Chapter 597: 597. Chapter 597: Flirting in Broad Daylight 5

597. Chapter 597: Flirting in Broad Daylight 5

At this point, Haohua is already quite far from us. I also spoke so recklessly.

"You don't understand, so don't talk nonsense. You should know, when they kiss standing on stage, with everyone watching, it's very impressive, very stylish, very happy." Shangguan Yun said with a smile.

"Disgusting, and yet everyone watching? That kind of rundown place could never hold ten thousand people—I wouldn't believe it even if you killed me." I said contemptuously. Shangguan Yun's way of speaking is getting more and more exaggerated.

"Silly, I was just making an analogy; this shows that many people are watching." Shangguan Yun said, tapping my head.

"No need for you to explain—don't I know what 'everyone watching' means? I'd rather bang my head against a wall. Stop showing off your little bit of literary flair in front of me; isn't it embarrassing? You don't think it's embarrassing, but I find it embarrassing." I struck Shangguan Yun heavily.

"Honey, how about we go try that someday?" Shangguan Yun whispered, leaning against my ear.

Upon hearing that, I jumped in fright—I definitely don't want to be watched by ten thousand people; that would be so embarrassing.

"You'd better not have that idea, or I'll make you lose face—believe it or not." I threatened harshly.

Shangguan Yun narrowed his eyes and said, "How would you make me lose face? How would you make me lose face? Tell me, I'm listening."

"If you really kissed me in that situation, I'd slap you, push you away, and walk off. Do you think that would be embarrassing enough?" I said proudly.

However, if I actually did that, Shangguan Yun would probably have no face left to show his face in public anymore.

"I believe you wouldn't do that." Shangguan Yun said, unafraid.

Unbelievable—it turns out even my little bit of scheming has been seen through by Shangguan Yun.

"Well, we'll see then—if you really dare, I also have nothing I wouldn't do. Since I don't mix in society, if anyone loses face it'll be you, not me." At that point, I could only keep pretending, swelling my face to play the fat guy, going all the way.