: \"Why did you throw the stone?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"I was afraid of smashing it to death.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"If you smash it to death, so be it, we’ll have roast python!\" Little Jinzi licked her lips.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Damn! From touching it, to knocking it out, to smashing it dead then roasting it? Things are escalating fast?]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[So brutal!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Actually... I’ve eaten fried python before, it’s delicious!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[You upstairs, you’re brutal!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[In my hometown, at wedding banquets, there’s always a dish called fried python!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[Such a brutal wedding feast!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Taotie frowned: \"Will you go to jail?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Why would I go to jail?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"It looks very pretty, and pretty animals are often protected by the state.\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Jinzi was stunned: \"So what?\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>\"Harming or killing a state-protected animal can get you jailed,\" Little Taotie said confidently.\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Jinzi couldn’t believe it; her small worldview was overturned, she widened her Little Bean-like eyes, \"An animal more precious than me? How can this be! I... I don’t want to be human, I want to be a state-protected animal!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Taotie: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Jinzi wailed: \"If it hits me, eats me, it doesn’t even have to go to jail! A human is no match for a snake!\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Little Taotie: \"...\"\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>Live stream viewers: [Laughing to tears! A human is no match for a snake!]\u003C\u002Fp>\n\u003Cp>[No wonder she’s a top comedian, cracking me up! Such an odd way of thinking!]\u003C\u002Fp>",729,"2026-06-08T09:58:43.098Z",1,"novelbin.me","2758598bbf80e6464a47b40012adff48165c1311b3fa6aa10b937b0d851c8385","the-lovely-heiress-is-actually-a-god-beast-chapter-959","the-lovely-heiress-is-actually-a-god-beast-chapter-957",1668,"https:\u002F\u002Fnovelzhen.com\u002Fimages\u002Fcovers\u002Fthe-lovely-heiress-is-actually-a-god-beast-cover.jpg"]