Chapter 1608: 1608. Chapter 1608 Joint Examination 52
1608. Chapter 1608 Joint Examination 52
"Shangguan Yun, have you ever done this for someone before?" Suddenly, this sentence popped into my head.
Shangguan Yun chuckled and said: "I, your young master, have done this for you before; today is the first time. Sigh, you keep saying I didn't give you a first time, but actually, many of my firsts are for you."
"Tch, what first time do you have?" I said disdainfully.
"Look, boiling water is a first time, accompanying you to the hospital to see a doctor is also a first time, buying you clothes is also a first time, there are many more, I won't list them all—anyway, these are all firsts." Shangguan Yun said with a smile.
This Shangguan Yun just knows how to spout nonsense with his eyes wide open—where does he get so many firsts from?
"Tch, I don't want those. I want your first love, your first kiss, your first night—do you have them?" she said contemptuously.
And still wants to claim these as his own firsts—who knows if he even has any?
"Yaya, you're getting greedier—you and I aren't even first love, first kiss, first..." Shangguan Yun stopped speaking at this point.
"How come? Why stop? What's the other one? Shangguan Yun, you're awful—you actually dare to say I'm not your first night. My god, that night I clearly bled, and it was clearly painful enough to make me wish I were dead—do you think I'm faking it? You're despicable, giving you my first night for nothing." I said resentfully.
"Haha, wife, why are you so angry? I didn't say your first night wasn't given to me; I tell everyone my wife used to be a virgin. I have no doubts about you." Shangguan Yun then gave me an appeasing hug.
"Hmph..." I said, giving him a cold snort.
"Don't snort. I know you're a virgin; my wife is pure." Shangguan Yun said, smiling again.
"Hmph, get lost. Annoying." After saying that, I pulled up the blanket and covered myself with it.
End of Chapter
