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Chapter 58: Heaven did not give birth to me, the Keyboard Warrior

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Wang Xiaoman was a college student who had just graduated.

She was very lucky today; she came to Zhe City for tourism and didn't expect to be selected by the Running Man production team to be an on-site audience member.

Being able to watch stars up close was like a dream come true for a star-chasing girl like her.

But the only pity was that the production team required them not to take any photos of the scene and send them out.

"Selfies should be fine, right."

Wang Xiaoman took out her phone, quietly looking for a selfie angle, and then let the camera only show her face as much as possible, not including anything else in it.

Click!

Hmm, not bad.

Wang Xiaoman glanced at it casually; the effect was okay, beautiful.

Soon, she opened the chat group, sent the photo in, and added the caption 'Happy, the atmosphere at the scene is very active, everyone is very good.'

If she didn't show off to her sisters, wouldn't this trip be in vain?

Little Doll: Wow, Xiaoman, did you really go to the Running Man scene?

Manman Life: Yes! So happy!

Didi Eating: Envious "933"! I can only watch in the live stream, the gap is too obvious.

Fortune Cat: By the way, did you see the legendary Brother Qin? Is he super handsome?

Manman Life: Yes! Really super handsome! When he appeared, many girls in the audience were infatuated.

Little Doll: Oh my god! Quickly take a photo for us, let us see too!

Manman Life: Sisters, I'm sorry, the production team required us not to take photos, I can't do anything about it!

Fortune Cat: Oh, my heart is itching now!

Tissue Super Girl: Eh, you guys look carefully, in the bottom right corner of the photo, there seems to be a handsome figure!

Little Doll: Really, you didn't say it and I didn't see it clearly, I have to enlarge it to see it clearly, it's a bit blurry.

Fortune Cat: A handsome and tall back, who is this? Xiaoman, seize the opportunity to ask for a WeChat, hehe.

Looking at the sisters' discussion, Wang Xiaoman suspiciously enlarged the selfie.

Sure enough, not far behind her, one could vaguely see a person's shadow, walking by holding something.

My god!

Isn't this Brother Qin?!

Wang Xiaoman was directly startled.

When did he run there?!

And it was just captured by my selfie!

"Sisters, that figure seems to be Brother Qin..."

Wang Xiaoman covered her face and replied in the group chat.

"Ah?"

"???"

"Little friend, do you have many question marks?"

"/Pikachu-style shock."

Weibo, in the 'Who is Brother Qin' section.

Posts were refreshing one after another.

Today Running Man started broadcasting, adding more heat to the discussion.

"Hahaha, laughed to death! Brother Chen and Brother Kai were both overshadowed, so the question is, how handsome is Brother Qin?"

"A professional says, Brother Qin's sense of camera and picture structure is really too strong, the atmosphere is ready to come out!"

"Sigh, today is another day of missing Brother Qin! What does he look like!"

"The mysterious Brother Qin has touched the hearts of countless fans."

"Begging the production team to switch the camera to the machine, I want to see Brother Qin!"

The show had been broadcasting for nearly an hour, and countless screen-peepers, archaeologists, and researchers were almost staring their screens to pieces.

But there was no clue about Brother Qin at all.

And the audience's and guests' reactions of calling him 'handsome' added to his mystery.

Damn it!

How handsome is he!

Let me see!

Suddenly, a post was quietly posted at the top of the section.

'Shock! Suspected true face of Brother Qin appears!'

When it came out, not many people cared.

During this time, some netizens often used eye-catching titles to gain popularity.

Like 'The story I have to tell with Brother Qin!', 'Bold! Brother Qin actually did such a thing!', 'That night, Brother Qin made me unforgettable!', etc.

At first, it was indeed quite curious, and many people flocked to it.

The popularity was so high that it occupied the top of the list for several days.

However, the content inside was jaw-dropping.

'The story I have to tell with Brother Qin': Suspenseful opening to attract eyeballs, later gradually developed into a domineering president, the whole thing is a novel.

'Bold! Brother Qin actually did such a thing': More than a dozen pictures! Some surfing in Mauritius, some raising tigers in Dubai, some throwing money on Wall Street in the US.

That's fine.

But damn, the traces of P-shopping are not too outrageous!

All of them were pictures found on the internet, and then the protagonists were all P-shopped into Brother Qin.

This is not the most excessive part!

The most excessive part is that the people in the pictures really had three words written on them: 'Brother Qin'! No front face, no back view!

There is also the 'That night, Brother Qin made me unforgettable' post.

It can be seen that the author's level is very high, writing a whole page of horror stories.

The kind that is really scary.

It scared many fans who were excited to see the revelations, and they had shadows when sleeping at night.

It is precisely because of these real clickbait troublemakers.

Leading many people to be accustomed to it and not pay much attention.

However, there are still people who are unwilling to give up, wanting to talk about the truth, and by the way, denounce the poster to vent their anger.

The content of the post is very simple.

Two pictures, one paragraph of text.

'My best friend went to the Running Man scene today and accidentally took a picture of Brother Qin! Must enlarge the picture to see!'

"Cut, this kind of routine again, can you be more sincere 0 ......."

"Less routines every day, the world will be a better place."

"If I didn't know Brother Qin, I would have really believed it."

"Despise the poster!"

Before even looking, a large wave of people came in to spray her.

This kind of routine is really played out!

Last time someone said he secretly took a picture of Brother Qin, and when he opened the photo, the pixel was so low that even if he said he took a picture of a god, someone might believe it.

Li Long is a senior old netizen in the 'Who is Brother Qin' section.

When this section was just established, he was already hanging out in it.

Posting water posts every day, watching posts, and participating in discussions, having a lot of fun.

'Shock! Suspected true face of Brother Qin appears!'

"Too fake!"

Li Long gave a contemptuous smile; there are really too many such posts, twenty or thirty a day is considered few.

"Since the poster is looking for a spray, then I, this 'Keyboard Immortal', will not be polite."

"Heaven did not give birth to me, the Keyboard Warrior, the keyboard path is like a long night for ages."

"Keyboard, come!"

Holding a critical mentality, Li Long clicked in.

Soon, he saw two pictures.

The first one is a chat in a group, seemingly saying that someone is at the scene, and then accidentally took a picture of Brother Qin when taking a selfie.

Heh, improved, can write stories!

The second one is her selfie.

Damn it!

Netizens nowadays are getting more and more excessive.

In order to be popular, they actually use Brother Qin's popularity like this.

Should be sprayed!

In just one minute, Li Long typed out more than two hundred words, and the logic was clear, without any dirty words, but it could make people feel ashamed!

Just as he was about to send it, his pupils suddenly shrank.

Eh?

This figure in the back?

Could it be...

Li Long was shocked, and hurriedly played the replay of the live stream just now.

Paused when Guo Dalin's camera pulled away.

"If filming from this angle, Brother Qin should be on the right side off-stage, the distance is about two meters, between thirty-five degrees and forty-three degrees"

"On this photo, the poster's selfie is just in this angle."

"And that figure seems to be really holding a camera."

"Look at his height, temperament..."

Li Long immediately exerted the craftsman spirit.

Through comparing videos, pictures, and the guests' descriptions, etc.

Finally discovered an incredible fact!

This person is really Brother Qin!


— Author's Notes —

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