Chapter 592: 592. Chapter 592: Damn it, No Toilet Paper 4

592. Chapter 592: Damn it, No Toilet Paper 4

I steeled myself and said, "If you really come in, then I have nothing to say."

So I closed my eyes and waited to die here; anyway, I have no face to see anyone.

"Alright, it's already stuffed into the door crack, hurry..." Shangguan Yun's voice sounded again.

After hearing Shangguan Yun's words, I opened my eyes and looked—sure enough, there was paper at the doorway. So I reached out, reached out; fortunately the bathroom here isn't big, so as long as I stretched my hand a bit farther, I could get it. But it was quite a struggle; in the end, without leaving the toilet seat, I managed to grab the toilet paper, getting it all sweaty, sweat dripping from my forehead...

Fortunately my hand was a bit longer, so I didn't lose face for my ancestors; I can answer to the people and the Party...

After getting the toilet paper, I wiped my butt, pulled up my pants, washed my hands, then walked out weakly; seeing Shangguan Yun, I leaned helplessly into his arms and handed him the remaining sheet of paper, saying, "Please put it in my bag for me."

"Just this one sheet and you still want it? Throw it away, don't need it." Shangguan Yun said, holding the paper I handed him.

"No, I was stuck in the toilet for so long just for this tiny piece of paper." I said, then added: "Ah... the air outside is much better than in the toilet, so much fresher."

While Shangguan Yun placed the sole piece of toilet paper into my bag and supported me, he said: "All right, as you wished, it's already in there. Let's go."

"My limbs feel weak, and my lower abdomen hurts a lot." I said, holding my stomach.

"Could it be that Aunt Flo has come?" Shangguan Yun said, looking at me with startled eyes when I mentioned my stomach pain.

"No, it's just from holding it in earlier. Carry me on your back; I can't walk." I said, blinking my big eyes at Shangguan Yun.

Shangguan Yun handed me the bag and said: "Why don't we rest instead of playing? Let's find somewhere to sit."

"Where to sit? This is the countryside, and no one's lived here for ages. You didn't see the toilet—there's nothing in it, and the surroundings are covered in dust. Fortunately the toilet lid is closed; otherwise I wouldn't dare use it. It's really a death trap." I said, pointing at the bathroom.