Chapter 791
"Comrade, thank you, thank you." Lei Xin rushed back from the garbage dump and shook hands hard with the good citizen Wang Kejiang.
He escaped from the garbage mountain as soon as he received the news, ran and jumped to the police station here, and just happened to run into Wang Kejiang who had finished his statement.
Wang Kejiang was stylishly dressed, wearing a colorful graffiti jacket on his upper body, and shook hands with Lei Xin very reservedly: "You're welcome, I was just walking my dog... no... it's really a bit smelly..."
Wang Kejiang was so disgusted that he wanted to vomit, almost unbearable. He released Lei Xin's hand for the first time, stepped back two steps, looked at Lei Xin with a ferocious face, and then looked at his right hand, having the urge to chop it off.
"Hey... sorry, sorry, I stayed on the garbage mountain for too long, I forgot." Lei Xin touched his head apologetically, and then felt a little regretful.
Wang Kejiang waved his hand, and at the same time smelled the stench floating in the air, his heart was full of despair: "If I go home like this, can my dog let me in?"
"Really sorry. Hey, Old Lei, you are returning evil for good." The director of the police station came up with a smile to smooth things over, and then helped Wang Kejiang wipe his hands.
Soon, a household registration police officer walked quickly and sent a completed dog license to Wang Kejiang's hand.
"En, from now on, Ada is a formally listed dog..." The director expressed his gratitude again.
Wang Kejiang was also happy. This was also the request he had just tentatively made. It is not easy to get a dog license in Qinghe City. Of course, ordinary people are too lazy to apply for it. This time, there was an opportunity, so he applied for a license with a headshot for his dog Ada.
"I'll take a photo later, make a tag, and hang it on the dog's neck." Wang Kejiang forgot the stench on his right hand and shook the director's hands tightly.
"It's fine to hang the original license. If you need to reissue the license, just come over and say it." The director sincerely thanked Wang Kejiang. If it weren't for this stylish young man, he would have been on the garbage mountain in two days at most.
Lei Xin's criminal police brigade had already been filled in. The young guys who entered the field first had already been pickled, and it was time to change back to rest. The next wave to be mobilized could only be the police officers from the police station at the scene of the incident.
Lei Xin himself laughed and sent people out the door. After waiting for Jiang Yuan's side to confirm, he hurriedly called the criminal police on the garbage mountain.
"Come back, the murder weapon has been found." Lei Xin's nasal cavity was blocked, it was smelly.
The deputy captain on the other end of the phone was even more choked: "Found? Really found? Where was it found?"
"Under a tree in the residential area. Found by the owner who was walking the dog." Lei Xin paused and said solemnly: "Come back."
"Good! Good!" The deputy captain responded repeatedly, then hesitated again and said: "Have you verified it with Team Leader Jiang? I'm leading the team back now. If you want to mobilize to pick up garbage again, I can't handle it."
"Verified, verified..." Lei Xin sighed after finishing, and repeated: "Come back, come back to eat something good, my treat."
"Eat something good, eating something smelly is about the same!" The deputy captain laughed.
Evening.
A group of criminal police officers sat in the courtyard of a barbecue restaurant, looking suspiciously at the cow dung slate barbecue in the center of the courtyard.
Can this thing be eaten?
Why doesn't this thing smell?
Why eat this thing?
As criminal police officers, everyone's questions jumped up one after another.
The owner of the barbecue restaurant, Chen Daqian, and the waiter were even more confused. They only do cow dung slate barbecue a few times a year, all in the form of full-court booking, which can be considered a special project in the shop.
The burning temperature of cow dung is relatively low, which can be heated evenly. In order to highlight this feature and also for good heat storage and characteristics, they added slate components. Of course, places like Mongolia also have similar projects, and the meat roasted this way is very tender.
It must be said that the meat roasted with cow dung also has a grassy fragrance—cows have four stomachs, and their digestive system is mainly based on bacteria, so cow dung is equivalent to plant fiber that has undergone four fermentation processes, containing about 10% crude protein, about 1% crude fat, and less than 30% crude fiber.
Therefore, burning cow dung does not smell, it can only be said to have a special smell. There is a reason why some Indian snacks can only be made with cow dung. Teasing doesn't count, but if you think 1.5 billion people have a unified wrong cognition, then you must be very excellent.
However, today's barbecue courtyard is really smellier than roasting shit!
The owner of the barbecue restaurant, Chen Daqian, has done it for so many years. Every year, people tease him as a "shit roaster," and he just smiles it off. In the past two years, everyone has started calling him "shit roasting immortal," and Chen Daqian just smiles slightly.
However, after roasting shit for so many years, until today, Chen Daqian knew what the real smell was.
"Boss Jiang, shall we... shall we change something to eat today?" Chen Daqian found Jiangfuzhen, his expression very awkward.
The person who treated and signed the bill today was Lei Xin, but the person who found the place was Jiangfuzhen. The shop rented by this barbecue restaurant was also Jiangfuzhen's. Chen Daqian didn't want to offend the police, nor did he dare to offend the landlord. Finally, he felt that the landlord was easy to talk to.
Jiangfuzhen asked: "Why change?"
"It's too smelly. I'm afraid they really think we are roasting shit." Chen Daqian said the truth: "The neighbors around are all posting on Moments. If we keep doing this, people will really think our cow dung barbecue is incredibly smelly..."
"Then, are there people who come to eat your cow dung barbecue who think cow dung barbecue doesn't smell?" Liu Jinghui was just chatting with Jiangfuzhen, and when he looked back, it was a logical poke.
Chen Daqian was stunned by the question. He really hadn't thought about this angle.
When he was the "shit roasting immortal," and even earlier, in the years when he was a "shit roaster," he always explained to the guests that cow dung doesn't actually smell...
However, people who really book the whole court to eat cow dung barbecue are actually coming for the smell?
In Chen Daqian's mind, countless pictures flashed, and finally overlapped together:
"Boss, your cow dung barbecue doesn't smell either!"
Chen Daqian slapped his thigh in annoyance: "Right, why didn't I think of it?"
"Figured it out?" Liu Jinghui held the wisdom pearl, as if he had seen through Chen Daqian's heart.
"I figured it out." Chen Daqian bowed slightly: "I'll send someone to buy some snail rice noodle seasoning now."
Wisdom pearl Liu Jinghui: "En?"
A somewhat familiar smell of snail rice noodles rose from the courtyard, and the people around were relieved one after another:
"Right, this smell is just right."
"Really smelly."
"Smelly enough to make people a little hungry..."
The police officers in the courtyard also showed expressions of relief. Now, it's not just them who are smelly. Using this foul-smelling body to eat this foul-smelling meal is just right, just right, just right.
"Thank you for your hard work." Jiang Yuan raised his glass and clinked it with Lei Xin, saying realistically: "It's my limited technology that made everyone suffer..."
"Team Leader Jiang, if you say so, I will be embarrassed. It is you who gave us an opportunity to work hard. Without your planning, it would be useless for us to want to work hard and climb the garbage mountain." Lei Xin hurriedly clinked glasses with Jiang Yuan and added: "Seriously, as long as the case can be solved, you let me climb the garbage mountain every day... climb for half a month a month, I really have no problem."
Lei Xin looked to his side as he spoke.
"I'll climb the remaining half of the month." The deputy captain laughed and cooperated.
"I can climb for a week." The instructor didn't have much consciousness today.
"I'm about to retire." The deputy instructor laughed and came over, then raised his glass, clinked it with Jiang Yuan again, and smiled: "I have seen many detectives, but it is rare to see one as divine as Team Leader Jiang. Honestly, I haven't seen one. This case has been solved. It's just a matter of finding evidence, which is a bit bumpy. Climbing a garbage mountain, what's there to say? The first time I accompanied a forensic doctor to shovel a rotten corpse, it was smellier than a garbage mountain. If Team Leader Jiang can do it, what can't I do?"
"Long live understanding!" Jiang Yuan raised his glass and drank the whole glass of beer in one breath.
Liu Jinghui also drank a glass with him and said: "Fairly speaking, this case is really difficult to solve. There are almost no traces at the scene, and the murder weapon used is special. The killer is lucky. It is not easy to complete the whole chain."
"It's good that it's solved." Huang Qiangmin laughed heartlessly, then winked at Lei Xin and said: "This is a current case, the combat power ranking won't add points."
In the police combat power ranking of Shannan Province, for the criminal police brigade level, solving all current cases is 100 points. If one case is not solved, it is 0 points, and if two are not solved, it is negative 100 points, which is a deduction nature. Therefore, the Shuxiang Mingyuan case was solved, the Qianjin District Criminal Police Brigade did not add points, but the Ningtai County Bureau and the Ningtai County Criminal Police Brigade both had to add points.
Lei Xin waved his hand: "That list has long been yours, what's there to look at."
As the topic changed, everyone's interest was a little higher.
Lei Xin then announced that everyone who had climbed the garbage mountain would have two days off, and everyone cheered. In this day and age, it is a blessing for criminal police officers to be able to rest for the weekend.
Jiang Yuan also drank when he should drink and ate meat when he should eat. When his stomach was full, he found Lei Xin and said: "Captain Lei, send two people who are not on holiday to run a few places with my people later."
"En? Is it a case?" Lei Xin drank alcohol and was a bit slow.
Jiang Yuan nodded: "In the previous murder case, wasn't there a head hit by a blunt instrument with bamboo chips left? I have some thoughts."
End of Chapter
