Chapter 735: 735. Chapter 735 Perversion 10

735. Chapter 735 Perversion 10

That feeling should be pretty great, but when you're about to fall, it's terrible—you might end up in the hospital seeing those white-clad angel sisters.

Now I should negotiate terms with him, see if we can exchange conditions.

Let me kiss—I absolutely refuse, it's disgusting. I'm afraid that when the time comes to kiss, I'll think it's all my saliva, I'll gag and vomit, and then I'll vomit all over Shangguan Yun's handsome face; if Shangguan Yun makes me kiss again, I'll die for sure.

At that point I would really be dying.

"How about this, I'll count to three; if you don't come out, I really will kick the door—when I kick the door and go in, I can't guarantee what I'll do." Shangguan Yun's voice came again.

I was terrified; Shangguan Yun's words—"I can't guarantee what I'll do"—I knew exactly what he meant.

"Shangguan Yun, we can discuss things nicely, don't be like this, be gentle, don't hurt our feelings." I forced out a faint smile and said.

Actually, Shangguan Yun couldn't even see whether I was smiling or not.

"Speak!" Shangguan Yun said in a simple sentence.

"Hehe, Shangguan Yun, can we change the terms?" I continued to say with a teasing smile.

"What terms?" Shangguan Yun asked.

"I haven't thought of this yet, but wait until I figure it out and then I'll tell you, okay? First, don't get worked up—let's talk properly. Besides, you're lying in bed, sleeping soundly, while I hide in the toilet thinking—this should be fine, right? You won't lose out; it's always me who loses." I swallowed, speaking nervously.

"What you say makes sense, but I can't bear to let my wife hide alone in the toilet; otherwise, let's hide together and think of a solution. As they say, husband and wife of one heart can break gold; we are husband and wife, so we must share hardships, share blessings, and even share the toilet." Shangguan Yun wailed outside.

I don't know what logic that is, but sharing the toilet is truly perverse.

However, I dare not say that; whenever I want to speak now, I have to think carefully, otherwise if I say something wrong, it's over.