Chapter 295

Guo Da was truly stunned by Qin Mu's ability!

In just a sentence or two, he dropped so many gags.

First: Guo Dalin is Guo Da's son, the young master of the Deyun Pavilion.

Second: Who exactly is the heir to the Deyun Pavilion?

Third: He picked up the gag Guo Dalin made about "treating the audience as friends."

Not only that, he solved Guo Dalin's predicament and gave him a very suitable way to step down.

Additionally, he gave the audience a benefit, making them high-spirited and the atmosphere incredibly heated.

Right!

So many things, accomplished in just a sentence or two.

With this kind of verbal ability, even he would have to think for a long time before coming up with such a brilliant method!

Is Brother Qin really a crosstalk novice?

Guo Da thought for a long time, but couldn't think of such a figure in the crosstalk world before!

You have to know, he can definitely be called a titan of the crosstalk world now.

He basically knows everyone who mixes in this circle.

He believes he has definitely never seen Brother Qin in this circle before!

It's too terrifying!

Brother Qin, with just one night of learning, can reach such a level!

This is simply a genius!

Even compared to his most capable disciples in the Deyun Pavilion, it's like the difference between clouds and mud!

"It's a real pity Brother Qin doesn't perform crosstalk."

Guo Da sighed to himself.

But, a moment later, he immediately let out a bitter laugh.

Is it a pity?

It is indeed a great pity.

But the path Brother Qin is taking in photography has definitely reached a realm that no one has ever reached before.

If he really came to perform crosstalk and didn't do photography.

That would simply be a major loss for the domestic film and television industry!

"Sigh."

"I can only say that a genius will shine wherever they go!"

Guo Da is very good at judging people.

When he first saw Qin Mu on TV, he had thought of these words.

He didn't expect it to actually come true!

The whole venue is still shouting.

Happy, excited, enthusiastic.

There are two reasons.

First: Brother Qin and Guo Dalin spoke so vividly, with such back-and-forth, that the impression they gave was quite good.

This also exceeded many people's expectations.

Brother Qin's first time on stage, and he could perform so well.

He even blocked Guo Dalin until he had nothing to say!

Definitely an unexpected joy!

Second: Next time they can get a free Deyun Pavilion crosstalk show.

How wonderful!

Although in crosstalk, most of the words are for the sake of the show's effect and are fake.

But this kind of thing cannot be faked!

It will definitely be fulfilled in the future!

And this was brought to them by Brother Qin!

Grateful!

Super grateful!

Not only are they grateful, Guo Dalin is also very grateful.

That difficult problem just now was finally passed!

And it was solved quite well, making the atmosphere of the whole venue rise up all at once.

As for inviting the audience to a free show.

It doesn't matter.

These are just small amounts of money.

It's nothing.

"Hey, coincidentally."

"Didn't I have a friend whose family held a full-month celebration before?"

"This matter is actually quite interesting."

Qin Mu waited for the audience's cheers to die down a bit before continuing.

"Oh, there's this matter too."

"I want to hear about it."

Guo Dalin immediately followed up.

"My friend was busy over there, and there were too many people, over a dozen tables of guests."

"That was really busy."

"So, my friend asked me to go help out."

"Oh, you went to help?"

"Yeah."

"What help did you provide?"

"Me! I've studied accounting before."

Qin Mu had just finished speaking.

The audience below became boisterous.

"Wow! Brother Qin even knows accounting!"

"Does he know so much?"

"Is this what being all-around is?"

"Hahaha, Brother Qin is so amazing, love it, love it!"

"Actually."

"I just understood it, my knowledge is just a bit broad."

Qin Mu laughed.

"At that time, so many relatives and friends came to give gifts."

"Who calculated the accounts?"

"You?"

"Yeah, it just so happened that I calculated them."

"You're quite amazing!"

"It's just that in calculating these accounts, I discovered a principle."

"What principle?"

"When making friends, you have to make friends like me!"

"Why is that?"

Guo Dalin was endlessly curious.

"Because I'd go through fire and water for a friend."

"You?"

"Yeah, my friend is very rich, and the friends he makes are all wealthy tycoons."

"Do you know how much money was collected at that full-month celebration?"

"How much?"

"Over a million."

"Wow!"

"To be honest, I've never seen that much money."

Qin Mu laughed.

This matter, naturally, isn't true.

It was a script he thought of last night.

Whether it's fake or not doesn't matter.

The main thing is that it's interesting.

"Whoa!"

Below the stage, the audience's voices immediately rang out.

Never seen over a million?

We don't believe it.

"Haha, just kidding, just kidding, I have seen it!"

"I saw it that day at my friend's house."

Qin Mu laughed.

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

Below the stage, everyone was laughing.

That gag was dropped well!

"For this account, we can't have any blind entries!"

"Everything must be recorded clearly—where it came from, who gave it!"

"That's right."

"To calculate this account, I spent three days and three nights, without sleep or rest, to calculate it out."

"Not a cent more, not a cent less, a total of over a million!"

"Oh my, that was hard work for you!"

"Yeah, it was quite hard work. Look, since I worked so hard, I gave your friend 100, 00 yuan, that should be about right."

"Right."

Guo Dalin replied subconsciously, but the next second he felt something was wrong.

What the hell!

Give a friend 100, 00 yuan?

Isn't this the gift money the friend collected?

"Haha!"

The whole venue laughed out loud again.

Dalin being teased like this.

It's too interesting!

"Friendship, this is friendship."

"You don't need to envy my friend."

"No, no! You collected over a million in accounts and only gave 100, 00 yuan, so where did the rest of the money go?"

"Labor fees."

Qin Mu smiled slightly.

"So you deducted so much money!"

"Yeah, didn't you see how hard I worked calculating? To calculate this money, I didn't even eat much at the banquet that day."

"Besides, over a million doesn't sound very good."

"100, 00 yuan, simple and direct, and sounds good."

"A one followed by so many zeros!"

Once these words were out, Guo Dalin was directly amused.

Let alone him, the audience didn't stop laughing.

"Good!"

"That was said so well!"

And backstage, Guo Da stood up excitedly.

Perfect!

— Author's Notes —

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